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April 16, 2026

Gangs of Neo Galaderon - Ep. 3: Crack the Safe

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The Kill Screens attempt to secure Petunia's fingerprint and access the Mothership safe! Slug demonstrates a firm handshake, Atom secures a sweet prize, and Aux plays the keyboard.

Music / Sound Effects Include: 

"Neo Galaderon" by Emily Axford.

"The Prototype" by Emily Axford.

"Atom" by Emily Axford.

"Implicated" by Emily Axford.

"The Gambling District" by Emily Axford.

"Mothership Lobby" by Emily Axford.

"Galavanting" by Emily Axford.

"The Inkling Syndicate" by Emily Axford.

"Cyberskitch" by Emily Axford.

"Slug" by Emily Axford.

"Paetina" by Emily Axford.

"Corrupted" by Emily Axford.

Comments (63)

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Dean Dingus · July 7, 2026

I'm calling it early that Elmer was captured and converted into the Prototype.

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Clio · June 5, 2026

Murph letting them get so strong makes me so nervous for them lmao

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Tim · May 3, 2026

Listen, I’m enjoying this campaign…but this is just the plot of Cyberpunk 2077, right?

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Oscar · April 23, 2026

This brings me back to the heist in Arasaka Tower, we better not get another Jackie incident...

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Kitt · April 23, 2026

Emily has a slight advantage having played, at least some of, Cyberpunk 2077. And it makes me laugh Jake opening the box and Caldwell like oh wait. That is basically the prologue of the game. If Jake is Jackie, Caldwell is V and Emily is Johnny Silverhand. Obviously.

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Justin L. · April 21, 2026

Geez, Em's character is so much stronger than Jake or Caldwell's. What 3rd party made the subclass?

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Walker Thurman · April 20, 2026

I watched a video today about a pen (writing) with a LIVE WORM in it and the consensus was obviously that that was some umbrella corp shit but I also think it seems like something mothership employees would have

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SPECTRESOUND · April 18, 2026

Put the bodies in the door. Put the bodies in the door. Put the bodies in the door. Put the bodies in the *tss*tss* DOOOOOOOOOR

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Scrumblina Brumblina · April 18, 2026

Rly enjoy how lovingly Murph adapts stuff that inspires him into his campaigns. Relating the Prototype to Adam Smasher immediately makes me nervous for the party if they get caught

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Peregrine · April 18, 2026

For some reason I find it really endearing that Atom calls Slug “Slugs” :)

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Tavitafish · April 18, 2026

I really love the extremely different caldwell robot voice

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Rafael C · April 18, 2026

Incredible episode. Love picturing a machine part altering the hardware around it like a plant. Peak Murph moment!!!!

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Mike Rutledge · April 17, 2026

Digging the music this season!

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Gabe Benninghoff · April 17, 2026

This is my first time listening to an arc and let me say - it’s the worst not getting the next episode right away, I neeeeed more lol. Y’all are amazing

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Zeon Liberation · April 17, 2026

It’s a little early to make this claim, but this may be my favorite campaign so far.

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EternalJ · April 17, 2026

This administration chip has to be alexandrite or like a remake of her. The description just feels so similar to what she was doing in campaign 3.

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Matt Gustavson · April 18, 2026

And the music!!!

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jaydee meowr · April 17, 2026

Waiting for Aux’s villain character arc where he inserts the chip and rules over Neo Galaderon

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Doctor Ransom · April 17, 2026

Just a friendly reminder Em (not to rules lawyer too hard) but as per Maddening Fumes, if a creature starts its turn in the emanation it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw (DC 8 + your CON modifier & Proficiency Bonus) or have Disadvantage on attack rolls against targets other than you until the start of its next turn. Only way I remembered is cause one of my players in a Crooked Moon campaign I run is Experiment Barbarian too. Absolutely loving Slug Slapdash btw.

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richie nadritch · April 17, 2026

Getting act 1 cyberpunk vibes

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Professor Pratt · April 17, 2026

It’s a sudoku in orc

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Arron Kelly · April 17, 2026

Big Konpeki plaza vibes

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King of the City Pigeons · April 17, 2026

When Neo Galaderon is made into an animated series, Mark Wahlburg is going to play most of the roles, right?

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Buck · April 17, 2026

I cannot express how many times I rewound and listened to "I'm gonna use a Risk point-" "Woah, what the fuck is that?" "It's something Caldwell made up!" Great as always gang! I love love love this trio.

