Short Rest: Gangs of Neo Galaderon - Ep. 2

I didn't take Murph giving the players shit because he's angry but because it was just real dumb but funny dumb. Rightful razzing for sure. Fun all around casamigos cease and desist inbound LOL

Redwall mentioned!

*Murph wanting them to be on the rails* *Murph initiating and diving headfirst into the George Clooney poop game idea*

Murph snorted multiple times during this episode so you know he was having a ball 😂

This is the most off task short rest I’ve ever listened to … and I don’t mind. So entertaining

So any update on Milton Bradley’s new hit gaming system Crabs in the Ass???

not a dad but i do love a late night sammich

I’m listening at work and have to hold in all my insane laughter during the poop-board-game-voiced-by-George-Clooney bit

This is the hardest I’ve laughed while listening to a podcast in a while. I’m so happy.

3aa1

Brian "correct" Murphy, DMing's strongest and bravest soldier

This episode sponsored by the Australian Macadamia Society

My mom caught me listening to this, and now she’s really worried about me

Mind you this is the first short rest I ever listened to.

A snack to get you back to sleep? Call that a nappetizer

Caldwell referencing Redwall activated me like a sleeper agent.

The main episode and short rest were both cry-worthy funny, I'm dying

all this talk of sexy squirrels & no sword in the stone mention???

I felt triggered when you guys mentioned Gersh because I'm repped by them and they ... suck ass and they're mean to me 😞

Campaign 1 Murph was Pendergreens

You guys must be close to retiring or dying, everything is unhinged these days lol

This episode is NOT free of Cats (2019)

My dad is a late night bowl of cereal kinda guy

I zoned out about minute 30 and zoned back in at minute 34 and I feel like missed a lot haha

I got ants in the pants for my third birthday in 1976. We had hotdogs and ice cream cake. Good times.

New game? Would Your Marriage Survive! New Surprise Round variant?

Excuse you, Gloomhaven only cost $200. I'm a little impressed that Caldwell even knows the game exists, though.

If I had a nickel for every time y’all pitched an insane idea involving George Clooney being the focal point of a pitch, I would have two nickels. Which, isn’t a lot of money, but it’s surely insane. (For those curious, go listen to 8-Bit Book Club’s “Skyrim: Peoples of the Root”. I don’t want to spoil the wonderful pitch)

It’s the plate for me

And nothing about pistachios.……..

Hearing Emily say "I'm getting like kinda high on our own idea here" after 15 minutes of spiraling lunacy absolutely wrecked me

Ha! Macadamia nuts on a plate.

Poop board game talk got me so invested I forgot it's not a random mixed bag and was legitimately confused for a sec when they got back to discussing the episode 😆

There simply must be a gas leak in the two-dio because wtf is going on 😂

The perfect nut is obviously one almond

honestly as a dm i would have much preferred them to just go into the party 😭🙃

I'm a little allergic to hazelnuts, so I can't eat a lot of them, but they're the best nut in my opinion

Somehow this short rest is just as unhinged as the episode

This episode triggered my nut allergy

To knowledge.

Something about the effortless charming smile of Jake and the "why would you use this as a photo opportunity" of Emily with the two nuts on each full size plate and a scattering of dice is truly artistically beautiful. Great work, Caldwell.

Thanks guys, how do I explain to my wife what im listening to when she walks by and hears Emily yelling "and I've been doing a LOT of fucking!"

RANCH is one of my vocal stims. I can never see ranch and not say it like that.

I think the best nut would be a doughnut.

Listened to this episode while walking to the grocery store and simply had to get a bag of macadamia nuts. Thank you Emily for the peak content

"i dont mean to miscommunicate" is such a clear, sweet, genuine sentence and its nice to see the subtle differences of how the 2 crew have grown as people over the years

I love when they record in person

Not Caldwell correcting Murph on insect anatomy and getting it wrong.

