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October 11, 2024

C3 Ep. 69: Siege at Summer Court Castle (A Faerie Tale Ending)

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Duck Team engages Jovyre's army and attempts to rescue the trapped Green Knights! Callie fights like a shooting star, Sol channels a froggy rage, and Calder avenges a fallen ally.

Music / Sound Effects Include: 

“A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford.

"Sea Beast" by Emily Axford.

"The Feywild" by Emily Axford.

"Ode to the Archipelago" by Emily Axford.

"Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford.

"Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford.

"Trust the Gust" by Emily Axford.

"Apotheosis" by Emily Axford.

"Escape the Boy King's Brunch" by Emily Axford.

"Mee Maw's Burden" by Emily Axford.

"A Tale's End" by Emily Axford.

Comments (181)

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Compound27 · September 19, 2026

God my head hurts from the siege logistics lol (it hurt before that too)

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mitchell skelton · July 7, 2026

Put those Gary Busey's in my mouth baby!

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Spades Pendragon · April 1, 2026

Nice

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riskutforthebriskut · February 19, 2026

"tell me then, you bastard!" why was that actually emotional hahaha

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Hipster · February 4, 2026

God, this was just the sickest episode honestly. Duck Team was so fucking cool and the serpents were so strong and added so much to the battle. This was a battle episode that I was able to envision so easily as a kick-ass movie. LOTR battle-worthy 🙌🏻

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Kasey is a Smaphire · February 4, 2026

dammit murph, got me tearing up in the office

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Hipster · February 3, 2026

Murph loves to shame his three stooges but he’s the one who, without prompting, said “suck to suck” ☠️

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diintz · January 7, 2026

BAAAAALNOOOOORRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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Matt Gustavson · June 17, 2025

Oh my god, Callie is so broken, I love it!

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Joe walks · June 14, 2025

One of the most entertaining and spectacular encounters you've ever put on. An absolute banger start to finish

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gandalfsbignaturals · June 6, 2025

slay robert

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Sean Boyle · April 10, 2025

Damnit Murph, you have a cool Stag themed Knight and you name him fucking Robert? I know I know the name was decided in Campaign 1 and was Bobby at the time but still... Just choose another animal. Wolf, Elk, Bison. You can't have a Stag guy named Robert and not expect everyone to just imagine Robert Beratheon.

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Faith Huisman · April 8, 2025

“He’s an inside kid”

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Ev Schmev ✨️ · January 28, 2025

Where is this Short Rest?? I don't see it in the C3 Collection 😭 of all Short Rests, I can't miss the Balnor/Bobby reveal one!! Yall are absolutely wild for making me care this much about NPCs btw lol

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Ev Schmev ✨️ · January 28, 2025

(Update I found it in the Short Rest collection 💜)

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Alethea Hansen · January 11, 2025

The way I started crying at the balnor reveal 😭😭

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Rachel the Freckled ADHDer · January 7, 2025

I knew it was coming but I still squealed in delight at the end reveal.

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Alex · December 24, 2024

Why is Robert the Young stag not named Bobby? That is my biggest question this episode. In campaign one Balor’s son was named Bobby and his son Bobby was already born in the dimension he left and then came back to so he didn’t change Bobby’s name. So is Robert the young stag a different child? Did Balor have more than one kid?

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Lucia V. · January 1, 2025

Bobby is short for Robert, so is Bob. Like Penny being short for Pendark or Pendergreens or Penelope!

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Torrey · December 23, 2024

I had been hoping and hoping and hoping and y'all did not let us down with the reveal. I was just internally chanting "Balnor" the entirety of the episode, just hoping.

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Huascar Holguin · November 27, 2024

I went FERAL!!!!!! The ending is so beautiful!!!!

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Mojo1396 · November 5, 2024

Literal goosebumps my boy balnor you have made my day

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NoShitSherlock · October 30, 2024

As my eyes begin to water on my commute to class, I share Emily's opinion of "fuck you" Murph.

