💦 CREATE AND FUCK YOUR OWN AI CUMSLUT 🔥 TRY NOW ♥
Create AI Cumsluts 💦
February 4, 2019

Balnor Character Sheet!

Dear Precious Patrons,

Caldwell here! I recently made a custom character sheet for our Council of Elders members, and figured I'd share the Balnor sheet I made to test it out. Now you can admire our weak dad's slightly-above-average abilities and even add him to your campaign if you so desire! You hold the bag of destiny in your tuna-stained hands!

Love and MO,

~The Band of Boobs 

Comments (18)

C
Champ · February 13, 2020

Why does Balnor never use protection

B
Beav · February 9, 2019

The Balnor Playlist: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/user/22ufkg76vrjrtwxbm6auso5gq/playlist/30mqNqzEji09E111kJxaGk?si=7WWkGen2RCaY7VSSEKg3YQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://open.spotify.com/user/22ufkg76vrjrtwxbm6auso5gq/playlist/30mqNqzEji09E111kJxaGk?si=7WWkGen2RCaY7VSSEKg3YQ</a>

H
Harrison Cyr · February 24, 2019

Not what I expected from a Balnor playlist, but I am very pleasantly surprised.

K
Keynon Kocinski · February 8, 2019

Dang why does balnor try to intimidate more often?!

A
Alec Persaud · February 6, 2019

MY FAVORITE CHARACTER FINALLY 😍🥰

S
Saru · February 5, 2019

I think Balnor should get inspiration for looking after the bags all the time! It‘s what he deserves

B
BlurryVizion · February 5, 2019

You're really talented Caldwell, keep it up. I'm enjoying your campaign as well good sir!!!

M
MLEbug · February 4, 2019

My favourite bag dad! ❤️❤️❤️ Thank you Dunkle Caldwell!

B
Benjamin Moseid · February 4, 2019

Wait - how is he proficient in history yet cannot remember anything about his past?!? World war vet confirmed

O
Olivia Hill · February 4, 2019

Our weak dad isn't so weak anymore <3

O
Oliver · February 4, 2019

I love my Tuna Dad

A
Attackins · February 4, 2019

Is Balnor wearing Plate and using a shied? If so his AC should be 20, not 19. You don't factor in a negative dexterity when wearing any heavy armor, as all heavy armor gives you a set AC. He should only have a 19 AC if he is wearing Splint and using a shield. He is also a Champion Fighter, meaning at 7th level he has the Remarkable Athlete ability, and so he would be adding half his proficiency bonus (rounded up to +2) to all Str, Dex, and Con *ability checks*. This would make his Acrobatics, Sleight of Hand, Stealth, and Initiative (Initiative is a Dex Check) +1 and not -1.

T
Taylor Roberts · February 4, 2019

Make our weak dad a stronk dad so we can enjoy Murph's dad voice for another year

J
Joe Yancey · February 4, 2019

Special Abilities: Produce Tuna! Haha Perfect.

H
HexMix · February 4, 2019

My Monday just got 110% better 😂

N
Nicole Mack · February 4, 2019

Everything I never knew I needed in my life 👌❤️

D
Dantizzle · February 4, 2019

I love my new weak dad!

S
Seth C · February 4, 2019

I never knew I wanted to see Balnor’s character sheet until now 😂