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May 30, 2025

Skaldova - Ep. 12: The End

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The Carnal Crew faces their final challenge. For now.

Sound Mixing and Editing by Brian Murphy and Faris Monshi

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford

"Into the Mist" by Emily Axford

"Bittersweet Sixteen" by Emily Axford

"Ender’s Waltz" by Emily Axford

"Rousel" by Emily Axford

"The Whisperwood" by Emily Axford

"Toadlimax" by Emily Axford

"The Kingsguard" by Emily Axford

"In the Dark of Dusk" by Emily Axford

Comments (151)

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Ollie · October 11, 2026

The POEEEEMMMM EMILY I LOVE YOU

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BoneyJabroni · September 1, 2026

Just finished my 2nd listen. Jake, this was excellent. Zu-Crew, these are my favorite characters as a collective. Thank yall for this.

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Ellie P · August 24, 2026

I’ve re-listened to this 5 times in hype prep for the next newest season coming

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Kitt · August 13, 2026

Quick relisten before S2!! Excited to find out what Jake has in store next

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And R U Emily · March 24, 2026

I think this is my third listen to this season. It's so incredible. I really hope we get a season 2 at some point.

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Kasey is a Smaphire · February 26, 2026

All this Dispatch talk KEEPS Bats in the Belfry in my head and it’s truly hilarious that the Dispatch jokes just keep not hitting

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Conner Delgado · February 24, 2026

zudrick and lyla enemies to lovers (or at least good friends) happening in skaldova season two watch this space.

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Brandon Rowand · December 19, 2025

presenting: stone, parchment, sword. Parchment wraps around sword, sword pierces stone, stone sits atop parchment

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Merlin · December 18, 2025

I so hope you come back to skaldova sometime! I adore this world

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Joelle H · December 13, 2025

Great job on your first campaign Jake!!

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Clotilde · November 26, 2025

Myth and music substack!!!! I can't wait!!!

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Fxd Gear Queer · November 16, 2025

Just finished it, one of my favorite NADDPOD arcs! Congratulations Jake and Carnal Crew! I think from now on, I need all my Actual Play to have two eps od denouement / epilogue!

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Kyle Veach · October 16, 2025

Im on my second full re-listen, I just want to say I REALLY hope we get more of this soon. This party is so top tier, and JAKE, holy shit, the DMing!

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Jessa Jayne · July 22, 2025

with a poem and a toad in your pocket is such simple but beautiful writing.

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Nic Q · July 6, 2025

Really good first season. Looking forward to more! Jake’s an impressive first time DM. I’m sure he’ll only get better. The Zu Crew is so equally loveable, this might be the first time I have no clear favorite. Great work from all!

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Lucas · July 1, 2025

I truly need a full season of this. You’ve stumbled upon such a great concept and crew.

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Chef Julie B · June 27, 2025

I’m on my second listen of The Adventures of Guts from Berserker, Kimmy Schmidt, and Baron Münchhausen and gotta say, y’all, 12/10

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Lila Goldenberg · June 18, 2025

had to stop in the middle of the sode to listen to wild horses, which i was positive was by neil young

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Axel Kennedy · June 12, 2025

one of my favourite seasons !!!!!! amazing job everyone

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Emma Robinson · June 11, 2025

How was there no Counting Crows reference when Tabitha was counting days

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A · June 10, 2025

Jake absolutely crushed this!! I’m so stoked about the hook for next season because it would be a tragedy not to continue this story!!

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dryptid · June 8, 2025

my goddddd ... emily gasping at the end of the letter.... the reveals... talk about a hook for the next season

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Helen✨ · June 8, 2025

Just, please, if any other naddpoles that are also Kpop fans ever see this, PLEASE tell me if Feel My Rhythm by Red Velvet started playing in your head when Jake introduced the red velvet bag containing the Zu crew’s payment from the duke?? Because my brain is very broken and won’t stop replaying Joy’s little “Red Velvet” whenever I listen to the end of this ep😭

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Amelias Bedelias · June 7, 2025

Caldwell using indomitable and an action surge for pancakes is the most Caldwell move. Boggy is his best PC yet

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Rachel the Freckled ADHDer · June 6, 2025

The part where all the NPCs were actually awake had me rolling. So damn good.

