Mixed Bag of Holding: Grinch Ones

Just gonna drop this here, my dad’s family made English Muffins with grape jelly and American cheese for breakfast.

I’ve yawned into a squirt absolutely

the final question about what makes your heart grow three sizes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Calling gleeking "squirters going" is fucking insane lmfao

My squirters are in maximum overdrive from this convo

Pork roll is the state fruit of new jersey

Oh hey Emily actually followed up on this one with Wellie HAMdamm

The irony of hating Thanksgiving but loving the idea of more feast holidays 🤨

The best thing I have ever created is a grilled cheese with super sharp white cheddar and pumpkin butter.

On salads, the miso salad at a hibachi place is always fucking amazing. Also, just shoving a handful of arugula into your mouth and carrying on is so much easier than planning a salad, or arugula on a good sandwich

Honestly not sure where else in the NADPODD patreon to post this because this doesn’t have to do with hot sauce but does have to do with The Grinch. I need to know if the crew has seen the posts from the verified Dr Seuss instagram account of the Grinch singing Creed or help them see it

I know I’m way late but I wanted to give you a game-changing salad: take your casserole dish and lay a layer of bread in it. Roast a whole chicken on top of the bread. Remove the chicken, let it rest then carve it up. Take the baked/fried bread that was cooked in the chicken grease and toast it up in a pan to get it uniformly crisp. Fill a bowl with arugula and other salad fixings (we like radish, carrot shreds, sliced onions). Cut the bread into croutons. Toss chicken and croutons in with dressing of choice (we either make fresh dressing or use Newmans oil and vinegar). DELISH

Wow I'm late to this but Pork roll is delicious and Salads are fantastic dinners, you need more proteins in your salads also PB&J is so good wtf 😭

Taylor ham is amazing for this South Jersey boy. I miss it down here in Texas :(

"I have a pitch for a really beautiful story if I was the Grinch" -Emily Axford, 2025

Hues and Clues is fun, but it definitely isn't the kind of game I'd bust out at a holiday party. It's a good one to bust out at the occasional game night, though! (For what it's worth, Jake, no one else knew what to do with my clue of "chartreuse," and apparently denim and jean are not precisely the same.) My dad sent us an article about how Thanksgiving is the cheapest time to travel internationally, so we may be showing gratefulness in Lisbon this year... Take Thanksgiving back!

TOOOOTALLY same on being jealous of people with natural talents 😭 I work for Taz Skylar, who plays Sanji in the live action One Piece show and he's that person, literally amazing at everything he does, so my life is just constant envy every single time he picks up a new hobby and kills it.

my squirters go when i yawn!!

The "being a regular somewhere" thing is called a Third Place! It's a fascinating sociological concept, I highly recommend Elliot Sang's video essay on it called "Nowhere To Go"

Gleeking! That's what we in Idaho called it when you would yawn/open your mouth and would spray saliva. (Not spitting) "Ew, you gleeked!" There was even one girl in 6th grade who could do it on command and weaponized her gleek

Highly recommend celebrating Beltane if you're looking for a Saturnalia. My family makes flower crowns, dances around a may pole, and drinks wine and Mead. It's our big holiday of the year other than Christmas!

Such a fun, unique, idea 😏 I feel like that Grinch hot sauce pack is something you'd see at HomeGoods and I would be WAY to afraid to try it (for fear of digusting) but hell yeah for them being not nasty! Love to hear a little more about y'alls lives outside of the campaign 💖

yall should have called it mean ones like the song

Taylor ham is spam

As a 01/01 baby I am ALSO grinchly about NYE, because my birthday is eclipsed and overshadowed by 2 events back to back where I’ll also often get forgotten about until January 3rd and my birthday wishes usually are couched with “oh shit I forgot”

emily has acquired a spot on my shit list for her comments on Taylor Ham. (also thanks murph for using the proper name)

Honored to have been asked why I would buy the sauces on your behalf! I’m so happy the sauces found their way back to haunt me forever

Jake, coming from someone who works near the Tottenham stadium, it's an amazing stadium but definately not an area you would want to live in!!

As a kid I ate hot sauce all the time. It was basically a requirement to eat in my house

the four horsemen of the apocalypse: tits grinch, ferrari hat grinch, baboon ass grinch, murph-faced grinch

Pork. Roll. ❤️

Peanut butter in rice krispies is coated and I will not be told otherwise

I have never felt so seen and understood than by the first half of this episode, ha.