All I hear is Cartman “ANTS IN THE PANTS?!?!? ANTS IN THE PANTS?!?!”

whenever caldwell makes anime fandom adjacent jokes like "krillin is married to a vocaloid" i feel so seen XD

@caldwell umm actually the thorax is the middle of the ant and the butt part is called the gaster 🤓☝️

Y'all, I have important news to announce, there is an upcoming ANIMORPH series at Disney. Can't wait to hear what Jake thinks about it after reading all the books 😁

Crustaceans In The Crack™

Emily did so good with the music! That track as the boys were in the carpark was sick. I hope it goes public soon! I wanna use it in my game!

So first you've gotta reach out to Clooney with Axford's Night Nuts, build a relationship and get past their in-between people. Then you pitch Turds Against Poomanity: Clog It Like A Clooney, appealing to their crass side that got them in to the South Park movie

Hey gang me and a friend got tix to the NY show next week but something came up and Ticketmaster won’t let me resell. Last minute buuuuuut anybody want ‘em? (Free)

Nice, I think this is my first glimpse into the 2dio 😊

This has to be one of the most unhinged short rests since in a long while. I love it.

Not sure if it's been asked but... Any chance at all of getting video episodes? I won't lie... Id both pay more, and would be happy with negative production value. You could all be in PJs with bed head and id throw money at it 🤣

All short rests should be a photo of yall while recording:)

i really love the short rest covers lately keep this UP

These characters are Murph’s punishment for his Trinyvale behavior

I was waiting for this short rest to go over episode 2 because the shenanigans

two nuts to a whole plate is killing me

A Mixed bag of Ants in the Pants would be terrible to listen to but ultimately really funny.

Ants in the Pants fans rise up!

Tag line for if you go back to the crab/lice game - “This louse is loose!”

Add impeccable hostess to Emily's long list of accolades. 🌰🌰🍽️

In a surprising turn of events, this short rest is not free of Cats (2019)

need you guys to know that Polymarket tried to do the Crypto dot com Skinny Jimmy's Sports Bar and Grill https://www.wired.com/story/polymarket-wanted-a-coming-out-party-in-washington-it-was-a-disaster/

lol have you seen the news re ANIMORPHS

I fear I have finally reached my dragon pussy threshold with the absolutely repulsive hell game shit talk

BUTTerfinger beebees

I love everything about this episode.

Guys it's gotta be "Edge in the pants"

i’m a preschool teacher and ants in the pants is still wildly popular with the 3 and 4yr olds lol

They did not tread so carefully

The dirty joke for the title of an M&M taste test ep was left on the table and I'm bummed

"You get more points when you go in the ass" hell yeah Jake

My company just did a commercial with Clooney, I’ll get him in contact with you guys for the board game

I think it’s important the Murph knows, Disney is making an ANIMORPHS SERIES! Ryan Coogler is gonna be an executive producer on the show. Same guy that’s doing the x-files reboot :)

I genuinely think this was some of the best non-combat DMing Murphs ever done. It was a master class in rolling with your players insane punches

The bouncer scene is this generation’s bullywug mating call

If you do another M&M mixed bag, please make an actual score card ahead of time, lol. You WILL forget your ratings by the end of the episode otherwise

Does anyone know what class atom is?

Here to weight in, cashew top tier nut

You know it’s gonna be a wild Short Rest when there’s a custom thumbnail.

REDWALL (briefly) MENTIONED. Eulalia gang rise up

First. Kind of

I eat a spoonfull of crunchy peanutbutter when i wake up at night. I tried to just chomp down on some nuts but i feel its so dry.

Cashews ftw

Top 10!

Pickles and mustard on a wrap as a dad snack is so real, my dad used to eat something so similar as a kid lol

Absolutely loving the setting of this campaign, has me starting a new Cyberpunk playthrough lol

The mystery of the image for this short rest is tantalizing.

Jake is Radiant

Rose to Murph desperately clinging onto the story during the visit to the m&m store 😂

no way i’m first 😩

Love you guys, I'm loving this new setting with these characters❤️