Surprise Round! - Bonus Scenarios: A GrandLad's Picnic
Surprise Surprise! Discussion Master Tanner and his Bounding Buddies are back with even more outrageous hypotheticals. Thanks so much to everyone who submitted!
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That last one, totally take it and gear up like a baseball catcher that or turn it into a game show and make more than $1k...like Caldwell is now saying lol
Shrek in a pool supply store sounds like a hallucination from someone mixing pool chemicals.
Soccer shorts specifically do not have pockets @caldwell
There’s a scene in The Shaggy Dog where Tim Allen is bounding on all fours trying to catch a cat and I swear to god it’s the scariest thing I’ve ever seen
what do we think of tottenham??
Shit
for the record, yogi bear dropped my sister on her head when she was a baby
why would he do that
Re-listening to C1 - in EP. 48: Escape From Fairy Mountain, they're taking about the Bear Prince, and Jake calls Yogi Bear evil 😂 along with Winnie the Pooh. Turns out they were both in the NADDPOD universe long ago. (EP. 48 10:23)
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBR6CiSR2z0/?igsh=d3lucThzMHVlNGlp Have y'all seen this? I feel like y'all should see this 😂😂
Just for the record, there’s been some falsehoods shared in this episode, professional soccer kits do not have pockets in their shorts
How do you carry your nuts then???
I don't care if it has basically nothing to do with D&D, Surprise Round is one of the funniest segments this podcast has ever had. I hope it never stops
Caldwell calling it a "dangler" made me gag a bit... something about that is so vile
I'm not sure if Emily specifically said she hadn't seen Shrek or she just didn't recall it much, but if she hadn't it'll be a treat especially since she already has a permanent mike Meyers voice in her head, might as well make it two!
Emily seems to not have seen most things like Jar Jar binks or Yogi bear xD
“These feel like real ogre cheeks” is really not something I expected to hear from Murph, and I can’t stop laughing.
Could you imagine trying to be the “cool dad” who rolls up to Trunk or Treat with the candy haul of the century for your neighbors kids and you end up getting speedbagged in the nuggets by a guy in a very convincing Inspector Gadget costume without context?
Wait you guys are Tottenham fans? Grow up and do better....😁
Um has Emily ever seen Shrek?? If not a mixed bag must be recorded after watching the original
how quickly were the jar jars multiplying
Mr Shrek can I clap those real ogre cheeks?
"Inspector Gadget is very dangerous... but I believe I could protect my nuts enough that they're not pulverized by Inspector Gadget" -Brian Murphy, 2024
Raya would never miscalculate such a simple play.
I highly recommend that this group watch Harvey Birdman Season 1 Episode 4, where Yogi Bear is an eco terrorist planting bombs in pik-a-nik baskets. They also have a Flinstones episode where they’re a mafia family (S1E6: the Dabba Don)
I'm registering to C1 and Jake calls Yogi Bear dangerous when talking about the Bear Prince 😂
Can’t believe they forced me to listen to sports talk on my nonsense podcast!!! I legit was so confused when they started listing soccer (ig literally don’t know what they were saying) players. Like what?! Emily knows sports but not yogi bear?? I’ve been betrayed by my nonsense/no-logic podcast😂😂
Caldwell I love the mad libs: Surprise Roll. This is my pitch for “Chromatic Core” after chromatic orb which uses the same dice. “Groomsh Libs” cause it’s funny. “Multiverse of Mad-Libs”.
Dick-punch workaround. Open your trunk while wearing your tank and cup. Easy solve.
Ayyyy they picked my go go gadget surprise!
Can really feel the absence of the Grinch
it was a tough one, but we pulled through
Caldwell being so sure that football shorts have pockets is equally bizarre and endearing.
I would love if the books and surprise round alternated, because I like both of them
I love Surprise Round!!!!!
There is a socer player named Rene Higuita that once saved a goal with a scorpion kick.
Grade A stuff. Also, the smash at the end of the opening sting always puts me in the mindset of being attacked by an enemy in Final Fantasy X...
1000 dollar indestructible cup’nn
incredible questions
“i think i could save Shrek’s swamp” —brian murphy, spoken with the most confidence i’ve ever heard in a man in my entire life
His immense devotion to the ogres of that franchise was surprising & endearing.
Love y’all so much but surprise round hasn’t been doing it for me. I’m missing 8 bit book club and d&d court!! Currently on my campaign 1 re-listen and I’m reminded of the joy I found stumbling on NADDPod back in the beginning of 2018 when there were only 5 episodes out. On the off chance u read this, the choose ur own adventure eps are what I told people about to spread word of 8BBC back in the day. Much love and thanks for everything 💗
I can’t believe we haven’t considered that Sebulba would be hanging from the top of the goal
I absolutely despise the fact that they could have chosen literally any team in the world to support and they chose spurs. The literal worst one.