Need more of these!!

Kind of crazy how much squirting talk there was.

Happy grinch year everyone!

I recently developed a strategy for falling asleep that's been pretty effective and might help with napping. I believe Emily has said she's not a visual person so she might have to modify it. I try to follow the thread of random imagery that pops up in my subconscious. Don't focus too hard, just try to tune into the flow of absurdity. It also works if you follow absurd ideas instead of images. You can't force it, though, just let it happen to you. Does that make sense? Any time I've tried it I fall asleep within a matter of minutes

Home Fries *Well Done* problem solved folks

My friends and I have a HallowGreen party every year around St Paddy's Day because we too desire two Halloweens!

Murph I’m from Virginia and I LOVE Taylor ham. My favorite breakfast sandwich in college was a Taylor ham, egg, and cheese bagel

I'm the same as murph w/ napping & I get an intense & overwhelming urge to nap whenever I get bored 😭😭

Thank you to the person who bought this set and sent it to the PO box, thereby blessing us all.

as a child I learned how to activate my squirters using the yawn mouth stretch, and would use them to be like that dinosaur from jurassic park. I.... was an odd child

Last year I ate the same meal for lunch and dinner for about 15 weeks straight. Take out and a couple restaurant visits were the only meals that were different. Listening to Emily and Murph talk about their meal prep gave me so much validation.

This is one of best episodes of any podcast I've ever listened too ❤️

Yawning definitely recharges my squirters tbh. Once I yawn, I can "gleek" much more effectively. Then after a few squirts, I gotta yawn again.

immediately when emily talked about the zip line the image of grinch shitting on whoville came to mind, it’s so natural.. so fresh…

As a person whose birthday sometimes falls on thanksgiving. I agree with jake. Thanksgiving can go away.

As someone with celiacs, I agree with you Emily. Gluten is absolutely who trash.

I think the naddpod crew has incredibly high heat tolerance and murphs is pretty normal

caldwell a real one, jelly over peanut butter truthers unite

I do feel like we need to emphasise to murph that Carolina reapers are famously the world’s hottest pepper, and this is not actually a sign of him being a little baby

Also when the salivary glands express, it's called "gleeking" I think

This was really fun to listen to

Freeze dried fruits in a bowl of corn flakes or corn chex.......... Cronch. Love you guys 🖤 community care will save us all 🤍

Grilled cheese with thin slices of apple and honey is really good btw

Taylor Ham is the name of a youtuber with 20 million subscribers that anyone over 30 has never heard of, you won't convince me otherwise

Your squirters is called gleeking

forgetting about the animated benedict cumberbatch grinch when that was the origin of the joke i'd expect nothing less from y'all

Ahhh I was wondering if Murph was a Taylor Ham or a “Porkroll” guy for a while now and I’ve finally got my answer! I also have to add that Jam and Cheese is an INCREDIBLE combination. Get a fresh baked bun with some jam and a slice of havarti and maybe a pickle on the side. Don’t knock it until you try it and then after you try it go to the alps and thrive!

Caldwell, i know you probably wont see this, but if you like a grilled cheese with jelly, i IMPLORE YOU to slather a little almond butter or a nice textured peanut butter like teddy brand. A nice crusty sourdough, a thin but noticeable spread of nut butter, a tart jelly like a blackberry or mixed berry, and a nice sharp cheddar. Its unreal!!

Emily, you can nap with contact lenses in! I do it all the time. I’m not taking my lenses out for a 20 minute snooze.

Guys I gotta say I love these episodes where you just kinda shoot the shit. If ya ever got bored of dnd but still wanted to do a podcast I’d stick around. Good stuff

In my city they do make public transport free for new ears eve and day

Emily! Try this amazing gluten-free bread. The flour is pricy, but the bread is one of my favorite loafs all time, gluten or no. Very simple. Everything you knead and nothing you don’t. (Actually it’s a no knead recipe) https://oliviaskitchen.com/gluten-free-no-knead-bread/

Omg ur so real for the squirters talk Emily.... I've always called them neeners

Yawn squirts was something I've never heard anyone talk about, but it's true and very annoying to do

grew up on taylor ham, panzarottis, and ocean city cider donuts. also hope everyone and their families are safe during this time !!

