Short Rest: Ep. 32: The Getaway

I've always thought the most terrifying thing about live actual play must be doing basic arithmetic in front of an audience. I'd absolutely freeze up and forget what numbers are.

The origins of hardwon horsekiller

Hardwon being in a Buddy the Elf situation is so funny to me, but like being better for some reason?

this was the ep hardwon started animal murder 🤣

This episode of short rest feels like the pre game wine and cheese event of chardeemacdennis

I was so anxious when I realized that the invisibility spell lasted an hour before it wore off but the bag of holding oxygen was only 5 minutes worth. I'm glad no one noticed! Haha!

i hope they can do a dragonball z 3 way fusion type deal for their combined attack

Can y'all please do something with the cursed items you've had for 20 ep.? It's getting to be nerve wracking...

Bev and Moonshine can both cast their spells into Hardwon's magic axe so when he strikes something, it's like a Thor's hammer deal.

So wlll Apple go back to the field and just say she won huge at the casino.

I want to hear the homegame where Murph destroys shenanigans with rules.

I really hope the audio turns out well for the live show! Break a leg, guys. 😊

There's an episode of "If I Were You", Jake's other podcast where Amir Blumenfeld mockingly suggests if he were to guest on the show he'd be a talking calculator. Caldwell pitches the exact same thing on this Short Rest. Can we make this happen?

This may have been my favorite episode ever! Love seeing the DM get pawned. XD

That ending with Yarm gave me the chills. I stopped what I was doing at work and thought "OHHHHHHHHH NO"

I really love Siobhan! I would love to see her be a full-time character. ❤❤

A magical dancing satyr tri-beam group attack? You mean the Band of Boobs Beam of Bodaciously Bodied Bros???

take back the 1 platinum from Yarm Yay.

I would absolutely love some sort of triple attack. The first thing I thought of was Kingdom Hearts Trinity move. :D

If Yarm had been left on the boat and just when he thought it was all over... this little trap door opens up revealing all these drugs and a way out. So he swims off to safety with that brick... or dies by arrows in the water.

I really hope that Apple at least gives them the ring back. I understand the money story wise, but no reason to take a magic item that would really benefit the Band of Boobs.

If she can maintain her concentration, then they are definitely falling for the maximum 20d6 damage (or more if the DM wants it to be more), and average damage for 20d6 is 70 (3.5x20). Remember that if you are reduced to 0 HP while polymorphed, all excess damage is transferred to your natural form when you change back. Dolphins have a 11 HP per Volo's Guide and Nightmares have 68 HP, and so it would still have 9 HP left over after the fall with average damage. So, unless Murph rolls at least 9 points over the average damage, then that Nightmare could totally survive that fall.

I wonder if Yarm grabbed the book instead of the armour because the pull of whatever is powering the book is more powerful.

Did they grab the silver horn or no? I was kinda unclear on that?

Did some rough calculations. Assuming she failed her Con save: It was about 1.5 rounds from Moonshine casting polymorph til when she took damage. A quick google search tells me that skydiving speed is ~120mph or 53.6 meters per second. With rounds being around 6 seconds long, ~9 seconds passed total. So the dude only fell ~500 meters til the hell horse changed back.

Been waiting for this episode🤓