D&D Court: Bonus Cases - Bag Ass and Big Parma

I would give anything to watch a video version of this episode

i think this is my new favorite dungeon court ep

No idea why but I think I always imagined the bag of holding as a doctor's bag or pocketbook like Also I can't wait for Emily to play a circle of parm druid

This is why we pay you money murph.

AI could never have a 20 minute discussion about Parma Jon

This is a full episode of succession

This is a beautiful piece of art. I haven't laughed this hard at a short rest since baby nut.

you had me at dragon pussy, and you keep me with pop pop ai johns style

I’m convinced there was a gas leak in the studio. If there was, I hope they didn’t get it fixed, because this is comedy gold But in all seriousness, remember to have your smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors regularly serviced

Murph, you gotta take a big cheezy L on the Ajohn family.

Oh man, this is an underrated Murph freak out

Long live the mutiny of the worm wife!!!!

Greatest player mutiny in history. Murph got owned over Pop Pop Uh John's

If every piece of clothing has an ass then no matter how you put on a shirt no matter which hole is the ass you’re going through the shirts ass to wear it and that’s VERY off putting for me

the parma conversation means a lot to me as someone named june who is obsessed with parmesan in an overzealous way

Listening to this again

Im dying laughing but idk wtf im listening too

them saying parma jog and “it HAS to play in the midwest” over and over had me crying laughing

Talking about Parmesan cheese characters for a full 4-5 minutes is a choice. Lol

Murphy is FIGHTING for his life 🤣

my favourite episode of succession

Episodes like this are why I pay for the patreon

Live by the Parm, Die by the Parm

This is the best fucking episode

the children yearn for a Big Parma one shot

That being said, I am ALL IN on the Parm talk, I love the riffs, I love the tangents, thanks for an awesome podcast that brightens my day ^_^

Murph, no, I make pancakes for dinner, the prep doesn't take long but the Cook Time IS. That shit takes forever, I'm in the kitchen close to an hour making about 3 pancakes for my 5 person household

I literally almost threw up when they talked about rats eating the toilet paper

Parmajog loves Busch light

So, did it play in the mid west or...?

This is why I pay for this podcast god damn ❤️

Is the headquarters going to be in Parma Ohio?

Ok, but... the poison potion on 2 is still mechanically exactly the same as poisoned being on 1 if Lucky doesn't work. If 1s are fine and 2s are bad, there's still only a 5% chance of being poisoned. It's a bit weirder for it not to be the lowest number, but fundamentally exactly the same thing.

"IT WAS SOMETHING AND NOW IT'S NOTHING" - Emily absolutely manic

Ive legit never been so confused listening to you guys, "Parma John, and parmasean, they have a classic marriage, there's dogs, and Parma Jan is a problem? WHAT IS HAPPENING

Eagerly waiting next quarter to have all parm charm merch

This episode is so funny

I can’t believe they forgot about this masterpiece! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H61INFma8g

Sharks, we are Emily Axcurd, Caldwheel Tanner, Brian Murphbrie, and Goat Cheesewitz

“Checkmate atheists 😏”

I almost pissed myself cry-laughing

Thank god I was not in public listening to this. I would not have been able to hold in the laughs.

this made me weep openly on an airplane

This was unhinged in the most incredible way. I burst into tears laughing multiple times! My wife is trying to sleep guys! This is your fault!

I never expect Murph to be the one getting so absolutely lost in the sauce

the emotion in jake’s voice really moved me. i’m all in

Was listening to this while using public transport and it was the hardest time I ever had to not burst out laughing 😂 Best and worst D&D Court ever

Literally one of the funniest episode sets. I was horrendously laughing in the grocery store at Pop Pop and Parm Ajohns.

I’m so happy this is what my money can buy

Truly the dragon pussiest of dungeon courts

I expect this to be a divisive episode, between the ParmaJohn stans and people who are wrong.

An extended Murph rant about parmesan? Now THIS is what I’m paying for.

Omg legendary vocal peaks, where do I invest?!

This might be my all time favorite episode of naddpod

Murph crashing out so hard that it made Jake crash out about ringpop cheese is so fucking funny to me

This episode truly made me laugh cry. Feels so good from the stress of the world. Thanks y’all! ❤️

This is dragon pussy

Thank God i paid for this

The potion thing doesn't really matter, right? The odds are all the same whether it was a one or a two, if it wasn't an attack roll.