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v_squared (Vanessa) · October 28, 2024

Not me starting this episode when my phone's 69% battery 🤙

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Big Dolphin Naturals · October 28, 2024

Get it guys?? The Weather Man "throws caution to the the wind" Ha Ha Ha

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Jack el destripador · October 26, 2024

Literally said out loud “Robert the Young Stag? Cmon murph” then heard that “uAH” and screamed “YEEEESSS” in my car

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KSM101 · October 26, 2024

I've been listening to everything since Nov of last year and im slowly but surely catching up and I'm generally afraid as I don't know what I'll do at work without naddpod but dice christ himself couldn't come up with better endings then these last few episodes Murph I applaud you 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Whimsii · October 25, 2024

That ending had me in tears as I realized what was happening! It didn’t dawn on me until that moment. Bravo, Murph, for absolutely jaw-dropping levels of storytelling, and bravo to the rest of Duck Team for one epic battle!

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Christian Cole · October 24, 2024

BALNOR YESSSSS

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Felix · October 24, 2024

damn finally caught up to the main feed, and with one of the coolest battles ever too

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William Bowen · October 24, 2024

Massive shootout to Murph, who ends his campaigns with high level characters flying on dragons, because almost nothing else is cooler.

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Micah Edmonds · October 24, 2024

The chills I got as soon as you said “Halfling with an antler helm called Young Stag” were full body, Murph. I KNEW IT. I knew the timelines lined up and have been waiting for this since before the campaign started. As the topper to an already unsettlingly excellent episode, this was so freaking great all round. The imagery was astonishing.

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xeladonnovan · October 23, 2024

NEAR TEARS. NOT EXECTING THAT. SAT HERE, MOUTH AGAPE. AHHHH

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SnugglesaurusRexx · October 23, 2024

After listening to a bunch of campaign 1 I cried at this ending

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Eee.eeeeeeeeee · October 23, 2024

Honestly I'd love to see Calder have Sol take a level in Barbarian just to reflect his bloodrage from this battle, like how his experience with the spore network inspired his subclass

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Felix · October 24, 2024

sol would be so unkillable with rage, idk what level he'd need in barbarian

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Alex Herndon · October 20, 2024

Is this what metagaming is?

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Akisho · October 20, 2024

This was an absolutely amazing battle! So epic!!

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Navar Keelan · October 17, 2024

Awesome battle! But what happened to Likerish's time/atrophy breath

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frogwithhumanhands · October 17, 2024

Emily and Caldwell simultaneously screaming "what" when told that they had been gone for three days just tickled me

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JB · October 16, 2024

Balnor’s Boy being Robert Baratheon is incredible

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Olivia · October 17, 2024

ok thank god someone else made that connection!! I thought I was the only one lol

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Ellie P · October 16, 2024

I thought paladins could do up to a 5th level smite?

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Julia A. · October 24, 2024

I’m not sure which level Callie’s bard/paladin split is, so it might be that at the level of paladin she is she can only use 4th, but still has those slots? Idk

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Jordan Holl · October 15, 2024

The weatherman does WHAT, Jake?

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Luke McCauley · October 15, 2024

Welcome back Deer old dad 😭😭😭

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Dylan Irish · October 15, 2024

This ep was already a 10/10 and then murph exploded my heart at the end in the best way🩵

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JR Lonergan · October 15, 2024

Balnor!

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Witpending · October 15, 2024

"it's gonna hurt for a lifetime" 🤣🤣🤣

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Jordan Jones · October 15, 2024

Murph, my absolute dude. What a display of DM awesomeness both in prep and execution. Hats off to you, sir.

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Nicholas Ventura · October 14, 2024

Ughgh almost cried Balnor we missed you!

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Jordan Bergner · October 14, 2024

Glad we got to see our dad finally

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Paden · October 14, 2024

As soon as Murph spent time away from his meticulous battle mechanics to introduce the Young Stag I was thinking it was gonna be young Balnor or something lol. It being Bobby is so cute I love this show!

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August · October 14, 2024

look i get why but it's criminal how fast we're all glossing over the dentist

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Torrey · December 23, 2024

That was honestly one of my favorite bits they have done.

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Kori · October 13, 2024

Not me listening to the pod while putting my makeup on and then crying it all off as the episode ends 😭 best cry ever tho

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Argonautica · October 13, 2024

Cool to hear a (lil) bit of kingdoms and warfare here from MCDM. Everytime monsters are introduced I keep waiting for them to be Flee Mortals monsters from the same company. They did the best 5e design out there imo.