I was truly baffled that Taylor ham had never been brought up before now what with Murph being from Jersey. Bout time

Caldwell I’ve agreed with you on every point ever, but I throw my glove at you for trashing pb&js

you know what makes my heart grow 3 sizes? Murph and Em's overwhelming love for their cats

God damn Emily. For better or worse, I want you to know that at least one other person feels EXACTLY the way you feel about napping. Insane.

Caldwell is so right about just getting fries with ur eggs instead of homefries its so good to dip the fries in the yolk

why did the Grinch hot sauce episode make me cry

I’m a storied napper. I can nap anytime anywhere. Keep your contacts in, use eyedrops when you wake up. Like Jake said just accept the embrace of slumber when it comes to you.

Your squirts are also called gleeks.

I also played Hues and Clues on NYE, and it was also contentious hahahha

The squirting is called gleeking 😭😭 But y’all talkin about it brought back a memory of a friend telling me they generously gleeked on the back of a bald man’s head on a rollercoaster when they screamed 😭 so, yes, squirting while yawning is definitely possible

I use to make a sauce almost like a carolina reaper from "bad" peppers I'd get at a local farm years ago, but after they closed I never really found a good chance to do it again. This episode really makes me want to get back into it, love that heat level and tang

Man... I've literally never been awake for a new years eve in the 34 years of my life. I was always the kid falling asleep at 10:30 at parties. I got invited to a new years eve party this year, but by the time 7pm rolled around my wife and I cancelled on it cause it just seemed like an exhausting chore.

Regarding being envious of talent, it's a grass is always greener sort of thing. I love landscape painting but I'm envious of all of your quick wits and improv skills! 😂

Taylor Ham/Pork Roll is amazing!!! I love everytime Murph's Jerseyness shows

I hope yall are okay with the fires! My stepdad was down there helping fight it and just came home yesterday

God I really love you guys, you have been the best part of my last few years hearing all these different mixbags and stuff. You fill my heart with joy. Struggling with anxiety,bipolar, and other things, you really bring out the good. Keep up the good work!

Grill a pb&j like grilled cheese. Trust me it's glorious

Guys, on the home fries front here's the deal, I work at an restaurant and I prefer my home fries nice and crispy so I make them such, While other people will serve them soggy and sad which I get mad about so it all depends on the cook who serves them. I personally will not serve someone homefries unless they are crunchy on most sides.

Its pork roll and its delicious

Murph, you've gotta get Caldwell and Jake some pork roll. The Jersey family feud of Taylor Ham v Pork Roll isn't as important as converting unfamiliars to the cause!

For the Christmas lovers, I'm a Grinch. There are SO many people that kill themselves every year around Christmas due to not having anyone or what have you, and no one cares. People are focused on Snow, presents and singing. You can sing any time of year, you can give presents any time of the year. What makes it so special? And for the Christians it's not even historically relevant, your dates are off. It's sad.

I’ve had a yawn activated my squirters for sure

I know saying this is a downer, but the cat feeding neighbourhood bums me out a little. Not that one person keeping strays alive is ruining the environment, but roaming cats across the country kill up to 4 billion birds and 22 billion small mammals per year. They are the single biggest cause of bird mortality in the US. If you want to reduce that impact a little, please throw clown collars on them, make them visible to birds and then they look like goofy little clowns.

*gleek *pork roll (Y'all are the best)

my girlfriend was once given some Grinch hot sauces from a coworker and I thought they would be the same, but they were clearly different. apparently there's more than one collection of Grinch hot sauces out there in the world

Caldwell is right. Home fries are objectively garbage

Smeg mentioned loo

Caldwell is talking about gleeting

Taylor ham is as good as spam, if you like spam musubi then you’ll love Taylor ham it’s awesome

Murph, Trenton porkroll is superior to Taylor ham. Fight me.

Idk if someones said it, but the word for squirting is called “gleeking” and it happens when you contract the muscles around your submandibular gland. It can happen when you yawn, and some people can do it on command!

I have one recommendation for napping and that’s to get a pitbull. You will never sleep better then when you have 40-60 pounds of muscle snoring on your chest. You may be thinking that the snoring will wake you up. But my pittie snoring works as a white noise device

I stand with Caldwell, I also squirt when I yawn sometimes

Wasn’t prepared for all the squirt talk at 4am

Jelly /Jam and cheese on toast is a pretty common breakfast option in Australia. It was my go to as a kid.

Thank god they described the look of each hot sauce as levels on the Grinch's stool chart. I would have been unable to picture them otherwise

Classic naddpod 😂 can't wait to listen!

