Adventure Book Theatre - Bonus Chapter: Journey Under the Sea

39:28 This is pretty much what happened to Charlie Kirk no?

Calling out Caldwell chomping at the bit to roll a dice lol awesome also "squeaky dolphin tits" is my fav phrase

It took me until the last two minutes of the ep to realize they were talking about the “Salt Bae” meme guy restaurant and not some fancy miami steakhouse chain called Salt Bay

Just so you Lore Lords know, there is currently a video game book going very viral for being very bad. It’s the Baldur’s Gate 3 book about Astarion that came out recently. I know you don’t really do video game books anymore, but it’s also rare for one to go viral, so just thought I’d shout that out

Why was jake so damn horny the whole time lmaoo

I haven't listened more than 15 seconds yet, but thrilled to announce this was my favorite book at my grandma's house growing up

Really appreciate the inspiration for the new name, Mr Hurwitz

“As a fellow moral coward…” has been promptly added to my repertoire

I grew up on these! They were amongst the first books I read by myself. Such nostalgia!

There's a star wars one with tons of choices I had as a kid

"No, that's just a kinda hot dolphin" Cut to the guy jumping off the ship in The Odyssey. Matt Damon chimes in: "They told you everything you ever wanted. Everything you ever lost. And everything you never knew you wanted and lost"

Idea: The guessing game but for old CollegeHumor videos. How many views, likes, dislikes, etc.

That sexy dolphin is a real tuna pot.

Literally crying laughing. Rub one out get zonked on k. Deceased 😂😂😂😂

We definitely dont need laser pointers out in the wild again haha

perfect greg backstory

Caldwell's comment about "the good neuralink that doesn't make the monkeys cry" was beautifully sad

You guys have to watch the old super Mario movie from like the late 80s early 90s for one of your mixed bags

Great to have Gake finally on the pod. Hopefully we can get Jake on an episode they don’t have to scrap

Not nearly as good a book as the Unicorn one. Or Jane Austin for that matter.

This was an all timer, an S tier adventure book theater

I really hate that my beloved Austin is known as the epicenter for shitty right wing comedy

Ahhh I sent this book to them last year!! You cannot imagine my excitement when I saw this title drop. Thank you so much for reading it!

I had this book as a kid! It was my only choose your own adventure novel and I reread it over and over

Oh dang that does look like caldwell

Funniest 8 bit yet i think.

All I could think about during this was that Rapture book they read back in the day.

The first 3 minutes of this episode has me cry laughing

“There’s a woman in grand theft auto 6, tell Joe Rogan to keep fighting” had me dying

Lmao the way you guys are talking about the dolphin with huge tits is literally Christopher Columbus seeing manatees for the first time and thinking they're mermaids

Why did it take me 10 minutes to realize we're not in Goosebumps anymore and I shouldn't be picturing a 12 year old

God I’m glad they added the picture.

millenials sound like their parents now lol

Whoa I had this book as a child. Was wondering if they’d ever choose one I had read myself!

This is now the second Atlantis based Adventure Book Theatre in the NADDPOD catalogue

I remember seeing this one too. It was probably considered more accessible by libraries and bookstores at the time. No weird fantasy or sci-fi stuff; everyone love the sea!

Yall HAVE to read book #45 in this series called “You Are a Shark” it’s basically an animorph adventure ! (No aliens tho ):

This was in our elementary school library...and I have indeed done this choose your own adventure book.

please do another choose your own adventure regency book with siobhan, i want to know more about atlantis

Sorry to trauma dump in the comments, but I lost a lot of people this summer and just found out I'm about to lose one more and I cannot say how much this podcast has helped, helped me pass time, helped me laugh in the middle of grotesqueries, helped me both forget and remember. So grateful to all of you and to the whole community here for being so charming and kind and making good jokes. Thanks everybody.

Hit after hit

When the break is being made for the surface, I expected someone to say "The Grinch emerges from a sea cave..."

let’s a) get a smash burger, b) get our new friends out c) bomb this place d) hook up with a big tit dolphin e) all of the above

Okay but, how do y'all feel about the Disney version of the story of Atlantis? 👀 Me? Oh that's where I discovered my first crush nbd

This was my favorite Choose Your Own Adventure as a kid I read it all the time holy shit

These are my favorite choose your own adventure books!

I feel like it got glossed over that Caldwell pointed out R.L. Stein stands for (R)ai(l) Road.

Is this a continuation of small dowry no daddy

Hooooly first

WOAH the short rest came out so early? 😭