This one ripped me right out of a negativity spiral xD

I’m glad you guys are proud of this one

I want a parm charm ngl

It’s 11:09. I thought y’all released episodes on Thursday, not Friday.

Fun fact: I cannot listen to this podcast in public because I look insane laughing out loud in the grocery store

This short rest might be one of my favorite pieces of content. Just in general.

Whatever fugue state you entered – stay there. Or go deeper. The people demand more Parm Lore.

Top 10 short rests

As someone who once tried to breathe through a straw - it’s not possible. You don’t get enough oxygen in. You’d need a snorkel in that bag of holding.

I believe in Parma John (Clap Clap)

At this point it looks like naddpod is in big Parma's pocket.

“Pardon my stinky rinkies” is burned onto my brain

Caldwell, you have an opportunity to animate the entire Parmcharm family lore and I am begging you to make an entire season of whack television

More about this dog who only says “I’m cis gender”

Absolutely gorgeous episode

Can someone please animate this collective Parma Charm/Parma Jean/Poppop John crashout? lol

Parm Charm phone charms please I’m begging

This episode was so funny I had to come here and comment

yall should do more stuff like bagging it with balnor after Strahd maybe taking place in campaign 3

I have not laughed so hard in such a long time

This was hilarious 😂

I haven't laughed so hard at an episode in a long time. Can't wait for my Parm charm.

I rarely comment, but immediately with Caldwells WWE "Cheesy Sweeties and ParmaJohns", it made me fully stunned and needed to praise. THEN reading everyone's comments on this being the best episode so far, really has me pumped and ready for more laughs! XOXO

This episode is lightning in a bottle.

The hilarious bonus is I but this one to listen to while making aubergine parmesan.... 🤣🤣🧡

No pandering to the deep south? smdh the parmacharm brand is dying

the triplet energy has breached containment

Best episode. Fully crying at my desk

My new favorite episode

New mini show?

The last two episodes were amazing. Dying of laughter

First comment. Best episode. I'm a Parmajohn now

That was so dumb and so magnificent. I almost peed my pants, I'll be banging down the doors for the Parma Charms (soft) launch

Lmao this is my favorite episode of this podcast I think so far. Unhinged.

Phenomenally unhinged!

This is the first time I’ve ever commented on an episode, after several years of subscribing. I don’t know what the hell was going on during those episodes but it was magnificent!!!! I literally had to run out of my office because i almost shit myself while trying not to laugh

Correct! The aging process breaks down the lactose.

It’s been a while since MURPH had a stroke huh

Top tier shit guys, I am SOLD on ParmaCharms and the associated family of cheese related products

Hey siri play “Parma Police” by Radiohead

Popeyes Johns could be your branch that sells fried chickens, cream, and chicken-centric back tattoos

Amazing

Parma John’s is reaching Pac-Man universe levels. Need more asap.

Holy shit. The energy in this one(especially around minute 46) is such Campaign 1 energy and I'm so here for it😂😂

"Checkmate atheists" had me rolling

Murphy was out of control this episode. I love it.

This episode had crying laughing

“And the AI makes it infinitely scalable” Oh so you’re sitting (dying) in the same meetings I am…

I’m truly so lost, but really that’s what I came for

I have rarely laughed harder at Naddpod than when Murph was screaming that everyone HAD to listen to him that her maiden name was Ajohn. 10/10 no notes #theystillgotit

You know it’s a banger when Caldwell is laughing so hard he can’t breathe. Also, PopPop AI John Stan for life 🩵

I, a midwesterner, will be in line day 1 for the PopPop AI John's merch

THEY STILL GOT IT

But guys, Parma Jean had a LIFE before...!

I hope Caldwell or a fan has a collection of illustrations of all these ideas

Pro Pop Pop Ajohn

I think what Emily failed to consider in her objection is that Parma Jeanne had a life before marriage

They got lost in the tank on this one and I'm here for it. Take all my eggs.

Incredible ep fam, let me invest in them parmaceuticals!