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Noah James Perito · June 5, 2025

EXCELLENT work Jake - can’t wait for arc 2!!!

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Sami Kerwin · June 4, 2025

this was SO GREAT!!! i cannot wait for the next season. Jake, you did such an awesome job DMing, and the entire party was so immediately themselves and so fun to get to know and love

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Brandon Schroeder · June 4, 2025

This was incredible I can’t wait for the next season

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soyyyyyysauce · June 4, 2025

At first I was worried the characters were too silly to be cohesive but it totally totally blossomed!!!! Zudrick was an unexpected fave for me

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soyyyyyysauce · June 4, 2025

Congratulations on the finish you guys!!!! I love how this party came together 🥹

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soyyyyyysauce · June 4, 2025

City of the Black Rose was SO goood, Caldwell it was my favorite character you’ve played!!!!!!

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Bea W · June 3, 2025

👏👏👏👏

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Aidan Felker · June 3, 2025

Jakes npc are so GOOD! And these PCs are my fav by far!!

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Nitzan Harel · June 3, 2025

I’m so happy we get a second season! This season was amazing, good job Jake!

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Gearbox · June 2, 2025

Jake is the master of the exasperated NPC. They're not quite "no butting" the party but I love how they stick to their guns and opinions.

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Sciz · June 2, 2025

At the end of this, and I'm all for it , Zudrick is just a Tim Robinson "I think you should leave" character. Dude is a heckler at a comedy club who doesn't laugh but loudly comments if a joke is funny or not.

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roomwithoutawindow · June 1, 2025

Zudrick is my favorite NADPODD PC

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MT · June 1, 2025

Congratulations Jake you crushed it Also every time you guys pronounce Naruto that way my soul dies a little inside

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Jules · June 1, 2025

“Her every step a parapet” goes too hard unfortunately

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Jaedon Huie · June 1, 2025

Guys…. I you all But it’s NAR-uto not na-RU-to Murph has watched the show!!! I wanted to jump through my phone and strangle all of you.

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Ollie · October 11, 2026

They probably watched the dub

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Garrett Sutton · June 1, 2025

I love Jake's descriptions! He really makes Skaldova come to life

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Cory · May 31, 2025

I will be deeply, deeply upset if Caldwell doesn't upload that rock picture to the patreon feed.

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Robert · May 31, 2025

Sad that the season’s over, but thrilled that it seems like we’ll get more. What a great ending!

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frogwithhumanhands · May 31, 2025

zudrick's use of sleepy instead of tired always makes me laugh

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Jamjam · May 31, 2025

This was so cool! Everyone did such a great job bringing the world to life. This is probably gonna be the campaign I recommend for people starting out listening to dnd podcasts, (along with twilight sanctorum, cause both are shorter but still excellent!) I’m so excited for the future of the buds and so curious about the wild magic on the distant isle! Incredible work, everyone, you can be proud of yourselves! especially you, jake, great job!

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ACK · May 31, 2025

This was an absolute delight from start to finish! Carnal crew is no Cumpanions, but I can live with it. Also: "Bus stop in London, You're just a bus stop in London, You're just a bus stop in - Looooooon-doooooooooon!"

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kimbo ★彡 · May 31, 2025

this was such a fun season!!! jake has such a fun blend of comedy and horror in his world building. em's poem is so lovely. i love zuddy and welly's dynamic as well as welly's thirst for Magic Lore. boggy is suuuuuch a fun character like he's so charismatic and funny and also like 3 Bad Things Happening away from a complete meltdown. i can just picture the crazed look every time he laughs. the boggy's buds reveal is such a good hook! can't wait to see how that plays out whenever yall get to it!

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mpopish213 · May 31, 2025

What a fantastic setting and fantastic characters!! Excellent work on your first time DMing, Jake, you really smashed it out of the ballpark with this.

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Fern · May 31, 2025

Damn this is where I, a Manchester United fan, am reminded Jake is a Tottenham fan…

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Makaelvs · May 31, 2025

Long time listener, first time commenter; Bravo, Jake! What an incredible arc!

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Henry F McCormack · May 31, 2025

Oh my Hilt, I just got the Jet Job reference to Starstruck Odyssey!