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Tony Cappellino · October 13, 2024

Murph really said “Hehe funny number 69, I’m gonna make it into an absolute masterclass in combat encounter building”

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Ellie P · October 13, 2024

I want those worm stats!!!

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Jette Nielsen · October 13, 2024

I'm not crying.. you're crying!

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Nicholas Ventura · October 14, 2024

Seriously!

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Natural Dragon · October 13, 2024

I love that Murph the God DM of Bahumia had to use the NADPOD wiki!! I imagine Murph in the Charlie Day meme connecting things with string to confirm things made sense. Such a solid DM!

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Robert · October 13, 2024

HOLY SHIT THAT ENDING!!!!!

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Teo Tamashiro-Harris · October 13, 2024

I got actual literal chills when Bobby's moustache was described and I knew who it was right away

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Helene A · October 18, 2024

SAME!!!! i got chills AND started crying

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Cyborg Version of Josh the Kobold · October 13, 2024

I accidentally got spoiled and not only did it hit me right in the feels anyway, I'm still feeling the impact. Impeccable Murph, I would have loved this even if it weren't buttoned up.

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Jasmine G. · October 13, 2024

What's the book Emily plugged at the end?

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Bailey Stoddard · October 13, 2024

A Master of Djinn by P. Djeli Clark - great book!

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happylinlin00 · October 12, 2024

BAAALLLLNOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WAY I LITERALLY PHYSICALLY SCREAMED AND JUMPED OH MY GODDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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happylinlin00 · October 12, 2024

wow i cried at the reveal, got my shit together, relistened knowing full well what happens and it still got me the second time again truly absolutely beautiful, balnor you beloved old bag man ;;vvvvv;;💕💕💕 also SICK battle, everyone intimidating the enemy with snake deityhood was fucking awesome and the wyverns showing up late is honestly hilarious XDD

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Sand Panda · October 12, 2024

B-man is back! Bud heavies for all!

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Bubbalo Dee · October 12, 2024

Baggin it with Balnor, with Sol as the weatherman would be great

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evan aka the super cockler · October 12, 2024

BALNOOOOIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOIIOOOORORORORORORORORO

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Blaize Gordon · October 12, 2024

Incredible as always

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Chik3n · October 12, 2024

Made my damn day!!!!

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Kasia · October 12, 2024

the reveal at the end had me simultaneously crying and grinning like an idiot. oh my god

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Roberto · October 12, 2024

The man displaced through time finally got his happy life.

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Eva Vasileiadou · October 12, 2024

I thought the young stag would be Durlin XIII

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GratefulDad · October 12, 2024

SO BUTTONED UP!

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Ben Beckwith · October 12, 2024

Kudos to that amazing Ballance. Complex mechanics, huge beasts, weird lucky and unlucky rolls and it still came down to the wire. Amazing ballancing Murph you friking tightrope walker

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Taylor Schult · October 12, 2024

Idk why I heard "The meatier witch" once and it made me giggle

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Devin Tyler · October 12, 2024

1hr 10min mark, was that Beardsly?

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Evil Grimace · October 12, 2024

The "Hell yeah" at 1:10:45? Sounds eerily similar.

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Martian · October 12, 2024

You know what I'd like to see? This gang creating characters for a Warhammer game and just see what kinds of goofyness they can bring to it

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Fxd Gear Queer · October 19, 2025

Why did they let Murph roll those rallying checks?

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Glenn D AKA Mcdoogins · October 12, 2024

Excellent Sode! Those mechanics worked out great.

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Jack · October 12, 2024

I listened to Murphs "what the fuck" after Jake's intro so many times

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DarthTurkey28 · October 12, 2024

That dentist death scene was so beautiful. Absolutely loved the reveal! Deer old dad!!

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Ziel R. · October 12, 2024

The second that the young stag was introduced. I was like. BOBBY!?

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Haley Amplo · October 12, 2024

The Meteor Witch!!!

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Broghar The Bugbear · October 11, 2024

Nice!

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bannockdawg · October 11, 2024

AHHHHHH

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Sam · October 11, 2024

This is the third time I’ve cried over Balnor and I will never forgive you

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Katherine · October 11, 2024

I love it when I wake up to a chonky sode

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wizard wearing a poodle skirt · October 11, 2024

BALNOOOOOOOOOOORR

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Ted Fryar · October 11, 2024

Not the dentist! S tier ep.