Murphs taking a LARGE "L" on this one. MAKING PANCAKES?? If it was easy mix, 30 mins minimum

The best episode of DnD court

I don’t know what happened here but I love it

Murph absolutely channeling himself circa Hardly Working: Spitballing

“His nuts are HUGE” Not the parmajewels 😭

Oh my god murph lost his mind

I love that this turned into an unholy combo of a Mamet play and Trinyvale there for about ten minutes

Cannot stop laughing

AI could never get this lost in the tank.

PawPaw BaJawn

Wow, that was absolutely nothing we asked for and everything we ever wanted. Hardest I’ve laughed in a good while!!

I waited the whole episode for the big Parma punchline and it never came!

This absolutely wild unhinged business idea energy is all coming from them being the triplets lately amd I'm ALL FOR IT!!!!

Waiting for the parm-a-cut

The ADD was strong in this episode lmao!!!!

Your parma-jeans look good because you have good parma-genes. 🙇

After this one idk if there is a difference between the real 2 crew and the Triplets. I fear they are becoming one and the same.

I’m crying this is literally the funniest ep

The chaos in this episode is utterly delightful

sorry to distract from the huge news, but I just need to defend that it is 💯 reasonable to accuse Dave Rosenberg of dipping wings in cream. That man's eating habits are dairy-based and vile (allegedly). My guys you NEED to ask Jake about Dave's clam dip - but please, tread SO carefully.

There's ten minutes left of this pod, they just called him Brian, what is going on. Popop AI John Jean

god this was awesome

This is one of the funniest episodes ever. Of podcasts, writ large.

Showing this episode to people as their first introduction to the NADDPOD extended universe.

I started for dnd and now Im here for the lore and dnd and insanity I love it! I was listening at work and the parm lore kept me going!

I'm so glad I pay for this holy shit

I normally love the insanity, but they really got lost in the tank on this one. First episode I didn’t finish in years.

I'm in the rind 🧀🧀🧀🧀

I felt like I was having a stroke. Thank you, this is the content I pay to hear.

This was THE single greatest episode in all of Naddpod

They got SO lost in the tank with this one

This was an insane one to try and fall asleep to

It’s bigger than cheese. It’s family.

Just want you four to know Parma Charms/Pop Pop AI Johns got me through a 10K.

So um, did the crew proclaim “you will not replace us”? Tugs collar.

Murph was in a mood for these episodes and I loved every second of it. Peak silly. The dragon pussy energy was palpable

This was insane. I loved every second of it. But I must wonder why there was a dungeon court in the middle of my ParmaCharms sales pitch?

Yeah as someone who makes pancakes from scratch every weekend pancakes can take FOREVER, especially if you don’t have a long griddle. I make them on a cast iron pan and I can fit 3-4 cakes on a pan. On average I’m done with all the pancakes (serving 4-5) at least at 45 minutes sometimes an hour.

No ParmaShawn’s?

ParmaJean Ajon kind of rolls off the tongue

Generational Murph crash out

Tortles, do I have an idea for you! Big Blue Holes filled with ParmaCharms. My people will get in touch with yours

Just leaving this here… https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/lifestyle-news/history-la-dan-tana-restaurant-1236358645/

Murph said “we’ve never had a worse dungeon court” and I simply had to gasp because I had completely forgotten after 10 minutes of pop pop a john’s that it wasn’t a short rest

I still want a "Dragon Pussy" t-shirt

This is my favorite business podcast.

Parma Charm is on the level of Mouse Hole/Woman in the Wall. My favorite NADDPod short rest/non gameplay bits are when they go off on an unhinged tangent for way too long like this. But I'm also glad they're not constant.

Parm Charm is the kinda content I gladly pay for.

I played a character named Parma John in a d&d themed improv show about a year ago. He was a rogue with a noir detective aesthetic but he spoke with a thick New York accent and he was terrible at being a detective because he was actually an assassin.

Im literally crying right now im laughing so hard

I'm from the Midwest and I approve this podcast

I forgot this was a dungeon court multiple times and was surprised every time they read another case.

Pop-pop Ajohn - breaking into the Indian market. Parmesan papadums - this is a huge win for Murph.