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Emma41420 · May 31, 2025

A standing ovation for DM Jake and Skaldova!!💞🙌🎶✨️

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Courtney F. · May 31, 2025

Awww so cute listening to Spurs supporters getting excited about Europa league. - Signed, a Liverpool supporter 😘

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Miranda B, Crick DVM · May 31, 2025

Rock parchment sword is KILLING ME

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All Wen · May 31, 2025

WHAT a season WHAT an episode - a full bouquet of roses to Jake

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Gramm · May 30, 2025

Banger arc, can't wait to see what you guys do next

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Shel B Kennas fav SG wishing you a happy Bog-oween · May 30, 2025

Jake this was everything we could ever hope for! It was so SO you and the entire cast were able to shine.

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The one they call Barlo · May 30, 2025

Well done, Jake. You smashed it, mate. Love the cliffhangers, too! P.S. hate the show

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Nick Nelson · May 30, 2025

Skaldic was so good!! Can’t wait to see what yall have next. If NADDPOD is going to explore more systems I’ve been reading the new Daggerheart system and I think it would go so well with the two crew’s energy

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clerby · May 30, 2025

i’m 10 minutes in listening 3 days post wisdom tooth surgery- they must have been on something from the spurs win bc somehow everything is a bit down to saying the number of the rolls and i am in pain from smiling so hard and laughing so much

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Elizabeth Gunn, sickly but cruel · May 30, 2025

Jaaaaaaake, I got full on goosebumps when you read the Hamdam letter. Well done, man, your storytelling is a real pleasure.

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Jaime · May 30, 2025

“She was hoping if she expressed her emotions in the right way, then they wouldn’t feel so wrong” god damn Welly is the best

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🐧lost penguin familiar · May 30, 2025

Boggy's Hogs!

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Sarah Osgood · May 30, 2025

I think that Boggy is Caldwell's best character yet. He really is the perfect vessel for all of Caldwell's antics/puns/songs

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Elizabeth Gunn, sickly but cruel · May 30, 2025

Boggy has made me laugh out loud more than maybe any other character. "Oh, you don't like a woodland game?"

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trinacicc · May 30, 2025

Emily… Jesus CHRIST OKAY

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Amanda M · May 30, 2025

What a wonderful monologue from Boggy!!!!! This was such a good episode and congrats to Jake for finishing his first campaign! Sooooo excited for more Skaldova <3

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DeathSquadGo · May 30, 2025

Such a great season! Can't wait for the Triplets to come in and make a mess of it!

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Thermovore · May 30, 2025

A supercut of all the ways the Boggy said the Buds died would be so much fun.

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tyalaman · May 30, 2025

Loved it, why was Zuddy so obsessed with resting at the top? Mechanical or just a funny bit?

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Hammy · May 30, 2025

He was tired

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NOBLIVION · May 30, 2025

An actually insane finale, I can’t wait for more with these guys!

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Ian Hanson · May 30, 2025

Top tier!

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Gavin L. · May 30, 2025

Jake saying that it’s the end of the first season made me so excited, I was so worried we’d be done (considering the title of the episode) with the carnal crew. This has been an absolute delight and I’m so happy to know we’re not totally done

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Cat C · May 30, 2025

Awesome season! Congratulations on a great first campaign!

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Professor Pratt · May 30, 2025

Hey! Take it easy on the 55 year olds. We might not be as spry as you 39 year olds, but we do ok.

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Hunter Gerth · May 30, 2025

Wonderful Jake, thank you for the campaign. Long live the Carnal Crew!

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Lauren · May 30, 2025

Yayy what a great ending! Congrats Jake! Can't wait for more Skaldova in the future!

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Amanda M · May 30, 2025

“stop… stop… STOP!!!!!” Zudrick I love you

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Mike Y · May 30, 2025

This is the most Short Rest energy I've ever heard in an actual episode

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Bryan Barton · May 30, 2025

Freaking amazing Jake!

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diintz · May 30, 2025

YESSSSS what a great finish!!!!! what a fun and delightful campaign, it was such a blast the whole way through and now i cant wait to see where the carnal crew goes next!!!

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EverythingsBetterWithCheese · May 30, 2025

Can’t wait for more zu crew!

