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January 31, 2026

Mixed Bag of Holding: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Review

We're ready to get hurt again! The 2 Crew reviews the first two episodes of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

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James (plz make more trinyvale eps) · September 4, 2026

No Jake makes me sad, but Trapp and SungWon makes up for it (almost 😉).

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Donoiw · July 8, 2026

Storytime about Jousting: I worked the beer tent at one of the Scottish Games in Mississippi many years ago. One of those year they had some of the people from full metal jousting. ( A TV show jousting competition ). I thought it was going to be for show until I heard the first two people hit. It sounded like a car crash. Full speed. Wood splintering on steel. These people were wild. I saw two people breaking arm and one person get a lance lodged in their neck. ( Thankfully it was caught by their armor, but only barely. ) The winner of a competition was a lovely blonde haired woman.

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Eva Vasileiadou · March 5, 2026

PLEASE review the whole show!!

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Alessandra · June 9, 2026

IM SO LATE BUT PLEAAE

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Oscar the Salad Czar · March 4, 2026

It never fails to make me chuckle how often they forget their own rating system.

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Gurl Luigi · February 26, 2026

I need more skaldova now

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LJ KA · March 24, 2026

Desperately

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el · February 19, 2026

the beyondburglar is a historic pull

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Libbortea · February 14, 2026

Naddpod ice cream flavor should include butterfinger bbs

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Sean M · February 10, 2026

As far as scoring goes for jousting, have they not seen a Knights Tale?? It explains the scoring right?

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Matty B · February 9, 2026

I was on autoplay and about halfway through I was like, damn why aren't they talking about the episode? I guess I should pay attention.

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Chip · February 8, 2026

Started watching because of this episode and I'm obsessed! Been holding off on GoT because of spoilers I've osmosified through the cultural zietgeist, but I might need to watch it now regardless.

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CommonCatepillat · February 8, 2026

View crew for DND honor among thieves when???

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Summer Tribe · August 9, 2026

we still haven't got view crew for book of vile darkness

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CommonCatepillat · February 8, 2026

View crew for DND honor among thieves when???

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Ella · February 6, 2026

Fun fact! Oftentimes, prizes for winning jousts could include getting ownership of the losing knight's armor or horse, so that was a strong incentive to NOT cause any harm to the animal, since they were incredibly valuable assets that could become yours

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Miranda B, Crick DVM · February 5, 2026

A palomino is a color, not a breed of horse.

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Winterbat · February 4, 2026

Now I have to rewatch this and keep an eye on the white horse

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Oscar · February 4, 2026

Just played Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 and theres a scene with an "airplane" flying by!!

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RoadTrain · February 4, 2026

CINCINNATI MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

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Darby · February 4, 2026

Coming back to this after watching ep 3 and boy, the gang did sure mention several things they want and fear from the show that came true immediately in the next ep

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Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds · February 4, 2026

I've only ever seen 5 episodes of the original game of thrones with my current partner, and random tid bits while with my ex. I have no reference for anything

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Katherine · February 3, 2026

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who gets anxious watching hotd

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Santa Grinch Hugging HumBaba and two Fairies · February 3, 2026

The Guy who Plays Dunk is a Rugby Union Member turned Actor so I think he can fight

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Ellie P · February 3, 2026

Any chance all of the live shows could be made into a collection

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connor sparks · February 3, 2026

I swear I’ve listened to everything outside of COE tier, where is the dip-spit bit from

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Pendergreens’ Sick Ibanez · February 3, 2026

C3 as they approach Molscuriel

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Summer, Autumn Eladrin · February 3, 2026

I love the review mixed bags. I started reading Bright Sword because of this podcast and also thought of Collum when I saw Duncan. I do think they would be buddies. I was kind of burnt out on fantasy TV shows after GOT and Witcher. I wasn't interested in watching this show until I saw clips of the dance scene online

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Aster Ellis · February 3, 2026

If next Mixed Bag isn't more of this, it should be A Knight's Tale. AFAIK the horses don't get hurt at all and it's probably my favorite Ledger movie

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El Jefe · February 3, 2026

Seconded! Them talking about how they don’t know the rules of jousting just made me wonder how they missed A Knight’s Tale. They are the right age for to have hit the sweet spot.