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emery board · October 11, 2024

the ending is so buttoned up that i theorized about it way back in december of 2022!!

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Melissa Shilale · October 11, 2024

Shout the fuck out to Emily’s music, these beloved and familiar cues never fail to make me emotion.

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Shel B Kennas fav SG wishing you a happy Bog-oween · October 11, 2024

did anyone else listen to this during the aurora? The lights were in celebration of Cuplliope, the meteor witch

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Totally Offside · October 11, 2024

Gotta crack a couple of celebratory bud heavies after that episode.

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Paden · October 14, 2024

Balnor was definitely tailgating that battle

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Joshua Levy · October 11, 2024

Peak episode - and on a Thursday no less??

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Angie DiMaria · October 11, 2024

I literally screamed at the end. Thank god I was in my car 😅

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Kitty · October 11, 2024

ACTIVELY CRYING STOP IT MURPH 😭💕

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SeminoleDVM · October 11, 2024

Epic Murph encounter. Right up there w/ C1 turasque fight.

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Allie · October 11, 2024

Losing my shit at work

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Neil Dutton · October 11, 2024

I had JUST listened to the pre c3 Hearthside where Murph is insisting that Cobb/Cobb ancestors won't be making guest appearances (this is not a complaint).

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thanksnatalya · October 11, 2024

BALNOR RETURNS!!!!!

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Andy Johnson · October 11, 2024

Dentist should’ve been cupped up, tbh.

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E.E. Gads · October 11, 2024

Nice.

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Melissa Shilale · October 11, 2024

OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HELP

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Megladon · October 11, 2024

I’m crying my eyes out at work how dare you Brian Elizabeth Murphy! All love, my god what an awesome ep! Missed our bag dad!

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I love Mike Buch · October 11, 2024

Dynasty warriors era

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Amy Bergeron · October 11, 2024

OMG how dare you surprise me with UNEXPECTED WEEPING ON MY LUNCHBREAK, Brian Murphy!!! Balnooooor 😭😭😭

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Adam Kepper · October 11, 2024

I completely forgot about Balnor 😂(please don't hurt me), I thought it would be in relation to Cran and Durlin.

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Rickey Clayborn · October 11, 2024

Am the only one who thought the young stag was gonna be like “Hi Mom, Dads,”

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Shelby · October 11, 2024

I SCREAMED

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Shane H · October 11, 2024

It's a good thing Saul had a quick swag session. It's almost no swag November

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Gurl Luigi · October 11, 2024

Are you kidding

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Fia (but not Boginya) · October 11, 2024

I really wasn't ready for the reveal. Fully sobbing 😭

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xatlern · October 11, 2024

Definitely teared up at that reveal. He's back 😭😭 he's gonna like Kenna so much

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KoboldB0i · October 11, 2024

Nice

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Proopypants · October 11, 2024

charli xcx remix album and balnor remix album on the same day, the auditory gods have blessed meeeeee

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SeminoleDVM · October 11, 2024

bumpin’ that

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Alex Vasquez · October 11, 2024

Nice

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Rob Wes · October 11, 2024

I bow to my one king. Hail the bag boy!!!

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George Ferridge · October 11, 2024

Pumped my fists and actually cheered out loud in my car at that ending

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Joe Camberwell · October 11, 2024

"Balnor's Boy" is now canon 😉

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Lee · October 11, 2024

omg cant believ he is back. doc who level time line shenanigans and i love it

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EllActually · October 11, 2024

Literally sobbing at my desk right now, I missed Balnor so much

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Jessica Petra · October 11, 2024

Legit crying BAALNOOOOR

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Aidan Boyle · October 11, 2024

Omg Matt Colville mentioned! Would you all do a Draw Steel mini campaign at some point?

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Frogndog · October 11, 2024

Cupped up in holy preparation for episode sixxxty niiiine!!

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Kyle Corbett · October 11, 2024

Hey, not sure if anyone from NADDPOD will read this, but I just want to say thank you. I think it’s gonna be a somewhat mental and emotional burden to know you are generating content so many people have come to rely and depend on. Literally in my office head down on the desk for five minutes then I realize it’s Friday which means new episode and my day got better. Thank you.

