Adventure Book Theatre: Goosebumps - The Knight in Screaming Armor

I first was thinking wtf is a Dougtrio?? Also Caldwells quiet "where am I?" 🧑‍🍳 💋

Adventure Book Theater is truly my comfort listening. Nothing can calm my soul quite so much.

I had date everything in my wishlist already as a maybe cuz it looked funny Now I gotta play it, eventually lol Obviously I'm pretty behind on NADDPOD already

Hey sweeties, have y'all considered uploading the 8bit book club bag log to the patreon for those who prefer to listen here?

Can you guys re release all the old 8 bit eps there are so many I want to re listen to

Jake, nobody else got it, but I know the wee wee song you were singing at the end!

I just want everyone to know that I forgot to download quiet podcasts for falling asleep to on a recent trip abroad, just this episode which was new at the time... So for a full week I listened to THIS to fall asleep. Somehow it still worked.

murph saying pokemon go to the polls made me laugh out loud 😭 i loved this ep hehe, love when yall are all laughing so hard together but trying to keep it moving. some sweet tenderness and silliness while everything feels like it’s on fire in the world rn. thank you guys 💓

A suit of armour from an aunt and uncle in England, what trollop. I mean, sure, my English great aunt and uncle have many suits of armour, so I will HAVE to suspend my disbelief, but I still take umbrage at people thinking that's what British people are like!!

The Knight in Gooning Armor. Readers beware, his sword may be long but you only need fear the edge!

Emily Axford, the woman you are

Jake sadly going "umm 😕" when Emily said to ask the audience killed me

Murph cry laughing thru saying pokemon go to the polls really got me

YES IT WOULD BE INTERESTING EMILY

They're always 37 1/2, which is way too young and just not relatable. When are we gonna finally get an oops all grandmas adventure book??

Pip pip means "goodbye" said the British man with a very British name

just got off the phone with the Nintendo Corporation and they are NOT happy about this episode

Adventure Book Theatre and Surprise Round in the same week? Is it my birthday?

Yay another adventure book!!

"Everyone shut the fuck up" is always hilarious

shocked that they didn't immediately zero in on the narrator noticing Abby's "golden curls" tbh loll

I read a whole substack post about "Institutional Cofounders" by Jake Hurwitz before realizing it was the wrong Jake Hurwitz... lol fml

Getting Woman in the Wall vibes from this episode and I love it

This is genuinely unlistenable

Curse to die at 37 reminds me of Lovecraft’s “The alchemist”

Just putting this here because it’s the most recent post. What was the puzzle game the Murph and Emily recently recommended?

“Jizz is in the air” yes I too have been around a Bradford Pear tree in spring also

If Emily started a music Substack I would be absolutely so into it!!! I would love to hear more about those processes!!

In the Archie comics, there is a Robin hood British sonic called "Rob O' Hedge"

RL is a railroading DM.

4:49 silence so loud one could say that it felt like…. a deep..blue… hole…..

these guys have like a neurolink or something in my brain bc i was actually playing pokemon go while listening to this episode (b4 even knowing that was going to play a big role) same shit happened with the grinch…

Sheep feet :)

'Creaming Armor' was right there guys

Like if you were also picturing the two men laughing on the ground as Mr. Mime

‼️ BAUDRILLARD MENTION‼️

*begging respectfully for Emily's substack*☆~

Jaffa cakes do absolutely rock

I would die for Emily to have a substack for NADDPOD music!! Also Caldwell your Pokémon references were appreciated

Guys, this is crass. Seriously, it's, come on, this is crass. It's, jeez. Come on.

"Baudrillard would be proud" right before "jizz stained" is what I needed while grading philosophy finals

Good on Murph, well known as a true fan, for representing Dugtrio’s Arena Trap ability

Emily, you not only have my bent knee, but my undying interest in your future substack, including and especially if you’re talking about your musical creations

Who hurt this writer?! This one is so violent 😂

Emily is playing a dating sim, Caldwell is playing DnD, and Jake is just happy to finally get on the show.

We have achieved maximum gas leakage. 8-bit book club will never be crazier than this

emily let it be known that i would sell my soul for you to do a music substack

Holy shit, the one Give Yourself Goosebumps I read as a kid :O we had a copy in the classroom bookshelf in like 4th grade. Pretty awesome that this is the episode they finally got that guy from Jake and Amir on, I loved that show

OBSESSED with the new art!!