YAWN SQUIRT SOLIDARITY, SQUIRTS UP

NAP ADVICE: the BEST nap you can take is roughly 26 minutes long— I always set a timer around 28-30 minutes depending on how long it’ll take me to go under, and it’s hard getting up sometimes but if you get up at that 26 minute mark I never feel sluggish only refreshed! For Emily or other hard-to-nap folks, I’m no expert, but I’ve always found typical sleep aids helpful: sleep masks (light keeps your brain up), breath counting (i count down from 50, in 50, out 49, in 48 etc. then at 25, in out 25, in out 24, etc. if you feel like moving or adjusting, do so then start over at 50! it also helps to have a little pause between each breath, it’s naturally how you breathe), and trying to recreate normal sleep conditions i.e. sleeping in your bed or certain position. a nap is like a meditation, the goal is just to get your mind to calm down! hope this helps at all <3

I just lost my mind because Emily and Murph have been to The Bar after a Devils win! I love that I’ve shared that same NJ experience with the lovely couple! Feels nice that my heroes have been to my hometown and done hometown things

How dare Patreon not notify me about this. "I really like the smell of it so far" "Yeah, the nose feel?" STOP Love how wholesome this ended up. Have a happy grinch year Murph!

Is Taylor Ham like Country Ham? That's my fave breakfast meat.

This was so wholesome!! Just what we needed rn fr

MOO DENG!!!!

IT IS A GOD DAMN PORK ROLL 😤😡

cannot believe these guys have never heard of taylor ham

Very fun! I really relate to most of these takes, except for some of Jake/Caldwell’s questionable food combos. As you get older, good sleep becomes more important to your body/wellbeing. Em, if you can get at least 7 good hrs a night, you don’t really need naps.

Happy you’re a Taylor Ham guy and not a Pork Roll guy Murph. 💪

The yawn squirt is called gleeking!!! There’s also an amateur sport where you try to achieve max distance while gleeking!!

Everyone say thank you Shelby!!!

This is fucking incredible

I didn't think that the grinch hot sauce episode was going to have such a wholesome and sincere ending lol. Great job gang!

I feel for you Jake, I played Hues and Cues at a Friend's birthday, and got dunked on so hard for picking bad words to describe the colors!

HOLY SHIT, THEY DID IT. THEY FUCKING DID IT. 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

Who Trash is when i ordered a bacon egg and cheese with hotsauce the young cashier went a little heavy for a Ketchup pour amount

What is everyone’s “my heart grew three sizes this year” moment?

A guilty pleasure of mine is a cheap ass Caesar salad from a pizzeria with a fried chicken cutlet on top

Taylor Ham brand pork roll is in between fried bologna and Canadian bacon(the head shop guy was fascinated by the idea of contention around Taylor Ham vs Pork Roll)

This was SO good

Can we discuss how sweet their earnest confessions were? Snowcap and Fergie is making me cry 😭 Everyone’s confessions shattered my heart in the sweetest way!

Hell yeah brother

lots of talk of the tang but how was the bang?

I also played Hues and Cues for New Years this year! But I love it haha it’s very competitive in my friend group.

Can confirm squirters can malfunction during a yawn, at least once a week I yawn badly and spray myself like a cobra

I’m so excited Grinch Ones has come to pass (: (: (:

No email came out for this. Slow Patreon?

As I'm reading in the nook overlooking whoville I would definitely be reading Karl Marx

Your squirters are going with a yawn because of the way you're stretching your tongue. Source: I curl my tongue over itself (tip pointed down toward lower jaw) to get a fluid burst to swallow pills easily without water.

taylor ham is absolutely incredible, correct take from murph there

It’s pork roll, dammit!

You’re definitely a spicy hot one, Mr G!

Oh my god! This just showed up in my Pocketcast feed like a damn life preserver in the rough sea of *gestures at US national news *. 🙏 Y'all are a balm to the soul.

Emily should hit up those summer obons to get that summer holiday feel. Check out them big ol drums

oh my god

dropping pre-31st is crazy!

Hard agree on Valentine’s- husband and I have never celebrated, it’s a sham propagated by hallmark. Let’s follow Liz Lemon’s advice and celebrate Anna Howard Shaw Day instead!!

I thought it was a grinch one shot based on the cut off title on my notifications and lost my mind.

may god Grinch us all

No such thing as halfway Grinch 🎶