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E.E. Gads · February 3, 2026

I can't believe it took 8 minutes to get to the dick 😂

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Kaidan C · February 3, 2026

As a 6’4” person, it was a little infuriating hearing you half-pints shortsplain tallness The portrayal of Ser Dunc resonated strongly with me, as someone who has absolutely been the tall, quiet, awkward slouching guy that keeps attracting weirdos for some reason Also without a doubt, tall people probably get challenged more. I understand why you would think otherwise, but every man with a big ego and a small penis sees a tall guy as a challenge

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AstroGibbon · February 3, 2026

I had to upgrade, that teaser. I needed to know more about the white horse! Is it a deva, is it justified!?

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Pyt · February 2, 2026

I've been avoiding watching this show because of how GoT ended and how bad I thought season two of House of the Dragon was. Hearing the 2crew talk about it has sold me on giving it a chance. I know its better for content if they watch stuff that is objectively bad and they really dont like and Murph plays the grump but its also really nice to hear them gush about something they actually enjoyed.

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Ziel R. · February 2, 2026

Nyetterbox?

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Becca_rebaker · February 2, 2026

21:58 Jake saying I think i could calm a horse and Murphy disgusted "based on..." absolutely got me. 🤣🤣

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jens_defender · February 2, 2026

Is it too late to pitch "intros are nixed 2026?"

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James Scott · February 2, 2026

I cant bring myself to watch it. It was being written and produced by my favorite screen writer Steven Conrad and before they could get it over the finish line HBO took it, ground it up, and released it as hog feed under a different name. Check out the Amazon series Patriot to support my boy

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Natural Dragon · February 2, 2026

Can you please review the entire season? Pretty please

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Jess J · February 2, 2026

I feel like I need to develop being more critical in my 40’s because I like everything. Sometimes I get distracted and don’t keep up with a show, but that’s more on me than anything, and there are things I really like sometimes.

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Parma Jorts · February 1, 2026

I don’t think George is going to do his homework gang

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atomicdog · February 1, 2026

Please do more mixed bag reviews of Knight of the Seven Kingdom episodes! Would be so cool if you did one once all the episodes were out, or did one for each two episodes.

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thequeercat · February 3, 2026

Sequel episode after the season is complete a la the witcher reviews perhaps?

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CommodoreBlue · February 1, 2026

Never watched this show, and probably never will, but I will listen to you all talk about it at least 3 times.

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chlo! · February 1, 2026

my sisters dog is also afraid of water. jake’s dog solidarity

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Ilana Galpert · February 1, 2026

I know one of the founders of ben and jerry's. he isn't ben or jerry sadly lol but he is on the board of trustees. Do you guys have a pitch or something? He's an incredibly good guy. Super ethical. If there's a charitable bent it would be easier for me to bring it up to him...? For context, he's my half sister's stepdad. I probably have exactly the amount of influence you expect in that situation, but I could definitely get something in front of him. His name is Jeff Furman btw. He's pres of the ben and jerry's foundation as well.

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Ilana Galpert · February 1, 2026

Most of the stuff he cares about is political action. things like employing people with criminal records, fighting racial disparity/injustice or increasing voting access. He's wife's biggest concern (understandably) is global warming. So...idk if y'all can figure out a way to mesh with that?