Murph desperately yelling wait just killed me

Murph should apologize

TOP tier Murph crash out

throw this one in the hall of fame i'm losing my mind

I am both pleased and surprised they let this happen

This is the biggest crash out of Murphs career and I cannot stop listening

is the parma jean bit objectively bad radio. whos to say. did it make me collapse to the floor crying with laughter. absolutely yes. please never end nonsensical naddpod bits that go on too long and involves everyone yelling nonsense at each other

Still here for Murph's double-L W for Parma Jean Ajohn despite their pivot to Pop-pop AI John

Murph almost got kicked out the library for this crash out 😩

Parm charms in shop when

"pinch training" isn't that just kegels?

another classic murph meltdown and it’s as beautiful as ever

I had to re-listen. The first time was a dreamy haze of “wtf”. The second was nirvana. Congratulations, with this episode you are now Artists. But really, ya’ll crazy for this one! Devastatingly hilarious!

Speaking of the magic metal detector I made one in my first campaign I ran. It was a museum masquerade ball. I had the frames look like a metal detector but it had book shelves like shelves where pixie guards would sit and cast detect magic at you when you passed through.

I just got my spuddfuckers mug and now I need a parm charm

Cool for the triplets to guest on a dungeon court at the end there !!!

I love Murph deparately trying to make his pitch, and everytime he takes a breath, Emily quietly says "I don't like this."

holy shit

Murph was right. They've still got it (not that there was any doubt). I love just about every episode, but this was an instant classic

Tbh we need a show where everyone brings in a business idea to determine viability. Or user-submitted ideas. The pitch tent, maybe.

Here I am thinking this is the most unhinged thing they’ve ever done. The thought of dragonpussy literally came to mind and my lord and savior Murph uttered the words moments later. This is my life. Thank you.

It wasn't that it became 1 and 2, it was just changed to a 2 to prevent rerolling 1s. Also, it was halfling luck, not the Lucky feat, which is different. Just had to put that out there. That said, you still ruled judiciously with the incorrect math. 😂

Poppop AI Johns 🤣🤣

I have oft wondered what it must have felt like for such patrons of the arts as the Medicis or Guggenheims to witness the creations born from their wealth. Truly, with this episode, I know that I have contributed to a change in culture as we know it.

PARMARANIAN 🐶

“Let go of my neck, Brian!” 😂😂😂

This is exactly what i'm paying for

This episode had big "HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO! YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOURE GONNA TELL ME THAT IM WRONG?" energy. I loved every second of it. The only thing that would have made it better is if there was a video recording of it. I miss the trial run of video recorded dungeon court 🥲

It seemed like you misunderstood the lucky case. DM didn't make both 1&2 poison, he just changed the number to 2. This effectively leaves them with the same result that Murph suggested (ignoring lucky) and did not punish the other players as the odds remained the same.

Parma charm merch when?

I've been a short rest subscriber level for a couple years now I think and I've never been so compelled after an episode to actually log into my patreon account and make a comment on an episode. I could not stop fucking laughing. I especially loved the shouting laughing at the end

As someone who has been here since Campaign 1, written a few cases and am Christopher B when announced in the Elders I believe. I didn’t write in, but my gods was that funny

I cant believe they left paw-mesan on the table

There's a strong positive correlation on how much murph says its a bad podcast with how much I love it.

45:20 "I'm feeling really nervous" is fucking funny

I would buy a charm bracelet with parmesan cheese charms.

If they don’t make a Parm Charm keychain for their merch store, I’ll stop listening to the podcast.

This is the sequel to Succession that we didn't know we needed.

Give us a Parm Power Hour

PARMAJANSPORT

This had me in tears

Now I really want to know what AI would make if you trained it on all of naddpod 🤣

funnily enough, parmesan is the only cheese I actually like. maybe it has less lactose?? idk?

I have never heard Em yell before! This episode is so chaotic hahaha

I feel like I just listened to an episode of Succession. Peak ✋🏽😭🤚🏽

They’re back 7 years in and they never really left but they’re back where they started! Dragon pussy for ever parm charms for now what even is the last case?

I love when Jake calls Murph Brian 😆

absolutely incomprehensible, truly some of your finest work

I think this is the best d&d court yet

Look, I know it is not technically good radio, but I just can't stop listening. 😂

I’m coming out in favor ParmaJohns. I’m raising my hand and saying I’m a parmajohn freak

"You just Mormoned me into agreeing." 😂😂😂😂

I absolutely fucking lost it at "Jake, Caldwell, let's huddle up... She's got us by the balls." Right in the middle of the grocery store. God damn it.

