C3 Ep. 71: The King Consort (A Faerie Tale Ending)

Pissitivity influencer. That is all.

Im so mad at myself because I took like two months off from listening to c3 and now I’ve gone through the last two arcs so quickly 😭

If you're listening for the first time (like I was) CLOSE THE COMMENTS! spoilers for finale in here!

"who needs world peace when you have side pieces" from Caldwell is GOLD

Lather your nard-poles. Get it

“I don’t care if I’m entirely forgotten…” - Callie one episode before writing her name out of the play, giving up her chance to be immortalized in history, and choosing to remain forgotten.

1:06 "i don't care if I'm entirely forgotten, I just don't want all the trees to get chopped down to make a statue to your ego"

Seriously, they dropped those live shows so casually! I've been periodically checking the website for live show updates every 2-4 weeks for several months now - even today, it says nothing. Did those shows already come and go??

Heyyy, anymore details about the live shows? 😅

"Lather your poles" is absolutely amazing

This might have been the most nat 20s Saul ever got

Emily Axford did indoctrinate me with whimsy tbh✨

"Never I though I'd be drinking piss with an Elf" - best quote of this episode 🤣

Charging losing had real Gladd rosell (don't know if that's how it's spelt, sorry) energy. From sucking Dicks to drinking piss

LMAO get her ass Callie! God I love Emily for moments like these

Yall came is HOT & stayed hot!!!!!

Charbin as a high value male is so good 😂

Visions of Gruumsh is a great Screamo band name

PSA for anyone else who hated DS to TREAD SO CAREFULLY at the end of the ep.

Anyone else feel like piss drinking is becoming an end of campaign tradition? I'm here for it

Grinch is bottling his goo

Emily, did you expect “Home is Where the Hearth is” to mean hanging out around a fire drinking warm piss in a mug?

Just in case it matters in the final fight, the stunned condition caused by stunning strike lasts until the end/start of the monk's next turn depending of which PHB you're using

Lol Callie and the word "fucking"

Hardest I've laughed, maybe ever

the scene between callie and jovere is one of my all time faves omg

"i'm tired of following people who only see one path" goes HARD DUDE, FUCK YEAH

Welcome back Caldwell!

If I told my friends that the absolute golden quotes from Emily weren’t scripted and were fully made up from the top, they wouldn’t believe me

“Yet another goat at the alter to your fuckin pride” -Emily Axford the GOAT of DnD

Cream your rods!

I’m hoping Charbin becomes the next Pendergreens 😂 what a hilarious episode!!

Please. The arcane focus bit was GOLD

This episode is pure NADDPOD gold, Charbins ending has to be the best end to a villain ever 😂😂

I love that in every timeline Balnor is a hero

"It's always good to drink piss with your friends" If I asked, who said this line, I bet 90% of people would say Caldwell lol. It has heavy NADDPOD Hogliday Vibes 😂🍻

Was the piss drinking included to make DS seem less gross by comparison?

I love that throughout the years they have completely bailed on Twitter lmao 🤣

The return of Caw-Caw-cawldwell!!

Did anyone else think/hope Murph was gonna have Charbin say "I'll do anything I'll even suck your diiiick" ala Galad Rosel when he was pleading for his life? Cause that's ALL I could think about while it was happening haha Granted I did JUST relisten to that episode from C1 like yesterday

if I had a nickel for every time Murph hit Caldwell with a Maze spell in the penultimate battle of a Bahumia campaign, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't very many, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Lathering Father Murphy.

Oh yeah!!! Let’s goooooooo!!

Omg lather your poles my guys!!!!!

A hole in my heart has been filled with sweet blue Caldy

this was truly one of my favourite episodes of C3, so lathered

A sode so thick, a rod so creamed

Tentatively and reluctantly lathering my pole…..

Everybody lather your god damn poles… two cool ass nat 20s in the first half hour THATS DICE CHRIST!

You heard the man, Naddpoles: Lather up.

Honour your cocks by lathering your poles, guys

Fun fact, pigs can’t look at the sky

At 1:05:45 you can hear Emily in the other room while Murph does a monologue and I think it just goes to show how much effort and love they all put into making a show that feels authentic to dnd while still being an excellent listening experience

Consort Comma King Chameleoooooon 🎤🎵🎵

I have listened to every episode and had no clue what’s going on in the story

Holy Squid, Murph be blessed for the recap because I forgot so much shit during that break.

Honor the cock and lather your poles

You HAVE to do Grinch Ones for THIS MONTH’S Mixed Bag, PLEASE!! Also, so excited to see Caldwell on Smartypants!!

Holy moly Caldwell came back with a bang! Strong turns, a sick unoreverse on Jovyre, and nat 20 on his first role back?? Nuts

Consider my poles lathered.

even in the penultimate episode, I can always count on the two crew for piss-drinking fidget-spinning shenanigans.....

Around 53:00: Charting new word combination territory here, but I desperately need to hear Baelnor exclaim "Bitches love cannons!"

Holy shit they womped Charbin so hard

“We squabble amongst ourselves, but our enemy is united.” That hit a lil too deep.

Rod is creamed 0_0

Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Charbiiiiiiiin. Fire proof toilet paper anyone?

Consort Charbin? More like Con-sear-t Charbin! A fire pun can ALWAYS be made if you look hard enough.

Cool fight, Brian

Drinking game, take a shot everytime callie said Fuckin

Cali’s interaction with Jovyre in the maze was so beyond badass, I just wish she didn’t say “fucking” so much, idk why, i don’t have a problem with swearing, but in this instance it felt like it took away from what she was saying rather than enhancing it?

Oberon being that much of a jobber is kind of a bummer. *huffs a big batch of hopium that playing dead is something that beasts do, to deceive your enemies deceive your allies, etc.*

Favorite line: Who needs world peace when you have side pieces

I’m glad the sauces arrived safely! A Grinch Ones mixed bag sounds perfect (:

All hail the King Bon-sort 🔥

100% worth the wait. Just don't make me wait again! I need the final epp!

Thank you, and Congratulations to Mr. Tanner, and happy holidays to you and yours!

the loop of conspiracy in the clouds -> forsaken -> into the flame for each of those mazes set up such fun parallels that ruled

A hearty Medford, MA welcome back for Caldwell!

Some absolutely epic moments, but JFC some devastating times too…….

The end of the Charbin fight is the funniest thing ever actually

So glad caldwell was the target if the maze spell in both bahumia 1 & 2

Let's go!!

INTROS TO ADORE IN 2024

absolutely fabulous intros, happy to hear caldwell back and SO FREAKING PUMPED for a new campaign episode

You honor me with this sode

The perfect start to my vacation. You bless us. Thank you.

We are at 22 weeks daddy tanner, patiently awaiting baby #1!! Congrats on yours!! 😄

CREAM YOUR RODS 2025

Nads are lathered for this thick sod

I'm getting so nervous. I don't know if I'm ready for c3 to end yet!

You spoil the insomniacs. Thanks!

Welcome back daddy Tanner! Hope all is well with your girls!

Thank you!!!

Bout time Murph!

WOOOOOOOH!!! 🥳🎉🎆🙌

Lather up your poles and cream up your rods 💀

LATHER YOUR POLE