It makes me so sad that they’re Tottenham fans😭
Poor Ahmed Best. Do you ever wonder if he could go back to the late 90s and not take the call from Lucas?
At least he was taken care of by Disney SW and got to be a Jedi who saves Groku.
At first im like, “hey, I kinda like water parks too.” Then Jake reminds me and I immediately regret my first thought and question life choices.
You thought you got off Grinch less???? HELL, no
Re: snacking during soccer.. earlier this season (end of March) during a Philadelphia Union match one of our midfielders, Quinn Sullivan, pulled a banana out of thin air (pocket perhaps??) and was eating it on the field. There's several pics/kids of him running down the pitch with it in his hand.
Snacks are one thing but that banana peel is clearly a slipping hazard. He should get carded for cartoon mischief!
My girlfriend loves surprise round and got me an actual life sized Grinch costume for Halloween. I'm waiting for a live show in Cali so I can wear it with my duck team shirt
"Grinch costume with no head", sounds like why my last relationship ended😎😎😎
Loved this episode and idea. Even funnier I rolled a nat 1 same time Caldwell did. Lol
If I’m not mistaking, in the Matthew Broderick Inspector Gadget movie, a guy gets his nuts squeezed really hard by Inspector Gadget and it makes his voice go really high or something. There is a precedent and it looks painful.
Please go back to 8 bit book club
You guys should watch “Halloween is Grinch Night” for this months mixed bag, it’s free on YouTube!
2003 Honda civic take the deal and have a remote trunk release solenoid installed.
you’re gonna hit that button and watch as an opening appears near the pedals, you cannot change this fate
Surprise round might actually take over DND court as my favorite content from them. I do miss the tortle tank with how random the amounts of eggs were
Can't wait for the new Shrek film where Adam Sandler voices a pool boy who saves Shrek's swamp!
Love to hear my spurs getting some love. Hate to hear my goat son is hurt tho.
For the magical Civic trunk, why would I risk losing my beans instead of selling the car to someone who’s into that? They get tens of thousands of dollars per year and a dream come true. I get however much I can convince them to pay for it without risking my own safety, hopefully enough to buy a normal car in a newer model.
Good to see them leaning into high fantasy in SR… that’s the only way Tottenham would ever have a chance of winning trophies.
I can suspend my disbelief of a bullywug being able to pull off the Hugh Grant stutter, but no way is Saliba letting that through ball through. He's gonna have Son in his pocket all game.
Adding a back story to Grand Lad would of made that choice balanced. Like 50 years ago your grandma got lost in the national park and died of starvation chasing after a bear that stole her picnic basket but he has no proof it was yogi.
The first magical trunk gift will be a 1000 dollar codpiece.
Glad to see I’m not the only one who had this thought
49:45 - Thing about Cricket with Snacks is Cricket Test Matches are usually scheduled for 5 days but can end earlier if the game moves fast so in England matches, it's sometimes said the team is hoping play last until Sunday so when they break for Lunch then, they can have a traditional British Sunday Roast at the ground.
i like how this episode sounds like a surprise seminar
These were a little one choice. I'm not murdering Yogi Bear.
Grand lad you lied to me 😠
I CANT BELIEVE YOU CHOSE MY SUBMISSION!! AAAAHHHH I LOVE IT!!
It honestly never stops being funny that Emily needs explanations of who core, multi-generarional, household pop culture icons like Yogi Bear are
Every time Caldwell casually referenced a well-known Yogi Bear fact and Emily responded with a super genuine, “Really?” I died laughing
Easy, see the future. Wear a mask 😷
Everytime I hear about Yogi Bear I can't think of anything but the cadence where BooBoo (sp?) takes out Yogi and Ranger Rick with a gun.
murph using his pool boy backstory to save shrek's swamp is so hilariously beautiful and now it makes even more perfect sense that he created kugrash, top tier filthy druid energy
Just finished the first episode at work and now get to listen to this omw home 🤘🤘
Snagglepuss is my favorite NADDPOD recurring character
let’s gooooo just finished the first
It’s surprising even to me how quickly I click on these notifications.
Caldwell is the surprise master - let him cook Murph
Sometimes you can just feel a new episode coming and you open the app 5 seconds before getting the notification. This is bound to be a good one
I was staring at patreon.. hit refresh and *boom* new episode