Let me give $100 a month for a stake in the Parma Charms business

Parmaduke was right there for the dog, for shame!

This is Fred Flinstones costume tier

ive had the toughest week and i think parmacharms saved me

so this was actually just a prequel to tortle tank and explains how they became successful business tortles

This episode was recorded in a warehouse at 3 am.

This is an all timer.

all i can say to yall this episode is. thank you. thank you all for being fucking insane

Em asking "what are we selling", and the rest of those chucklefuckers answering "An idea" made me want to throw my phone so I can breathe

Parma Charms breakdown is giving the triplets and Spudfuckers

As a born and raised Midwesterner, I really need y'all to spend any time here before hurling stereotypes like, "The cat has to be a dog in order to play in the Midwest." 😤

Me when naddpod (rightfully) hates on AI 🫡🫡🫡

Murph really did get lost in the tank on this

Guys... Are y'all okay

A Parm-i-charmed kind of life? I think so... I think so.

I'd like to thank the 5th member of the podcast, Justice Gas Leak

Pop Pop O'John sounds like he's possibly more problematic than Papa John

This is the best, 5 more hrs please

Murph absolutely crashing out over Parma Charms is the best thing to happen all year.

Brian is loosing it

My sex life was dead. Then I found a copy of The Parma Sutra in a dusty old book store. The ancient man behind the counter grinned at me wolfishly. "Oh that one... it's GRATE," he said with a sly wink. Now my bedroom smells of cheese, and I've never been happier.

Bogs, swamps, and marshes https://www.threads.com/@orl_4424/post/DOONW7gDeJ_

This is metal city mayhem 8-bit book club energy and I fucking love it. I love this so much.

When did cheese come out?

I almost passed out laughing. I hope you’re happy you monsters

Im in tears this is a masterpiece

The dog is obviously named Parmaduke

This episode legit killed me! I haven't cried/laughed in a minute

Pop pop americano duh duh duh duduh dududududududun Pop pop Parmigiano

murph in tears saying "if you don't like it you can fucking fire me" rewired my brain from laughter

This made me feel like there's a gas leak in my apartment

This is an all-timer, guys.

I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

I can’t wait to go to a Pop Pop Ajohns! When does it open up?

Very short on bonus cases but long on Short Rest with a side of Tortle tank energy. My vote is for Lucky Parma Charms!

I was scream laughing alone in my kitchen so loud that my husband thought something was WRONG. There is, I'm not a part of this excellent business and I need to be.

I'm devastated that my friends who listen to y'all are so far behind because i wanna talk to them about this ep so bad!!! Best short rest ever!

i’ve found my true calling. i’m quitting my job and becoming a lobbyist for big parma.

one of the absolute funniest episodes of dnd court. yall are hilarious, so when i say that the extended parmacharm/parmajohn lore is one of the funniest things ive heard, it says a LOT

halfway through that conversation i was pendulating between “AI could never” and “AI could exclusively” i feel like i have a fever from laughing too much

Can someone who knows these guys irl do a wellness check?

Ngl, this was maybe my favorite dungeon court episode of all time. Parmecharms forever.

Murph's descent into madness over his love of fast food mascots had me losing it at work.

yet another L for murph’s blood pressure

Im all here for big Parma

I resubscribed for the Parma Charms

I literally can’t stop laughing, #purplegang

It sounds like someone was trying to physically restrain Caldwell from saying “You’re either in the rind or you’re out”

Big pharma? More like big Parma

Did Caldwell say he has to preheat the oven for pancakes????

You say worst episode. I say "this is what I show up for"

I laughed so hard. Oh my god. The crew were in peak form for this one

I like pop pop

The quiver in Murph’s voice shows he really cares

This is why I’m on the Patreon

This is one of the best ever. Truly an all timer. I’m crying from the parm talk.

This is the exact thing I pay $10 a month for

That rant really makes me wonder how much Murph has been hanging out with Brennan lately? 😳

This was fantastic, loved it

I had an Emily moment of trying to stifle laughter and it just comes out as tears while listening to this at work

ParmaSean was right there

Y'all, I started crying and laughing at work, fully had to stop working to regain my breath, still have tears in my eyes. Jfc, never change.

