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October 1, 2024

Mixed Bag of Holding: The Personality Quiz Gauntlet

The 2 Crew each take a different Personality Quiz then share their results! Tears are shed. Truths are revealed. Life Choices are questioned. And that's JUST during the Sonic section!


To play along, use the quiz links below:

FLINTSTONES QUIZ

DONKEY KONG QUIZ

SONIC QUIZ

ANIMORPHS QUIZ

Best of luck! May this Normal Drawing of Tails guide your decisions.

Comments (148)

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Peregrine · October 18, 2026

Pebbles, Funky, Tails (dancing), Tobias

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Damian · October 11, 2026

Okay, in order I got: Barney K Rool Miles 'Tails' Prower Jake

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PerculiarPen · May 19, 2026

Way late to this party but i got Barney, Funky Kong, tails and Jake. I too have stolen waves and valor 😔

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aiyana graham art · May 2, 2026

when i originally took the quiz the fanart was still tails with Hips but unfortunately they have since changed it

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riskutforthebriskut · April 9, 2026

lmao covid worked on them

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Loggoose · April 8, 2026

Barney, cranky Kong, Tails, Jake

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Ryan · March 16, 2026

Pebbles, Funky Kong, Sonic, Jake

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Lilli of the bog · February 17, 2026

The

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Cyrus · November 10, 2025

You can take stupid quizzes and want to help people, I hope at least, as an aspiring epidemiology & hopeful eventual EIS officer and lover of this podcast let’s hope these things can coexist :’)

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Grays the Fae · March 29, 2026

Oh my gosh, fellow aspiring epi! I hope one day we’re in the EIS together and can talk about this ridiculous podcast

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Townes · October 2, 2025

Flintstones Emily indeed did catch on

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Destyn Packett · July 19, 2025

In dk64 funky is legit ex military

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Sam · June 7, 2025

I got Barney, Funky Kong, Tails the Fox, and Cassie. As someone whose entire knowledge of all four franchises comes exclusively from this podcast, I am thrilled with my results.

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Lognan · May 2, 2025

I got Betty, Funky Kong, Tails breakdancing, and Jake

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Lee Mulkins · April 20, 2025

i got Fred, Funky Kong, Normal Tails, and Tobias

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The Grinch (feral) · April 4, 2025

I got Betty, king k-rool, “tails jumpscare” (with another different strange gif), and the ellimist. So idk what that says about me but like, at least I got range

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M. Hedrick · January 4, 2025

my blunt rotation: Barney Funky Kong Tails Tobias

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Zanna · December 30, 2024

Cassie, Tails the Fox (cute gif version), and Funky Kong

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Rafael C · December 22, 2024

Okay so naddpod MBTI just dropped: Barney K Rool Tails the Fox¹ Tobias (¹ but it seems like there's ~7 possible tails results and only one for sonic, knuckles and amy each? either that or they're just different gifs. I got the screaming fucked up Tails btw)

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J. Gro · October 23, 2024

Barney, K Rool, Tails with the same gif but different description than either on the podcast, and Jake.

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Pip · October 15, 2024

I hope I’m not the only person that snoozes my alarm first thing 😅 I got Barney, k rool, tails the hips don’t lie and Tobias. Any other bktt-ers out there?

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Saoirse · October 8, 2024

As a Dixie Kong, I'm number one and always get picked first, even though I'm not in smash

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Crescent Minor · October 7, 2024

Okay, Murph, you knew this was coming: I vote for the big Animorphs quiz!

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Thanatos · October 5, 2024

I got Barney, Funky Kong, Tails, and Jake lol

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margot d · October 5, 2024

I made an in-depth Naddpod U-quiz so like maybe check that out yall

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Amy Bergeron · October 11, 2024

I got Moonshine!!! :D

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margot d · October 5, 2024

I got Barney, Kiddy Kong, Tails, and Tobias

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Glenn D AKA Mcdoogins · October 4, 2024

I got Based Betty, War Criminal K Ruul, Cursed Tails, and Marco

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Glenn D AKA Mcdoogins · October 4, 2024

I never picked gossiping or shopping and got Betty 😕

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Jenna H · October 4, 2024

Gonna tell people my horoscope is barney sun, donkey kong moon, regular not thicc tails rising.

