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April 20, 2026

Merch Club Q2 2026 - The "Crick Water" Bottle!

Greetings NaddPoles! Caldwell here to reveal this quarter's Merch Club offering, the official NaddPod stainless steel "crick water" water bottle! To get yours, simply join the $25 tier on or before June 30th! (Product will ship in July)

Also, for folks who subscribed last quarter, your Titans of Bahumia puzzles will be shipping shortly, so expect a confirmation email soon!

Huff a Good Day!

~Caldwell

PS - For those asking, the water bottle is 32 oz!

Comments (55)

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ASortaOkayBuilder · October 22, 2026

Hey friends--Did we ever get an update on what happened to these? I know there was an issue, and we got our Merch Store coupon, but I'd still love to get one of these if ever they become available. Thank you!

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Andrew Lynch · August 4, 2026

Has the water bottle shipped out yet?

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Kizzy · July 29, 2026

I joined a couple months ago but still during this quarter but I had to cancel last month. Will I still get the bottle? X.x

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Camilla Jefferson · July 27, 2026

damn. i missed it.

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Kizzy · July 9, 2026

I joined last month but had to cancel before June 30th. Will I still get the bottle? 😬

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Alden Bair · June 20, 2026

I know you only need to be subbed for a month to get this, but does that mean just the final month? If I was subbed to this tier in April, would that cover?

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Danny Phantom · June 9, 2026

Excited for this bottle

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samya :-) · June 5, 2026

I almost bought a new water bottle for $25 yesterday and decided against it, just joined merch tier for the first time and this is what I see! It was meant to be!

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Thomas Shalby · May 17, 2026

Hey buddies, after 8 years as a member and part of this great community, this water bottle is what finally motivated me to take the plunge and become one of PawPaw’s Paralegals. PVZ Fusion APK is a popular mobile and PC game app that offers entertaining gameplay and strategic combat options. https://pvzfusiionapk.com/en/download-pvz-fusion-apk/

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St Avrel · May 3, 2026

I’ve been meaning to upgrade and I need a new water bottle so this is perfect!

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Emmy · April 30, 2026

Yessssss this is so sick! 🫶🫶

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Cortney Cline · April 28, 2026

So... Any way for those of us with annual subscriptions to get this? Because it won't let me change tier. I even cancelled my membership and it still won't let me make a monthly payment until my current annual payment is up for renewal.

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Conn Eremon · April 23, 2026

hmmm, because I have an annual subscription, it's telling me my only options are to either start a month of merch tier subscription that won't take effect or charge me until next year, after the deadline, or pay now for a full year merch tier subscription.

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Cortney Cline · April 23, 2026

I am also getting this message. I was hoping cancelling my membership and re-joining at the new tier would work, but it did not

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Mich Blackie · April 22, 2026

Oh crap that so freaking cute

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Sasha Kasha · April 21, 2026

I love this tier, won’t use the water bottle, but it’s gorgeous. hmm…

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Lucia V. · April 21, 2026

Perhaps you could use it as a dice box, or a coin box/piggy bank/wallet, or even without the lid as a vase or pencil cup or toothbrush holder if it's small enough?

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Dominique Kupersmith · April 21, 2026

Wow! I love this!

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the_paesh · April 21, 2026

What's the lid like? Is it a simple unscrew, remove top, and drink?

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Willow McNeil · April 21, 2026

I'm so excited!! It would be so cool if there was eventually a crick water sticker for existing water bottles too :) but I'm hyped to add this to my collection

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P. · April 21, 2026

Time to up my tier I guess 👀

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Casey Brenner · April 21, 2026

Well buds, after 8 years of membership and being a part of this fine community, this water bottle is what finally inspired me to take the plunge and become one of PawPaw’s Paralegals. REEEEEER!

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Tony Dennis · April 21, 2026

These are INCREDIBLE

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Kayla Zinn · April 20, 2026

Omg, I can’t wait!! This is amazing 😍

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Jennexia · April 20, 2026

This is all I've ever really needed in life and I didn't know it until now

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Bonnie GG · April 20, 2026

Welp. Here's me upping my tier.

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October Jones · April 20, 2026

Every time I’m about to dip out of this tier you bastards reel me back in. Not complaining. This is awesome.

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rob myers · April 20, 2026

It will be great when I’m doing my community service!

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TheRaiOh · April 20, 2026

If the water bottle is the thing on the left, what's the cylinder on the right?

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Autumnis_Prime · April 21, 2026

seems like something similar to a poster board mailer tube - probably just makes it easier to contain/ship - but the colors/commemorative art would definitely make it fun to display as well

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Niko · April 20, 2026

I can’t wait!! Is this dishwasher safe?

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Kyle Conrad · April 20, 2026

With bottles such as these, I always assume no.

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404Erroric · April 20, 2026

We will need to come up with a official crick water recipe to go with it 😋

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Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds · April 21, 2026

It's just ever clear

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Courtney F. · April 20, 2026

Great, everyone already thinks I'm a drunkard, now they're gonna KNOW it?! (Just kidding... my people irl don't know NADDPOD 😂😭😭) Can't wait for this one! 😍

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austinoxner · April 20, 2026

The colors are fantastic. Super cool. Stay hydrated out here.

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Thomas Rawls · April 20, 2026

YAAAH HYDRATION

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biblioprincess, the executive dysfunction fairy · April 20, 2026

What's the likelihood we could get the graphic as a sticker eventually? As someone who is incredibly picky about my water bottle...

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Morgan · April 20, 2026

i’ve had the same bottle for over four years and i second this!! i love the design!!

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CB · April 20, 2026

You devise your timing well Caldwell I think I will give you silly folks more money

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Crumb Gunderson · April 20, 2026

I’m high already

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Parrot Paramour · April 20, 2026

Broke guy question here, do I just need to be in the 25$ tier for one month to receive this?

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Shayple · April 20, 2026

Yeah it comes in quarterly but anytime till (I think) July for one month you can go into that tier and then leave after.

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Andrew Hacker · April 20, 2026

Love it! What if I want multiple? Will it arrive on the shop soon?

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THEMISCHIEFOFNADDPOD'SFAMILIARS · April 20, 2026

Ahhh yesss

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Shel B Kennas fav SG wishing you a happy Bog-oween · April 20, 2026

Huff, don’t chug!

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Noell S. · April 20, 2026

Oh, I love those colors!

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MamaMayhem - Sal Soeh, Sal Nu · April 20, 2026

OMG I love this so much!! 😍😍😍

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · April 20, 2026

Intoxicating!

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Sara · April 20, 2026

How big is it?

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Not Another D&D Podcast · April 20, 2026

Great question! Just added that to the description, it's 32 oz!

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ASortaOkayBuilder · April 20, 2026

Hot damn that's amazing. How many ounces?

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austinoxner · April 20, 2026

32oz

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Izzy · April 20, 2026

Man I love water bottles

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Jenneryy · April 20, 2026

Omg this is awesome!!