Murph is absolutely wrong about how long pancakes take

Murph really got lost in the sauce. The cheese sauce

This episode is real Arrested Development coded...

Murph's big crashout 2025

while this may be “terrible” in terms of execution as an episode of dungeon court, it’s an immediate all timer in terms of short rests. rose before noon levels. tub brisket levels. a jumping off a dock onto ice and did santa ruin my bathroom (dot) com levels. i will send people who ask what short rests to check out when they first sub to the patreon here directly. 100/10. no notes.

The title alone lets me know I’m here for a good time

This episode has in-person energy

I’m high, sorting a box of screws in my garage listening to this and I’m crying laughing. I love you guys 🤣

what the hap is fuckening here

This is already my favourite DND court episode, Murph yelling over everyone about the Parmecharm company had my crying

I'm exhausted. Murph was so passionate. Emily played hard ball. The rise and fall of Parma charms was a shooting star of possibility. When Pop Pop-a Jawns was almost the Yoko Ono of the tank, I was desperate listening to the family fighting.

ITS NOTHING

I was sobbing with laughter during the whole ParmaCharms debacle. I love you guys

Parmacharms is a deep insight to the future of spudfuckers for the trinivale triplets

oh great another podcast succumbing to the woke mind virus and submitting to the whims of big Parma.

To the person who confessed, you get to add your spell casting ability modifier to that roll, its a spell cast ability check RAW to use that scroll DC 10+spell level so as long as you had a +1 to your ability then you actually didn't cheat at all.

we desperately need a ParmaVerse

Ive never heard juke raise his voice like that... 👀LOL

How are they missing Paw Paw Jawns.... Jonies

My memory is hazy, but I think Traitor Joe’s or rather Traitor Jaws was an old drawfee bit from back in the Caldwell days, or maybe it was from what should we draw? 🤔

Top 5 episode of all time

Truly so lost in the tank they've left the pet supply store completely

So, anyone else fully forgot they were listening to an episode of Dungeon Court during this?

This episode has me crying tears as im laughing

why was there d&d content in my Parma Johns podcast

"Parma-Jean is not my lover It's just a cheese that sits on my Parma Charm© 'It's Grate, Its Taste So Strong'" (No one come for me I know I already tweeted this and the last line is bad lol)

You know its good bc Murph never tried to get it on the tracks.

Finally a buisness podcast i can get around

The pop pop a-john, parma gene, ring-parm debate at the end had me crying laughing for the full bit. My poor partner was trying to sleep next to me and I couldn't breathe I was wheezing 🤣 tried to explain what was keeping him awake, and he was not impressed when I told him it was four grown adults yelling at each other about parmesan business names

Thank u

This made me laugh so hard I wrecked my car, and for that I’m suing for the parm charms name

I'm absolutely here for PopPop A.I. John's

Justice for ParmeJan and her ‘roommate’ ParmeJina

There has never been a bigger freak out Murph style

so parm charms in the merch store when? (i am unclear on what the product is but i will buy it)

This was so hilariously unhinged. I’ve never laughed harder or louder while listening at work 😂 keep it up, I want to invest in big parm!

This hour of content is worth the Patreon membership alone

this is a spudfucker’s alternate universe argument that the triplets are having

We need a McDuck family tree of the Parma Johns

Pop Pop AhJohn is epic

i cannot believe jake dips his wings in cream that’s horrible

Regarding the Ass Bag case: I imagine the bag of holding either has items(or people) IN or OUT. It's another mini dimension where you cross a threshold that sucks you in or pushes you out.

New Bard subclass: Parma Charm

This Ep plays so well in the Midwest

Parmajhog is my favourite naddpod character

Big Parma favorite bit ever

Hold on… y’all are using the oven for pancakes??

Is this a good time to mention my degree is Culinary Management and can build a business plan for Parma Jawns…?

oh hell yea a 2 episode bit (parma)

thank goodness i have two pitches to do for monday and have done nothing. time to lock in.

This is a Kangaroo Court! Debench Brian Murphy!

I love you guys. Thank you so much for what you do.