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May 23, 2025

Skaldova - Ep. 11: The Collapse

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The Carnal Crew races to escape the crumbling keep as the past comes crashing down.

Sound Mixing and Editing by Brian Murphy and Faris Monshi

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford

"The Children" by Emily Axford

"Shadowfell" by Emily Axford

"Grimhawke" by Emily Axford

"Angels and Devils" by Emily Axford

"Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford

"Starspawn" by Emily Axford

"Hexblood Centurion" by Emily Axford

Comments (88)

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Grass · September 4, 2026

I love Lila. Like “I can’t argue with you guys you saved my life but man are you making it hard”

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St.Christopher Coming to Town · August 21, 2026

Everyone bullying Lyla is so funny to me. When Zudrick says "You're babbling" I actively cackled.

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Summer Tribe · May 20, 2026

Murph conversationally railroading as a player will never not be funny

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Attention span of a Kobold · May 12, 2026

Tim Tam slams are the best and are definitely NOT just eating a bunch of 'cookies' 😅. Caldwell had it spot on but the biscuit has to actually be a Tim Tam

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Michael Quick · February 18, 2026

Do you think they will bring Skaldova back for 2026??

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Alethea Hansen · July 9, 2025

I loooove a timtam slam

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diintz · July 4, 2025

on my relisten and omg the foreshadow of "boggy's really good at running away, he's done it a lot of times" ; A ;

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austinoxner · June 7, 2025

I can't wait for more Skaldova if for nothing more than the potential for a Zudlock Crowlmes character arc. I need investigative Zudrick in my life.

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Nicole Jordan · June 1, 2025

Once again chiming in that I would LOVE for Emily to add her music to her substack

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Nicole Jordan · June 1, 2025

A garden of roses for you Jake! Thank you for this beautiful campaign

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BumblingRose · June 1, 2025

OMG! Jake is SUCH a good writer!!! That last scene under the stars✨

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Amelias Bedelias · May 31, 2025

Boggy “Simone Biles” Roger has me cryinggggg 😭

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Grass · May 28, 2025

Did welly just “hold on tight spider monkey”

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Nathan Pittman · May 28, 2025

I'm out of skaldova and I need more

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JME · May 27, 2025

Another beautiful constellation moment, I am once again asking for a NADDPOD Circle of Stars Druid 🥺🙏

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NOBLIVION · May 27, 2025

I was actually in the middle of a Tim Tam Slam when I started the ep

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Adrian · May 27, 2025

Uhh I always wanted to use those stalagtite enemies!!

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Amos Polglaze · May 26, 2025

Emily's description of a Tim Tam Slam is an offence to my Austalian culture. Caldwell is pretty spot on though

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Kodi Earnhardt · May 25, 2025

"Funny hot reliable, what else does this guy have" is some next level wing man shit

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Jelly · May 25, 2025

Omg, so stoked to read the book Caldwell recommended. I was deep in an eating disorder and healed the way I thought about food through powerlifting. Put on 40lbs in a few years!!

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Dr. Eggman · May 25, 2025

Does anyone actually know what substack is? I googled it and I still don't understand

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Gazmain · May 26, 2025

Its like patreon for writers. You subscribe to a journalist and they send you there articles. Its a great way to support independent journalism.

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Shrimp City · May 25, 2025

Emily thanking sensitive Salem was very sweet

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TK Pitts · May 24, 2025

I feel like the reveal that Zudrick is really hot is also an amazing homage to Jake and his fighter characters. Glad Murph can take up the “hot guy” mantel since Jake is DMing!

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Dan · May 24, 2025

So when we say Skaldova is coming to an end, we mean just this arc, right? We've still got like 40 eps left with these characters, right? You're not expecting me to say goodbye so soon, right?

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Sand Panda · May 27, 2025

I hope it becomes an alternative when Murph needs a break. All of their worlds are great, and stepping in and out would be lovely.

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jawnster · May 24, 2025

Theme Song of this episode in my head "Brighter" by Paramore "You shine brighter, than anyone does..."