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Mr. Dude Sky · October 11, 2024

One of the best sodes. A true rollercoaster of emotions. Starting with a WHO cover into an amazing combat and dropping with a true tragedy only to be lifted again by our Bag-Dad.

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Derrick Collins · October 11, 2024

Another great one. The dentist!!!

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Emily's Autumn Apple #NotFuji · October 11, 2024

...Chicken

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Jake Alcott · October 11, 2024

Pretty neat!

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Alexander Ray · October 11, 2024

THICK ‘SODE!!!!

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Retail Hell Court Jester · October 11, 2024

Nice

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Shy-senpai · October 11, 2024

I cannot believe the ending. I felt Emily's "fuck yous".

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Chandler Rice · October 11, 2024

Great episode guys! Y'all are awesome!

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Tavitafish · October 11, 2024

The dentist in this episode reminds me of that dentist in WW2 who fought in the Pacific

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Noah Mccullough · October 11, 2024

Thank you guys so much for all the hard work on the pod. Drop just made my night

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Sam Ninegar · October 11, 2024

Cupped up

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Ebony-Rose Ellis · October 11, 2024

nice

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Weston Thorman · October 11, 2024

I thought for sure the young stag was going to be a pebblepot, but this is so much better haha

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Nitzan Harel · October 11, 2024

I wanna hear all the unused rhymes/intros that were written but tossed aside for the sake of a gag

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Lamp · October 11, 2024

BAGGIN IT?!

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Chrys · October 11, 2024

This combat is incredible, also the intro makes me think of Honk Bonk Figonk from Eldermourne lmao

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Zanna · October 11, 2024

truly the comeback we never saw coming

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Witch of the Wandering Thought · October 11, 2024

😭😭😭

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Bev Bressette · October 11, 2024

Holy shit, I just got done re-listening campaign 1 less than 3 days ago and now we are blessed to have our good old dad back

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Emily's Autumn Apple #NotFuji · October 11, 2024

Our Bag-Dad

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Hashtaggles · October 11, 2024

Well thanks Murphy, I cried over the end at work.

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han!!!! · October 11, 2024

i’m really really loving ode to the archipelago… the recent music has just been so lovely

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alli · October 11, 2024

the a tale’s end pull was already great and then it got better. and also what the fuck (/pos)

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Gregory Smolarski · October 11, 2024

The smug “my ac is 28” is killin me

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Alan Ma · October 11, 2024

SIXTY NIIIIIIINE I'm darknutting I'm darknutting I'm darknutting

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margot d · October 11, 2024

Guys I’m losing my mind

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Nick Lerche · October 11, 2024

Murphy w the clutch timing

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Savannah Harvey · October 11, 2024

new C3 ep? released today? on my birthday? for ME???? YOU SPOIL ME 2 CREW let’s goooooo

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Proopypants · October 11, 2024

happy birthday savannah!!!

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Professor Pratt · October 11, 2024

Almost first🤓

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Evelyn! · October 11, 2024

Murph quietly pleading “what the fuck?” after “Cupped up and I suck” what an incredible start

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Haley Amplo · October 11, 2024

I am having the worst day and I really needed this <3

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Hashtaggles · October 11, 2024

an early ep that’s 2 hours You spoil me

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Kayli · October 11, 2024

Nice

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A. Lee. S · October 11, 2024

Glad someone said it.

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Elandriel · October 11, 2024

Amazing timing! I just finished the latest Rotating Heroes.

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Xanian Jamfalcon · October 11, 2024

Nice.

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gnomesaiyan101 101 · October 11, 2024

I’m gonna cry if this is the last episode

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Meapyboy1234567 · October 11, 2024

Oh dang an early ep. Thanks you guys for this.

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Zachary Mullins · October 11, 2024

such wonderful timing

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Hammy · October 11, 2024

Nice

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Clever Innuendo · October 11, 2024

You just made my bike ride home all the better

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Nova · October 11, 2024

Bless this perfect timing when I’m driving home from work!! 💚

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Mason McCauley · October 11, 2024

It would be so funny if Murph ended the campaign on episode 69

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Proopypants · October 11, 2024

TAZ: Balance (my second fave DnD pod!) iconically has exactly 69 episodes <3 !

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Meletios · October 11, 2024

Nice.

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Kellyd · October 11, 2024

Some real throwback music on the list for this ep!!!