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Hoenn Honey · May 30, 2025

This cannot be the end i need more of these characters

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HR · May 30, 2025

Daaaaamnnn what a finish! Amazing work Jake! I am DESPERATE for another season!!

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cobbins86 · May 30, 2025

Excellent work everyone this season has been so much fun.

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yeow · May 30, 2025

If this is just the start for the Zu Crew, I can’t wait for the next adventure!!

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Hugo Wull · May 30, 2025

Absolutely love the ending of “Jake, we demand a Spelljammer campaign!”

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Peregrine · May 30, 2025

Only about a third of the way through but Murph is really on one today, love it

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Jane · May 30, 2025

Haven’t listened yet but I can’t believe this is already the end 😢 I don’t know what I’ll do without the Zu Crew aka Boggy’s Buds aka Welly’s Fellies!!!!

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Terrell Swanson · May 30, 2025

Emily is correct, sap flows best when temperatures during the day are above freezing and temps during the night are below freezing. That's when people tap maple trees for sap to make syrup

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Brant · May 30, 2025

Ahhh amazing conclusion!! Congrats Jake and everyone!!

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Totally Offside · May 30, 2025

I wasn't going to say anything but this is the second time. The Dispatch song is "Flying Horses" lol

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Hugo Wull · May 30, 2025

No love for Wild Horses by Garth Brooks? 🤔

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Adam!!!!! · May 30, 2025

out of all of the naddpod campaigns, skaldova is the one i most imagine being like a 16-bit rpg. sprite work and all. which, knowing jake, is so ironic with him being the least gamer out of all of them.

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WesKane · May 30, 2025

Loved this, really enjoyed the character group. Super fun! Would love to see more but yall make me smile with anything ya do.

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Ross Minick · May 30, 2025

17 years, trophyless no more. COYS

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hobblelobble · May 30, 2025

Every week I am so floored by Jake’s beautiful narration, amazing work Jakey boy!

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David Chapnick · May 30, 2025

One of the most insane Emily roles of all time

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Oliver Guerra · May 30, 2025

PLEASE DO MORE SKALDOVA

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Felix · May 30, 2025

great job guys

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Salamander · May 30, 2025

I knowww murph is not talking about dice chances with the way he rolls

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Fido · May 30, 2025

i think he's venting his pent up sub 5s

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aiyana graham art · May 30, 2025

immediately subscribed to Emily's substack!! I've been waiting!

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aiyana graham art · May 30, 2025

this was AWESOME and already one of my favorite naddpod campaigns. it'd be awesome to get seasons of this in between mini campaigns!!!

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Don Johnson · May 30, 2025

Amazing job, Jake! I can't wait for more!

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A.E. Ross · May 30, 2025

enjoyed this season SO much! looking forward to the next campaign and seeing more Skaldova in the future :D

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Douglas Alxndr · May 30, 2025

Coys!

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Pendergreens’ Sick Ibanez · May 30, 2025

Fantastic music this campaign

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Jay Barber · May 30, 2025

What an incredible journey, I can’t believe it’s already over, I could listen to 100 episodes of these characters!

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Kyle Veach · May 30, 2025

Ok so...hoarse voice Jake is hot, right?

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · May 30, 2025

Great job Master Jake!!!

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · May 30, 2025

I believe I sent some elixir dragon eye dice a couple of years ago.

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The Grinch (feral) · May 30, 2025

I’m sobbing while laughing hysterically at the same time. I’m so sad that season 1 of skaldova is over, but I can’t wait for whatever comes next!!! Great job Jake! And to the rest of the Carnal Crew™️ as well. Your characters really brought Jake’s story to life, and I’m now incredibly invested in these three fucking weirdos, and can’t wait to see what’s in store for them next

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The Fun Yaunt · May 30, 2025

Absolutely INCREDIBLE!!! Jake, I can’t believe you waited to so long to DM!!! Your storytelling is so beautiful! I loved all of the plot hooks and reveals at the end! Well done to Emily, Caldwell, and Murph, too!!! I can’t wait for more Skaldova! Roses for you all!!!

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HellishRebuker the NB DM PhD with diagnosed ADHD · May 30, 2025

We got the granary!!! Thank you, Jake, for a wonderful arc! You already gave us SO much to look forward to for the next one with the new keep, the Oar in the Bog, and the Buds alive!