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Professor Pratt · May 24, 2025

This campaign has been so healing. Jake: you are amazing! Em: perfection. Murph: Zudrick constantly has me laughing out loud. Caldwell: I need more Boggy’s Buds tales!!! Love you all!!

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Audro Baggins · May 24, 2025

My face after this ep 🥹

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · May 24, 2025

Love Emily’s euphemisms! “I’m feeling my heartbeat in places I don’t normally”

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · May 23, 2025

Emily’s “tiny Welly” voice was sooo good!

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Jesse Boone · May 23, 2025

Doing great jake!

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Lindsey · May 23, 2025

When Jake dropped that murph-style "here's how this is gonna work" on em i got SO hype. Love this pod.

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Dashiell (Like Hammet, damnit!) · May 23, 2025

Tim tam slams are very real Tim tams are an Australian cookie and you can eat them the way Caldwell described

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Cody Hlobik · May 23, 2025

The ending to this episode reminded me of when the heroes of light defeat Garland at the beginning of FF1. That feeling you get when you bring the princess back to the castle and the credits roll, at the beginning of the journey not the end. It invokes that feeling of "what will these warriors do next?". When the new boggies buds looked up at the stars when leaving the keep victorious, it just felt classicly nostalgic and made me look forward to visiting Skaldova in the future

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Ben Hannah · May 23, 2025

I delay important business to write this. Timtam slams are a thing, common knowledge in Australia. I was enthusiastically shown this by numerous Aussies in my time there. You must understand that this is very common parlance. I am curious how Caldwell found out about this mystical Australian technique

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Clemming · May 23, 2025

It's so cool seeing all the crew have their own DM style, Jake's narrative prose and descriptions are incredible!

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atlasrising · May 23, 2025

Jake, your storytelling has given me so many goosebumps it's unreal. I really really love the way you craft together a scene, the wordsmith in me is awed! The last look at the dragon's corpse? The Dawn Hold being a tomb for the worthy and unworthy? The description of Wellie gently settling Fay back into the world above? Beautiful, magical, incredible 🩷

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Adam!!!!! · May 23, 2025

Salsoa Salnu.

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Amanda M · May 23, 2025

Enders kiss what an amazing episode!!! The skill checks, Jake’s narration, the close call and Emily’s quick mind. The world needs more Skaldova…

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Amanda M · May 23, 2025

“indubitably”😭😭😭😭😭

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Martian · May 23, 2025

PUT EM IN A BOGGY BAG

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Mosesf · May 23, 2025

I was so stressed thinking that Boggy’s pitfall in episode 2 was inadvertently foreshadowing for a Boggy death.

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Omar Mtz · May 23, 2025

For a moment there, the Carnal crew was turning into the Triples 🤣

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The Grinch (feral) · May 23, 2025

Dude I thought boggy was so fucking cooked. I stopped scrolling on Pinterest just so I could be fully present for his (potential) last moment. Also also the bit with Lyla at the beginning was HILARIOUS, and the wombo-combo at the end with zudrick and wellie, was heartbreaking as it was amazing. Each episode of skaldova really just keeps getting better and better

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Jake Alcott · May 23, 2025

Caldwell talking about a Timtam slam makes me feel seen.

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Driftwood747 · May 23, 2025

Just bought my tickets for the Seattle live show while listening to this! see yall there!

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Zac (method acting as man on the verge of tears) · May 23, 2025

Hearing tim tam slam played off as a bit has me wondering how many bits have actually been real things. It wouldn't surprise me to learn the Grinch is real and works at headgum. We got so few video eps of D&D court it's highly likely there was interpersonal conflict with the Grinch (who is real) that caused the working relationship to become untenable after only 3 eps.

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Drew Faber · May 23, 2025

Loveeeeee this one! Ropers are so goddamn scary lol. It’s some really good shit you’re giving us every single episode y’all, and hats off to jake especially— the monologue starting at 47:00ish really had me holding my breath

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Figgy Blue · May 23, 2025

I trully can't wait for Hamdam to become one of the mad clerics in bloodborne worshipping some Cthulian creature.

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Abigail Agnew · May 23, 2025

I really like the skill challenge! Very well narrated! I know he’s never been on before, but maybe if you guys have Jake on 8-bit book club, he could read the book!

