Short Rest: Ep. 27: The Living Wood

I like that immediately after Keanu was mentioned they reference agent Smith from the Matrix

Another point in the inevitable SVU: Crick Tales crossover event is that both Ol' Cobb and Christopher Meloni have spread cheeks and shown hole (admittedly CM's instance was on Oz [1997])

In San Diego we had milk pouches in the late 2000s

Jake brainstorming the crow name lol “Caw-Caw” is born!

"Are we loose enough that I can ask something really weird" is the funniest way to ask a question

4th listen through this is one of the most off the rails short rests i think. 10/10 COULD not recommend

My favorite ice cream is Tillamook coffee almond fudge

Murph was anti ice back in 2018! Ahead of his time lmao

Tom Holland as Bev?

Hilarious that Caldwell's characters eating SD cards is based in reality!

I love listening to these old short rests... The temptation to take some suggestions and give them back to you guys as court cases is real 😂😂 I think k you have covered a lot of this to be honest but it's kinda hilarious

dairy free roasted strawberry ice cream. phenomenal stuff.

Rosemary blasted ice cream 😋

I'm also from upstate NY and I totally forgot about bagged milk 😭🤣

Ube ice cream

Murph was anti-ICE before it was cool

The original Goncharov

Rosemary blasted wheat thins had me crying laughing in the car.

Hardwon is a-scared

Milk pouch gang

Cookies and cream :)

It's 2025... Is "Pigeon -Toed and Doe-Eyed" a thing?? Because it should be!!

Emily’s so real for Phish Food that’s the correct answer

#releasetheicecreamcut

Ben and Jerry's: Cherry Garcia. Otherwise, mint chocolate chip (with rocky road as a close second). I don't ever go for toppings on ice cream, whereas I strongly believe that fro-yo is a primarily a vehicle for candy bars and cookies...

Jason Schwartzman as Galad.

Classic chocmint !!!

Milkis is an Asian carbonated milk drink!

the bluesky period for cawcaw

I like pistachio ice cream!

Don't worry, we also have a Facebook in our reality that's also cursed

Oh my goddd my middle school in Louisiana had the milk pouches!! I loved them so much 😂

Cookie monster is the best!

I love vanilla , always a go to very hard to get wrong

Akarot is definitely Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore

You can get a carbonated milk drink haha Calpis is delicious, and there are other Japanese and Korean brands

As someone who worked in an ice cream shop, the real move is a hot fudge and coffee milkshake made with vanilla soft serve.

I'm lactose intolerant 😭🤣

What about Neil Patrick Harris for galad?

If I had 1,000,000 flavours was my fave Jen&Barry’s ice cream until they discontinued. Now I don’t eat ice cream

I think Alan Ritchson (the one and only Thad Castle) would make a great Galad.

Keanu Reeves is Shay

This is the best short rest yet. Off topic for 20 mins and I can just picture Murphs face🤣

I know this episode is ancient now but Jake said that you can soda stream milk and I had to come here and say that you absolutely cannot haha. We tried it in college with my friend’s soda stream and we ended up with the kitchen and ourselves COVERED in milk

Does anyone else really wish that Murph had given the satyrs German accents like Will Farrell in snl or the nihilists from the Big Lebowski?

Kurt Russell as Balnor🤣

Blue moon ice cream.

Listening to them trying to stay off the rails while murph fumed was the best part

I love mint chocolate chip like bev!

"I'm getting pistol-whipped with rosemary" is the funniest thing I have ever heard

Muddy sneakers or mint moose tracks are my faves

Milk bags! I totally had those!

I love it when you guys shoot the shit!

Strawberry

I also work at an ice cream shop and I literally tell people the exact same thing as Emily! Love making people's days better

I only started listening about a month ago but my girlfriend and I are watching DB at the same time and are on the Tien & Chiaotzu saga. Tien is a human but Chiaotzu is based off a Chinese vampire, we were talking about it last night!

Cookies and Cream

Rocky road!

Moose tracks ice cream is GOAT

Nothing like a good vanilla ice cream! #releasetheicecreamtapes

I generally go for chocolate chip mint or dulce de leche

I think Chiaotzu is not human BUT yes Tien is human he just... has a third eye

This is so many years late but we had those milk pouches suddenly at our school too!!! We used to inflate them after sucking the milk up and then spear the straw completely threw to keep the air in.. then try to jump on them to pop them which was a bad idea with the straws but I don't remember anyone getting hurt???

I honestly love when you guys get wildly off-topic

That beany vanilla tho. My favorite too, Moonshine. #yum

Clotted cream; but not the one that there is in the US, from Cornwall.

Salt and Straw (a west coast ice cream franchise) has a flavor this month called Mushroom Muddy Buddies, which is perhaps the most Moonshine thing I've ever heard of.

My favorite ice cream is huckleberry, second would be mint chocolate chip lol.

Is no one going to suggest that in a movie, Beverly would have to be played by either Michael Cera or Tom Holland?