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Logan Adams · May 30, 2025

Eldermourne camp4

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Drew Faber · May 30, 2025

Wait! I loveeee the integration of the new Bastions system from 5e2024

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froggy · May 30, 2025

this was such a wonderful finale! jake thank you for such a hilarious and captivating season, i can't wait for the next arc! murph's zudrick is so funny and iconic, easily one of my favorite murph pcs. caldwell's reveal was such game changer!!! and i am so excited for emily's substack :D

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Geraint · May 30, 2025

I think you misspelled the title? There's no way you're ending the carnal crew saga, right?

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James Grimes · May 30, 2025

Really need to thank Jake for being my “perspective character” across Naddpod— his debut as Hardwon Surefoot inspired me to see out a party of my own, and now his success with Skaldova as a first time full-on DM has inspired me to try my hand at DMing! Biggest lesson is to start with a focus on fun engagements and a pursuable goal — a first outing won’t be a Bahumia or D20’s Elmville, but great writing and commitment to the improvisation can bring just as much satisfaction at the table.

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Hoid · May 30, 2025

I can’t believe none of us have offered to play Rock, Parchment, Swords till now 😭

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Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror · May 30, 2025

I’m curious what the hand gesture for sword will be. We have to distinguish it from parchment so it can’t be too fat a blade 🗡️

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Mike Knot · May 30, 2025

Amazing job Jake, and crew. What an absolute blast. Can’t wait for more.

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Beluga, Gunks undersea mount that only drinks dr.p · May 30, 2025

Rock parchment sword makes absolutely no sense to me, am I just not a true zu?

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austinoxner · May 30, 2025

https://open.spotify.com/track/3l3xTXsUXeWlkPqzMs7mPD?si=XPLsWTeaQuGd3YYdMP7pvA

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Beluga, Gunks undersea mount that only drinks dr.p · May 30, 2025

Dang I’m 50 mins late

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Hammy · May 30, 2025

Please release a sourcebook for rock, parchment, sword

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Drew Faber · May 30, 2025

Guys do you think the zu crew might be fudging rolls? Idk the high rolls this episode are just… insane

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austinoxner · May 30, 2025

You bite your dang tongue

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Cas · May 30, 2025

congrats jake on finishing your first campaign! such a wild and fun ride and it’s been a pleasure seeing your evolution with d&d … truly magical. loved this and hope to see more in the future

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Neil Dutton · May 30, 2025

The End, Part 1 of 8 right?...right?

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Milton Villegas · May 30, 2025

Such an insane roll from Em

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Alex Mayhem · May 30, 2025

insane rolls from Murph too!

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Zane · May 30, 2025

This is... insane

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Helen✨ · May 30, 2025

Oof I don’t wanna part ways from the Zu Crew/Boggy’s Buds/Welly’s Fellys🥺 Thank y’all for such a delightful campaign!!

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Nadia the Dice Druid · May 30, 2025

The Boar King lives!

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Nadia the Dice Druid · May 30, 2025

Drop it like it’s caltrops…I’m living for it 🙌 lol

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Krystine W. · May 30, 2025

No. I refuse.

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The Fun Yaunt · May 30, 2025

Ahhhh, I’m so excited and sad at the same time! ❤️

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Logan Carpenter · May 30, 2025

It can’t be Skald-over already! Congrats Jake this has been such an amazing story, and world you’ve created! Can’t wait to return

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Clever Innuendo · May 30, 2025

I knew I was putting of my pampered bath for a reason. Time to draw some suds and lay back!

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kelsey a · May 30, 2025

end of a beautiful era 💔

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Mike Knot · May 30, 2025

Let’s go 🔥

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RavensBinch · May 30, 2025

Already praying for the next arc 💜 but excited we may get some news about Campaign 4 soon

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Professor Pratt · May 30, 2025

Not the end. Just a pause.

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Guy · May 30, 2025

Jake, you did great, I can’t wait to hear you bring it home.

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Lord Moon · May 30, 2025

I need more, Jake. We will wait.

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Nick Webster · May 30, 2025

Hell yeah

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Rashaad Liggins · May 30, 2025

Ah shit it's here