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Roy Prishkulnik · February 1, 2026

It's funny cuz I've literally read the jousting scene in The Bright Sword a couple of days ago! The objective was to knock the other knight off their horse, or at least breaking the lance on their shield or body. Collum mentions that you should look at the opponent's shield but it's more so you wouldn't flinch from their lance's approaching tip. You also had to present your body as a target so you couldn't turn away from the impact. Apparently in the late middle ages (~1300+ CE) chivalry's rules and etiquette made knights frequently deny themselves any advantage so they could win from a losing position. So yeah, they loved an underdog back then, too :)

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Tails with really supple birthing hips · February 1, 2026

The phrase, Dick finger puppet lives in my head for free now

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A. Lee. S · February 1, 2026

I want to watch this show! But also am a horse girl and am scared to watch the horses get hurt. 😅

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HeyYeah · February 1, 2026

Crazy that Emily pulled out a Wendy O Koopa's stinky feet reference like eight years after 8bbc

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♡ Pixie ♡ · February 1, 2026

Okay, so it was a prosthetic especially made for him and the show

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Gicky · February 1, 2026

Not having lamb is crazy we have Pirinoa lamb in New Zealand that comes from a farm by the ocean. The meat tastes like sea salt its crazy. Anyway would love to hear your thoughts on Bionicle: Mask of light I watched it recently and was really moved.

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Elizabeth Gunn, sickly but cruel · February 5, 2026

There was a trailer for Bionicle on one of the VHS's I owned as a kid and I've see that trailer like, four hundred times. Someday I will watch the movie.

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martiniimakes · February 1, 2026

Me 🤝 Caldwell Rightfully Afraid of Horses

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Jenna H · February 1, 2026

Too big! It's unnatural!

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Rafi · February 1, 2026

Crazy enough Aerion’s actor is also wearing a wig, they had enough money for the wig department here

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Mich Blackie · February 1, 2026

YOU’VE NEVER HAD LAMB!?

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rosebramblewolf · February 1, 2026

I assume the rules of jousting were completely accurately portrayed in A Knight's Tale.

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Ben Stephenson · February 1, 2026

All the jousting talk got me wanting them to watch it.

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Clever Innuendo · February 1, 2026

I haven't watched anything Game of Thrones since season 1, but I'll take any NaddNoise

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jackalope503 · February 1, 2026

I’m really loving the image of Emily playing offensive line for the Bengals. I can already picture Joe Burrow being absolutely eviscerated by a defensive end as Emily shouts COUNTERSPELL!!

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Ro · February 1, 2026

Ah hyped to listen to this- my partner wanted to watch the first ep while we ate our tea and I said NO I guarantee there will be so much shit and piss in this show and I can’t believe how soon I was proven right

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Zoop · February 1, 2026

On the question of the advantage of height I do wanna say that I fenced semi-seriously in hs and height was not neccesarily considered a good thing. Yes having long legs was helpful but having a long torso was explicitly not. As a general rule, The best fencers I knew were short, slim and fast as fuck. HOWEVER, that was not universally true, the type of fencing matters, and perhaps most importantly of all: Fencing is not jousting lol

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Emz · January 31, 2026

I'll listen to y'all talk about it I just refuse to be hurt again after GoT and HotD lol. If this sticks the landing I'll watch it 😂

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Neil Dutton · January 31, 2026

I'm pretty sure that medieval horses were actually more like modern pony sized, but I have no idea where I got that information. Do your research!!

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Summer, Autumn Eladrin · February 3, 2026

I just learned like last year that ponies and horses are the same species, and now I am learning this.

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Daveed · January 31, 2026

Wellpp guess I gotta watch knights of the seven kingdoms now

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Santa Grinch Hugging HumBaba and two Fairies · January 31, 2026

Hell Yeah Remember A knights Tale (Featuring Robert Addie) came out two years after the Hedge Knight novela came out

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zoe cosplayed moonshine! · January 31, 2026

i got to watch the george rr martin panel about this and honestly it got me really hyped. the first 2 eps were genuinely so good.

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zoe cosplayed moonshine! · January 31, 2026

i just finished the most recent strahd episode and now for the first time i am caught up!!

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emilythecoffeewench · January 31, 2026

wow they're talking about something good. this is crazy

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pie · January 31, 2026

let’s gooo! ive really been enjoying it despite some of the reviews i’ve see

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Polaire · January 31, 2026

they did this for me specifically

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Old Man Ballz 03 · January 31, 2026

Guys there’s spoilers

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umut dinc · January 31, 2026

This is so gas