So when is Ice T coming on the show?

omg. we had milk pouches here in LA County. they were the woooorrssstttt.

Is there a Dwarf-N-Dots?

If Ice cream exists in Bahumia is there R-cane infused ice cream?

It triggered me when they referred to Tim Hortons as American food

I'm all for more ice cream talk, keep it coming ;)

more ice cream chat pls. the longer the episodes the better. Talk about the Bahoomian NASDAQ for four hours, I'll still love it.

I had those pouches all through elementary and middle school in Escondido,Ca starting 95’

I just want to say you are all an entertaining bunch. I enjoy it even when you guys do get off topic. More to listen to.

I went to school in Wolfeboro NH, in 1992 I was in 8th grade and we were introduced into to milk bags!! They were shaped like a cornhole bean bag.

Honestly I didn’t enjoy the ice cream talk. The short rest is starting to seem unnecessary :/

Guys, I am slowly becoming Emily. I’m from upstate NY and I work at Ben and Jerry’s...

The more off the rails the better, it reminds me of what I loved about 8 Bit Book Club. Mascepone Cheese and Fruits of the Forest all the waaay babeeey

Screaming face book is some Book of the Dead, Evil Dead shit.

Can we talk about how Caldwell said Praline??

You gotta go Gold Medal Ribbon.

Cherry

Can We get Cillian Murphy, the guy who played scare crow in batman beginns to play Galad Rosell?

The ice cream talk was made worth it with Murph's attempts to get y'all focused. Coffee ice cream for me!

i didn't like your ice cream talk. do it emily, i dare you bitch. but let me tell you one thing: i'll enjoy having my comment deleted and there's nothing you can do about it.

Love the loosely goosey talk! And like Strawberry Ice Cream.

It's all about that Heavenly Hash ice cream!

Vanilla with caramal. You should never apologize for talking about ice cream! The next livestream should be an ice cream social.

Let’s take a minute to talk about how Ol Cobb and Hardwon are officially BEST FRIENDS

Name the Crow Caw-Caw!

praline and cream is the best ice cream flavour by far

During the apology breakfast I had suggested Owen Wilson as Galad and you acknowledged it, and the fact that it's still on your guys' mind makes me feel like I contributed something important thank you

Ok so here me out ..... I forget the dude's name, but he was the narrator/story guy in the Big Lebowski. The older dude. I picture him for Ole Cob.

Bev knows what he's talking about, mint choco chip #1

I love that loose cream talk. You gotta go with a vanilla bean. So simple yet so amazing.

Honestly, any tangent that the band of boobs goes on is gold. I would listen to a full spinoff podcast on ice cream as long as it's with the boobs!

Finn Jones for Galad Rosell!

Do y'all fuck with Salt & Straw? Amazing small ice cream chain that expanded recently, and is now in California too! Definitely got some flavors the Band would love. Coffee and bourbon for Ol Cobb Black olive brittle abd goat cheese for Moonshine Freckled woodblock chocolate for Hardwon And snickerdoodle for the very good boy Beverly

Now I like Ice Cream as much as the next person (I even have an ice cream maker at home to make whatever flavors I want), but does anyone else think that Maribel put her name in the book, got taken over by an evil spirit, fought with Jolene and Ol' Cobb, and when she lost the fight the evil spirit trapped Maribel's consciousnesses into a tree and went off to find Asmodeus to get more power, and now the spirit from the book is just using Maribel's body and Crick Rot is entirely not her fault?

Any doughboys fans here?? Wiger would have loved Emily's shoutout to vanilla ice cream!

Love the new Ice Cream Segement. Can't wait to here next week's!

I totally thought, like Murph, that Hardwon was the one who suggested helping the bad tree kill the good tree but upon a second listen it was totally Moonshine and I don’t know why but that’s so much funnier to me lol.

Ice cream talk was dope, but I’m not paying $5 a month to not find out what my boy Balnor the Bodaceous’s favorite flavor is. Release the tapes Murph.

My favorite ice cream is the Ben and Jerry's flavor The Tonight Dough

Mint chocolate chip is great! Off topic conversations are always interesting

Pistachio Almond ice cream is the best! #thesuperiorgreen

I like when the boobs get off topic, I could listen to 48 more minutes of ice cream talk

Is Patrick Rothfuss aware of Ol' Cobbs epic D&D adventures?

Love the Ice cream talk, and bev should definitely like pistachio, pistachio seems kinda like a rich person ice cream. also green

Release the full Ice Cream tapes, Murph! What are you hiding from us?

I'm with Emily. A good vanilla ice cream is hard to beat!

My favourite ice cream is moose track, nothing tops chocolate, peanut butter and ice cream together

I dig the weirdness

If Ol' Cobb's favourite ice cream flavour is like honey & bourbon or something, then Nana Kindleaf's favourite flavour has to be rum & raisin.

Murph I'm so glad you're reading the Witcher books!