Monster of the Month: Bastion

Heyyyy Duuuuuudes, I hope everyone is ready to party. Because this month's Stat Block features Frostwind's Favorite Son, The Survivor himself, Bastion! If your campaign is in need of an NPC that's so disgusting and smelly it actually increases his abilities, then look no further than this guru of the garish! Just make sure to keep an eye on your bag of holding... aaaand pretty much everything else you own. 

Happy Dungeoneering!

~The Band of Boobs 

PS - Attached is a high-res PDF of this stat block as well as a character-only .png file (both with and without the background). Feel free to use the character-only image for posting on the subreddit and/or wiki! Just please be sure to let people know where you got it!