D&D Court: Bonus Cases - MotorGUYcle
Dungeon Court is STILL in session! Join Justices Throttle, Modo and Fleshbike Hurwitz, as well as the Bashful Bailiff Vinnie, as they continue to pass judgement on your trials at the table!
CREDITS:
Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon
Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller
Comments (98)
Hold on, though! BBEG is now an evil corperate-esk farmer, with 100s of captured druids being forced into Wildshape and exploited. "There's just less druids in the world these days." "Druids go missing in these parts." "Wow, I've never seen a druid before!" Generations pass and no one's the wiser. Eventually - the party's Druid gets captured, and the party has to go save them.
As a 92 baby Biker Mice From Marz was right before my time and im finally getting around to actually watching it. Um is it clear that they are Bi cons anti imperialist rebels i needed?
I am weirdly turned on the idea of being lifted on to a motorcyle via a prehensial tail
emily is absolutely the throttle
Oh man. Not to bring it back to the wildshape questions, but... What if your PC is a druid, and was recently pregnant, and therefore lactating... would it, hypothetically, be possible for them to wildshape into a cow/goat, and be milked?
So a friend of mine voiced “Carbine” in Biker Mice From Mars, and I’m trying to figure how to show her y’all got distracted by the show for a whole episode
That’s dope!
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I desperately want to hear Emily's feelings (and those of the whole crew) on the new wildshape rules, specifically the lack of hp boost (I've heard it argued that the hp boost was one of the druid's strengths). I'd also love to hear everyone's take on divine smites now occupying the bonus action slot, thus eliminating stacked smites.
So can we get a 1Shot with DM Jake, with Vinny,Throttle, and Motto? Please do this
i love that emily actually soft-trialed “motorguycle” earlier in the episode and nobody heard it and then she saw another opportunity later and said it louder and it got the laughs and love it deserved and that just goes to show you should never give up on terrible puns 💛
What about MotorcyGALs?
Wait, but if they can milk the druid than that would mean that the druid can wild shape into a cow that recently gave birth?
That's what I'm saying. Not all cows are lactating all the time. And if this druid is a guy, is he transforming into a male cow? Or a female? I imagine if you could change your species you could change your gender while in wild shape but still- would have to be a recently pregnant cow
Can we pleeeease get Caldwell to draw Jake as a MotorGUYcle? 😂
Classic Rim Fire rimshot.
Jake the motorcycle just gave that Ben Stiller pilot with Jack Black and Owen Wilson “Heat Vision and Jack”
everything biker mice and motorguycle has me elated as a listener
Motorguycle brings me back to guychor from hot boy summer
We need a mixed bag of biker mice from mars
Some history for anyone interested: During the 90s, there were several cartoons that very obviously tried to recapture the TMNT phenomenon with various animal people shows: -Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa (1992) [26 episodes] -Biker Mice from Mars (1993) [39 episodes] -SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron (1993) [25 episodes produced by only 23 aired] -Street Sharks (1994) [40 episodes] -The Mighty Ducks (1996) [made by Disney, and well animated, 26 episodes] -Road Rovers (1996) [13 episodes] Despite them all having anthropomorphic characters, Biker Mice was by far the biggest furry bait. They were SO shirtless and SO muscular. Given that they're not well known now, none of them touched the original TMNT greatness (193 episodes).
How dare you remind me of Street Sharks 🤣
This is the most yelling I've ever heard from the crew. I'm in tears. Also the most outrage in Murph's voice.
If the next bonus episode for the month ISNT Biker Mice From Mars, I’m rioting
Not rolling is lying to your players. If everyone is there to play dnd and then you don't roll for anything, you're lying about what game they're playing, and where the consequences are coming from.
true! not rolling is just literally a different game
coming away from this with one question: what the FUCK is biker mice from mars (idk if I clocked out while listening to this but I have zero recollection of any sort of explanation)
It was a bizarre cartoon from the 90s that was short lived and yet apparently made an absolutely enormous impression on every elder millennial podcaster
Top tier murph crashout this ep 😭
You can't steal your wife's wife! It's one thing if the character's wife is just an aspect of her story, but if it's her "touch stone" that would be like Meemaw turning on Moonshine. You gotta know what's in play to make things interesting and what's important enough to the core of the character you can't mess with it.
as a person who spins wool the wild shaped sheep discussion was actually pretty Real - it DOES take a lot of expertise to get wool off a sheep and to a market for sale, to the point that the US has had a pretty significant shortage of shearers for a while now lol. Imagine the training would be even more involved in a world without, like, electricity
Biker Mice from Mars is their Yoko
If there’s no motorguycle in the drawing stream next month I’m gonna be so peeved
Genuinely 0% chance that something involving rats and motorcycles isnt involved miniumum
Absolutely endorse a BMMMB (Biker Mice from Mars Mixed Bag)!
invincible refs in the first ten minutes is elite
If we'll endure it? If the next mixed bag isn't Biker Mice from Mars, I call for revolt
If I were the DM who stole my partner's in game wife and my partner was upset I would have the wizard be a creep who was using gaius or something. Not great but possible.
Quote from the Major Image spell card: “It seems completely real, including sounds, SMELLS, and temperature appropriate to the thing depicted”
I came here to point this out, too. Insane work on the DMs part
Such a good episode
i just looked up biker mice from mars and i would in fact have sex with all 3 of those hot mice
Re: druid animal products A cow doesn’t just produce milk at will, it has to have had a calf first. As for eggs, I don’t believe the two hour time limit of wild shape would allow a chicken to produce an egg. The only thing that could possibly be viable is wool, but even then, idk how good the yield would be as it takes time for that fur to grow, I believe sheep are usually only shorn like once or maybe a few times a year. You then also need to process that wool before you’re even able to spin it into yarn, all of which requires specific equipment.