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John Freitag · May 23, 2025

Boggie's bluster emboldened my baudiness. Welly's waves of warmth, warmed my heart. And Zudric's zen zone he enters when memorizing the faraway fjords, settles me. Hurwitz knocked it out of the park.

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Tony Dennis · May 23, 2025

Banger after banger after banger Skaldova continues to impress every single week just absolutely A+ content

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Fanwithglasses · May 23, 2025

There's been a lot of D&D/timtam slam overlap in my life these past few months

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Blaine McClain · May 23, 2025

Absolutely love the skaldova campaign, I hope you guys come back to this at some point like your did trinyvale and hot boy summer

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Balnor’s Best Friend - Steve · May 23, 2025

Zudrick rules, that’s all.

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David Allison · May 23, 2025

…Starspawn

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Nadia the Dice Druid · May 23, 2025

My thoughts exactly

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Jenn · May 23, 2025

15 minutes left and I'm so sad this is almost done. What an absolutely fantastic story. Well done, one and all. So damn good!

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Jenn · May 23, 2025

Another episode! Happy dance!

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Heliks · May 23, 2025

Oh hey! Jake I also have been planning an upcoming chase scene and landed on doing a Colville-prescribed Skill Challenge. Small world!

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Peregrine · May 23, 2025

Lovely episode guys! 💙 You keep me such good company

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Rachel K. · May 23, 2025

BUT TIM TAM SLAMS ARE REAL. They are a way to eat Tim Tam biscuits in Australia and New Zealand.

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Rune A · May 23, 2025

This! I bought Tim Tams yesterday specifically for that purpose lmao

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Chris Swank · May 23, 2025

Hearing Swank so much this episode threw me for a loop

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Rafi · May 23, 2025

Zudrick ending up being just like D from Elden Ring is crazy

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Klompus Smith · May 23, 2025

I’m backing Caldwell up here, Tim Tam slams are 100% a real thing.

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Tim Woods · May 23, 2025

OMG Jake, the encounter design is so good! What a unique challenge. That and the visual descriptions are just dazzling. Jill better watch out, seems like Tucker might have some competition

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Jema Horjus · May 23, 2025

Team Knows-What-a-Tim-Tam-Slam-Is represent!

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austinoxner · May 23, 2025

💐💐💐💐 A bouquet for each of you.

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Clever Innuendo · May 23, 2025

I had to send my cat down the rainbow bridge today, and I'm so glad to have my comfort food in podcast form here tonight. Thanks guys.

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austinoxner · May 23, 2025

Condolences. It's never easy but it gets better.

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Lucy · May 23, 2025

Tim tam slam is a very real thing

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Tucker Collins · May 23, 2025

Yes when you use the Australian (?) biscuit as a straw, as described by Boggy Roger

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Hostage4hire · May 23, 2025

Murph not knowing what a TimTam Slam made me audibly gasp and half believed it was a bit

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jackalope503 · May 23, 2025

🎵 You know I go crazy for this NADDPOD fam 🎶 (to the tune of Sharp Dressed Man)

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RavensBinch · May 23, 2025

Hell yeah!

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Mnixon · May 23, 2025

Hi Mr Brian, Mr Jake, mr tanner, & Anne with an e Kind regards, Michael

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Nick Neverman · May 23, 2025

We’re absolutely gonna need more Skaldova. Jakes DMing combined with this trio getting to play as PCs together is just too good.

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Ross Wright · May 23, 2025

Perfect for lunch at work

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Magic zur · May 23, 2025

Literally was bored and needed something to listen to.

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Vickyrae · May 23, 2025

No wayyyy perfect timing

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Zabribri · May 23, 2025

Much love!!

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · May 23, 2025

SCALLLDOOOVAAAAA!!!

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Schoobs · May 23, 2025

SKAAAALLLLLLLDOOOOOOVVVVVAAAA 🎶🎶

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Ben Johnson · May 23, 2025

I’m sat.

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Kori · May 23, 2025

I’ve never been so excited!!

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Rashaad Liggins · May 23, 2025

Home baby