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Brian McAree Murphy · April 17, 2026

I wonder if they will risk installing it for an instant escape 🤔. Huge risk, but it would unlock everything

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Ray Matford · April 17, 2026

When they plug it into their head they also suddenly start seeing visions of the ancient party boy, anarchist, and rockstar Mavrus Silverhand. "Wake the fuck up, Kill Screen. We’ve got a side to bar."

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Jaylin · April 17, 2026

Emily made a joke about hating it again this episode but remember yall - sudoku isn’t math

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Jaylin · April 17, 2026

Oh duh the “prototype” body guard is just Adam Smasher from Cyberpunk. Once I got that image in my head it was suddenly very terrifying LOL

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David · April 17, 2026

When ever I hear "arcana" in an accent like New England/new york that does the non-rhotic pronunciation thing with "ar" sounds, I immediately hear JFK saying "ahcana who aht in heaven hallowed be thy name" 🤷‍♀️

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Ray Matford · April 17, 2026

A heist going bad after finding an experimental and extremely dangerous computer chip in the office of a megacorp executive who is guarded by a hulking cyborg more machine than man? Where have I seen this one before?

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James Scott · April 17, 2026

I bet the prototypes real name is Eve Smusher

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Cruz Budd · April 17, 2026

Anyone else think Jake was going for a Mark Wahlberg voice? That’s all I can hear. 😂

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King of the City Pigeons · April 18, 2026

Both Jake and Em sorta have a Boston accent this season. Glad someone else hears it lol I thought I’d just got that accent stuck in my from watch Ted

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St.Christopher Coming to Town · April 17, 2026

This is my favorite set of voices the cast has ever done. Em with full Long islander, Jake as a soft guido, and robot Caldwell is perfect.

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martiniimakes · April 17, 2026

Thank u murph for releasing early! it's my birthday and this is the best way to end the day 💜

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Alexis · April 17, 2026

happy birthday!

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joel · April 17, 2026

petunia's dumb little dystopian capitalist speech was classic murph. reminds me of "And I myself own several properties" to polite applause from Eldermourne

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Tavitafish · April 18, 2026

I love murphs very subtle anti capitalism, and then comparing it to granddaddy Brennans "I know writers who use subtlety"

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JackJack · April 17, 2026

Return of tight grandmas

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Winterbat · April 17, 2026

The books written by the generational Glenbottles were such a fun touch

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Mortimer Lunch · April 17, 2026

I love this campaign first of all, but is anyone else hella distracted by the piano keys in the background? It’s all I can focus on when it plays 😅 maybe I’m just crazy

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Shel B Kennas fav SG wishing you a happy Bog-oween · April 17, 2026

I know it’s early but this campaign is quickly becoming some of my favorite Murph DMing. It kinda feels like the same joy he had playing Jens.

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Vee · April 17, 2026

Emily has been getting INSANE rolls so far I wish I could have her luck and skill 😭

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CommodoreBlue · April 17, 2026

I will never forgive Murph for making me picture Aux with human hands.

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Jay · April 16, 2026

Just finished Clair Obscur and this is exactly what I needed to feel happiness again!

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zoe cosplayed moonshine! · April 16, 2026

about to start the episode! hope i find out what sex is!!

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Vee · April 17, 2026

You won't BELIEVE what I'm about to tell you

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Cinthia Morales · April 16, 2026

Just in time for my walk🌞

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ZEEEK · April 16, 2026

Been listening back on campaign 3 lately... missing that sweet blue hole, but this is sex is a nice consolation prize.

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Patrick B · April 16, 2026

THIS! IS! SEX!

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evan deas · April 16, 2026

Hell yeah!

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Brock · April 16, 2026

just in time for dinner

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Vee · April 17, 2026

Real!

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Beluga, Gunks undersea mount that only drinks dr.p · April 16, 2026

What.

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jodiecore · April 16, 2026

YIPIEEEEEEEE

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Dakota Smithson · April 16, 2026

This is sex maybe

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zoe cosplayed moonshine! · April 17, 2026

quite possibly…

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Matthew Flood · April 16, 2026

Been waiting all day for this drop!

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Clever Innuendo · April 16, 2026

It's gonna be a good bike ride home, hell yeah.

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Migster · April 16, 2026

This...is sex.

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Jmp098 · April 16, 2026

This truly is sex

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Drew Faber · April 16, 2026

THIS IS SEX.

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RavensBinch · April 16, 2026

This is sex!