So you roll for it, right? Constitution or Charisma saves feel right to me. They see how much wool the sheep has on them or how much milk the cow will give. Chickens laying eggs would be a pretty high DC for me.
4min in sebulba mentioned
Why isn't Jake as a MotorGUYcle the thumbnail for this? Lol I guess we gotta wait for those schematics
We need another surprise round ASAP lol
My bard was lvl 3 and had plus 3 proficiency to persuasion and performance, with the proficiency double I was rolling19-26 like nothing,and I was an halfling, so halfling luck,and the lucky feat so I was rerolling every one and forcing any rolls not in my favor, this bard was an absolute beast
Well with the actor feat you can take on the mannerisms and voice patterns of a person you study for at least one minute, doing an advantage roll on any checks to either performance or deception checks I believe, and if your a college of whispers bard, you could use your mantle of whispers to suck out the very essence of a certain creature upon death, if you didn't have advantage before you do now, and honestly the way mantle of whispers reads you just are that person. If you've spected your bar properly, no real roll should be needed people should just know it's the target, obviously this will come with rolls but your golden making advantage rolls
Unhinged behavior
NonDM murph is a chaotic monster. He isn’t in charge he’s just a loose cannon with nothing to lose
Stellar episode!!
It’s always someone named Sam bringing shame to our name 😔
The prequel: https://youtu.be/UZEFNHod_DU?si=MmjLahuaYiyQ9C8-
Jake the motorguycle saying his “catchphrase” made me spit-take.
Holy shit, that was the best dnd court of all-time
that “confession” was one of the most psychotic things i’ve ever heard
"I'm not sorry, but can you make the dice stop punishing me?" Truly unhinged.
My friend is a DM and she raises chickens. She says a Druid who wild shapes into a chicken could lay an egg “if they’re a girl” My other friend just learned that chickens don’t “do it” every time they lay eggs. “I thought they were just *doing it* everyday”.
All the dm has gotta do is show the rat folk bad guys doing something super bad to make them hate them. Something morally bad, socially bad, or something gross like a mouth breather rat who chews with his mouth open and his breathe smells like rotten teeth.
Then there is no remorse for slaughtering bad guys. You think Gimli ever had remorse for the orcs?
Jake flesh motorguycle is definitely the most cursed entry to the naddpod extended universe jfc
But have you seen Caldwells drawing of jens dressed as sexy grinch edit: for anyone who wants to see it https://www.patreon.com/posts/106583532?utm_campaign=postshare_fan
dude dont cuck ur wife even in a ttrpg
Obligatory "unless you're both into that".
if youre that last person and youre reading this you BETTER have watched biker mice from mars
immediately pictured cinnamon as the old wizard. 10/10
It would be understandable to cheat on your husband with Cinnamon, the man is the heir to a vast spice empire
Bring back bailiff Jake. He’s been too high and mighty for too long.
Surely Druid eggs would just disappear when they left wild shape?
see i thought that too but i think it's more alchemy rules where the parts of you are transfigured to fit the new shape, so if you laid an egg as a chicken it could theoretically turn back into a chunk of sperm/eggs
Needs at least 20 more minutes of arguing about who is each mouse from biker mice from Mars
I would also settle for twenty more minutes of just the word motorguycle
The naddpod multiverse expands faster than the actual universe
Update. Im only a minute in and Biker Mice from Mars has already been mentioned so whatever this bit is about to be it's for sure gonna be the whole ep.
Haven't listened to the episode yet but I opened it and saw the pic, then the title, then the description...I wonder if they're gonna get off topic at all?
absolutely not at all, they talked exactly about the cases at hand and did not once mention a show no one has seen before
I recently had a troll see through a major image but only because they rolled a nat 20. That DM was wild to not roll.
Fuck, yes! I haven't looked at, nor thought about that game in so many years! Had to get that out before even hitting play!
As a real person named Vinnie, this felt very strange hearing them say my name so much. Why am I relating to a cartoon mouse so much? I also fully endorse the office the rails behavior.
When Murph is laughing through a sentence and barely gets it out, that's my Roman empire
I cannot believe the podcast that brought us so many pregnant wilshapes came out against druids producing eggs
Re rat king sister: I think it can suck if you inadvertantly make your party members take more damage by unintentionally taking yourself out of the equation. Idk how it felt at the table but this might make a player feel guilty
As a six year old I had such an unhinged level of obsession/thirst for these hench vascular mice that my mum pretended to “ring the BBC” for me to ask them to put it on more (they did not) so is this episode going to finally quench my Martian mouse thirst???? I hope so!!!
Haha. Love it.
Not even 10 minutes in and already so off the rails, well done lads
I didn’t think I was going to learn how roosters and hens mate when I woke up today.
Can't lie, my headcanon is: Throttle: Emily Modo: Jake Vinny: Murph Rimfire (Modo's nephew, not the motorguycle): Caldwell
I love when its a random ass photo I know im in for some off the rails behavior
A motorGUYcle tattoo would be pretty metal.
Biker Mice from Mars is an absolutely insane pull that I remember occasionally in the dead of night
You know Mike is actually short for Micycle!
When the image is different you know it’s a good episode
Happy early birthday to Caldwell!
Biker Mice mixed bag please.
Wow JUST as I'm finishing the main feed episode too
Bailiff Emily is doing such a good job 🙏
Rad