KNIGHT IN CREAMING ARMOR, CUM ON GUYS

Stein or Mine? The game show that is mildly acknowledged by the nation

Always amazed that Murph keeps doing these given the at he never gets less annoyed at all the reading he needs to do and the boobs being too rowdy for him to read. Not that I’m complaining!

Pip pip

Ah golly how I’ve missed Murph screaming for everyone to shut the fuck up. Beautiful. Meowth

Just flushed in my pip pip definition, I hope you got it when you recorded last week.

😰😰😰🥵 oh shit my 37th birthday is on Sunday I’m fucked

I just saw Erika Ishii is also a voice actor on DateEverything. Very cool to see you two collab!

[listens for 5 minutes] more like the knight in CREAMING armor. I’m so sorry.

why can't they just share the hedge

The picture for the episode made me laugh too hard!

Just started a new relationship and my new gf was excited to invest in my hobbies. I thought today would be the perfect day to introduce her to NADDPOD. Boy, is this a TOUGH episode to jump into as a first time listener.

The fucking American accents with Pokemon is gold. “Oh shit, Cubone!”

This may be the most times in a single episode that Murph has told everyone to shut the fuck up. (Side note: I’d totally buy “everyone shut the fuck up” merch if NADDPOD offered it.)

Can you please just do all the goosebumps books?

I’m surprised they were finally able to get Jake on the show!

I had to pause the pod and check, pip-pip is a slang for "good bye"

Screaming without the S rn

Playing Mad Libs with Emily and Jake would be a nightmare. Noun? “Cum.” Verb? “Cumming.” Adjective? “Cum-soaked.”

If Emily just had a general sub stack like Jake’s, I’d 110% subscribe to that too.

Okay okay, that was CRASS murph

How did you go for "jizzing" and miss "The Knight in Creaming Armor?"

I love this series! It's just what I needed today!

Gerunds and cumming in the first 2 minutes—this is exactly what I’m paying for.

oh my god YES YES YES. i have been yearning for the return of adventure book theatre.

I needed this level of delight and shenaniganary, thank you boobs

Seeing an adventure book theater in the feed made my morning!

Based on context clues, I'm assuming "pip pip!" means "sup dawg". I'm not sure though so I'm not going to flush this answer.

Yes! So happy to hear the 8 bit book club jingle each time

My soul needed this, thanks guys

emily YES we would be interested in your substack

Stein not mine IS good, Jake.

So excited for this. I have missed 8 bit book club

There’s almost a weird writing advice here like “if you feel like you’re overusing a word change it to Dugtrio to see if you’re right. If it flows smoothly you don’t have to change anything.

i would devour a substack dissecting emily’s music

The frayed edges of the new album art are 🤌🏼🤌🏼

No where near enough cum in this episode...very disappointed

The way Caldwell pronounces Pokemon names is more diabolical than any cum related puns I'm afraid

Loved Jizz in this episode! They should get him back for the next one!

The audibly-baked episodes are so much fun- especially when you’re unexpectedly awake and need a hard laugh. When can we download our official “I look like a porcupine” ring tones?

I would honestly listen to these goofballs talk about anything

This isn't showing in my rss feed, is it just me?

The picture being so similar yet elegant really made me cackle

I never imagined something so crass could enhance my nightshift like this

Another win for the night owls lol

Being unable to run from Dugtrios is actually so in-game accurate….

A Jake episode finally made it out of the editing room?

“ what’s so evil about jizz?” words to live by

I’ve been saying “Pip, pip, tata, jolly good, tally ho and all that rot!” My entire life, and you’ve made me realise what embedded it in my memory. Thank you.

I just had to make a tough decision with my cat, and this was just what I needed at the moment. Thank you for your perfect timing, gave me the pip pip I needed.

Pip pip is an extremely old way to say goodbye, it's contracted from pip pip cheerio

Hell yeah !!!

Awe yeahh 🤩 I love the book club episodes. I've lost track the amount of relistens of them.

Nothing like falling asleep to a personal book reading.

Yooooooo late night drop for the sleepless

Yes!!! Low-key the most enjoyable "one-and-done" series.

i guess it pays to be up at 3 am after flying home from switzerland!!!! tuned tf in 🫡

just in time for me to fall asleep