Short Rest: Trinyvale X Strahd - Ep. 12

Spurters vs tricklers would probably depend on where they were bitten, but it COULD change the taste, arterial blood is more oxygenated as it leaves the heart and has a greater pressure (“arterial spray” is when an artery is clipped and the blood. Well. Sprays out) but venous blood, which is under less pressure on its way back to the heart, is higher in CO2, making it VERY SLIGHTLY more acidic but potentially to a vampire it would be detectable

Close enough, welcome back Story Break

The fact this is happening in Altoona is far too real tbh.

Sorry but the manuscript needs to be called sleepless in Seattle

“Pacific north wet” was out of pocket

"I've always been a Bulbasaur man," a delightful sentence.

You’ve just written a terrible porn. Hallmark Christmas terrible soft-core porn.

Make this movie!!!!! Satirical holiday humor is some of my favorite! For further inspiration I recommend, Christmas with the Campbell’s. ✨💖✨

Murph brings up wanting to have a boss enemy be super weak, duttle (duddel, duddle?) was like that, bro was a weiner

Did Caldwell say Pacific North WET!? Hats off.

Thank you Caldwell for bringing up The Woman in The Wall because I was hoping so hard they’d remember their previous cinematic genius while coming up with License to Bone

Nice try Caldwell, you’re not fooling me with a Silkpost

Omg this recap was hilarious, im so jealous of Emily with hades 2, I beat the first 1 2 times over and in fiending to get it but dont have the hardware, I need it to go to ps5

Sneezing is not normal. I never sneeze.

This is the most short rest episode I've ever heard.

Ugh I *wish* a car would cost 20k

Occasionally, and I mean just occasionally, perhaps short rest can be about the episode 🤣

Is that a MOTHERFUCKING Altoona pa reference????

Very jazzed to find out Emily and I have the same favourite Pokémon

“ and we don’t cut away from it” 💀😭

I almost got sucked into a bog in Ireland twice last year (I was alone) and the second time I on instinct said "NOT LIKE THIS"

Oddish is my main man.

“I’ll train you, Brian” -Goku

Idk why but "King of the MTA" made me lose it 🤣🤣🤣

Begging to have you guys watch “The Gamers” by dead gentlemen. Super wacky amateur movie (?) about college students playing DnD. Twas made in 2002 and would b perf

I don’t know how, but I somehow broke the Patreon app and it switched to playing the audio from the view crew episode halfway through this episode, even though it showed the title for this one was playing

Vampire masquerade 2 is a vampire game that takes place in Seattle I believe

I just wanna listen to them pitch media for an hour lol

pacific northwet is incredible

Um actually sweetie (Murph), Forks is not Seattle. Forks is on the peninsula and can have a different climate than Seattle. It is closer to the Hoh rainforest, which is such a magical place. ✨️

I really want a mixed bag where the crew can talk about games they play cause I need to hear Emily‘s thoughts about Hades 2 as someone who’s been playing it since early access. And I want to hear Murph’s about Hollow Knight/Caldwell’s on Silksong as someone who also enjoys that series. I know Jake doesn’t game but maybe he could talk about sports or something (I’m so sorry if that sounds dismissive, I would actually be interested to hear about something outside my gaming bubble but I know so little).

He's a squirter not a trickler

I think you can play Silksong without playing Hollow Knight!They’re both fantastic

Once Emily begins playing Hades II, I would love to hear what her favourite characters are.

I always love a nod to Tom Waits

Isn't Silksong a prequel to Hollow Knight, not a sequel? Also, Eevie would be my Pokémon in school

I appropriately almost crashed my car listening to lease to bone

I almost crashed listening to lease to bone brainstorm session

If you can change Blart, you can change the world 💖

Kirsten is my mom’s name lmao

god I’ve needed the return of a classic naddpod romance so much more than i knew

this is my favorite podcast ever

Caldwell is going to get his Machamp arrested and put on a watchlist.

Al roker is a meteorologist, and for Jake and Caldwell, he has a cartoon on PBS kids all about weather and it's very cute, fun, and very educational

the ending of the session is the equivalent of having the most random cosmetics on during a serious cutscene

My Nebraska ass would die with a reflexive "Ope"

While this may not be a Hallmark movie, you could probably pitch it to Chuck Tingle with great success

Don't want to ruin anyone's day but Al Roker is not a meteorologist, his official title is a weather presenter. I learned that this year and was devastated, but I still respect what he does and watch him every morning.

Came for the slightly incorrect Caldwell Pokemon facts, stayed for the 15 minute limp dicked handjob. God I love these people.

leaping off my couch & hooting & hollering like my team just won the super bowl when you guys bring up seattle

Ryan Urphy Guest DMing for "Oops All Edge Lords" when?

Jake has osteoarthritis and/or fibromyalgia

I thought the only thing we did in Dreams was Flyin' and Fuckin'?

I think yall would really enjoy the primal hunter book series. Its a litrpg story that is amazing

In the year of our lord 2021 I almost died because I was jamming out too hard to Bangarang by Skrillex.

Can confirm: car dealerships aren’t fun, was there last week and had a bad time

Nutting can prepare you for the way this short rest ends.

have we considered the abbot is dr. jack abbot and he’s actually a super good guy

caldwell referencing woman in the wall was such a good pull

I cannot begin to explain how hard I identify with Jake when it comes to fixating on little things not feeling right. Every day of my mid-40s has been like that.

“He thinks the woman is wrong, he is a real gamer!”

I need a show of you guys randomly spinning genres / concepts and pitching movie scripts please and thank you

i could listen to hours of the hogmark channel writer’s room

i was rly obsessed with riverdale in middle school and have absolutely had the dream murph described before

Oh god I also had the Digimon dream thing. I had a Patamon pillowcase that I absolutely adored which probably added to the fuel.

I am a spouter! You can hear my blood filling the vial/bag, which is a weirdly compelling experience.

Here’s some lines to say to the abbot: “I might be burned out, but you’re burnt up” or the classic “you’re fired, opa Amelia Sbedelia style”

Jake's gaming party, with Jake playing Hades

I grew up clumsy in the Midwest so there is 0% chance my last word is anything but “ope.”

maybe the best extended movie pitch since Mousehole: The Woman in the Wall

who up nadding they pod rn

I am fully in tears at the Hogmark movie bit

Don't buy a car from a dealership. Look long enough and youll find a good car for for steal on Craigslist.

Tbh the 6th worst day of my life was when I caught uo with all the Naddpod Content. Yall are straight up the funniest people ive ever listened too. And the fact that now I only get to listen to yall be goofy 3 times a week instead of whenever I want is sad. Ive even resisted to everything at least twice.

In elementary school a girl’s family like, rehabbed bobcats or something and she brought one ind and it was cool as hell, and that’s a real thing most of us had seen. I think once you hit middle school though you would get razzed for bringing a Pokémon to school, right up until the Pokémon club ruled the school like a child pet-fighting ring

Guys ive had to restart this episode 2x cause I wasnt able to focus and didnt know what was being said. Am I too drunk to listen?

Huge rose to emily committing to being the morning lord and then Murph coming in with the “you’re about to meet god, bitch” so so so good 😭

I have been waiting for this

Thank u Mr murph

You know I’m here immediately.

Oh boy my favorite podcast where they bomb a church posted a new episode!

Oh thank God I've been jonesin for this since the second the ep ended