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Hamerin · October 4, 2024

They should do a Naddpod personality quiz and see which character they are

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Amanda Pruitt · October 4, 2024

Truly honored to have split evenly with Caldwell and Emily: Barney and Tobias, Tails and Funky Kong

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kimbo ★彡 · October 4, 2024

asian drinking vinegar is actually quite good.... when it's really hot out and you get iced vinegar it's really great! sorta.... kombucha-like, maybe?? i would've picked that one but cinnabon always hurts my stomach...

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aiyana graham art · October 4, 2024

very upset that I got tails and was greeted with that gif

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aiyana graham art · October 4, 2024

"you like to kidnap people" had me rolling

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Bebs · October 4, 2024

ME AND CALDWELL GOT THE SAME ONE ON EVERY QUIZ. Caldwell, let’s get a drink sometime my man!

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SoupLightning · October 4, 2024

I got Betty, Donkey Kong, Tobias, and Amy Rose. I typed Diddy Kong. Murph is a coward.

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Dease Knoughts · October 3, 2024

I never clicked show less so quickly

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Ben · October 3, 2024

I got Barney, Amy Rose, Jake, and Donkey Kong

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Beef · October 3, 2024

Why's tails presenting so hard

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Hammy · October 3, 2024

Stickerbrush Symphony from Donkey Kong Country 2 is one of the most beautiful things ever created by a human

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Yuncle Ben · October 3, 2024

Murgg-errr. Caldwell is so good at that voice.

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Derrick Collins · October 3, 2024

Listening to how moved Jake was, I took the sonic quiz. I got Shadow

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Olivia M · October 3, 2024

Okay this is weird but Jake have you considered seeing a pelvic floor physical therapist for your frequent urination? Because you should be able to sleep through most nights without getting up to pee, and it might be an issue with not being able to fully relax your pelvic floor. That’s what it was for me at least lol

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Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds · October 3, 2024

I know today isn't the right day and Im waiting for the next upload but HAPPY BIRTHDAY MURPH

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Leah S. · October 3, 2024

It sounds like Murph works a lot, I hope he is able to take time for himself. Also, I got the number two of Tails, it has a different gif.

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Vicarbatman · October 3, 2024

Barney, cranky kong, tails, and jake

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Austin Tunis · October 3, 2024

Betty, Funky Kong, Tails and Jake!

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Stations & Starships · October 2, 2024

I happily support a podcast of Betty's and Barney's.

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Wicker · October 2, 2024

I love that Echidna, Ancient Greek Mother of Monsters and partner of Typhon comes to Emily’s mind first and she had no idea that echidnas, smol spiny anteaters, were actual animals that exist. An absolute Icon.

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Bebs · October 2, 2024

Shout out to my Barney, k rool, tails, and Marco stans!!

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frogwithhumanhands · October 2, 2024

i'm going to take every jake insult on dungeon court personally now bc i got all the same answers as him

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Jen M · October 2, 2024

Pebbles, Funky Kong, Tails and Cassie

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Chaos Goblin · October 2, 2024

Betty Tails Funky Kong and Cassie

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Andrew Burgess · October 2, 2024

Me looking at my other tab that had jib jig paused while Murph discussed his love of listening to dkc music made me feel seen

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Shane C · October 2, 2024

Thank god I got Barney 😮‍💨

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Michael Singer · October 2, 2024

Having a bad week so I went back to your 8 bit book club runs through metal city Mayhem, thanks for recording an even worse time than what I’m having!

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華偉 曾 · October 2, 2024

DAMN THAT TAILS IS THICC

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chris Mcgrew · October 2, 2024

I came to see the Comments, but was blindsided by a very thick tails, thank you 2 crew I shall always see miles the thick tails prower....... 😅

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EmperorGreed · October 2, 2024

I need the too in depth animorphs personality quiz murph

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EmperorGreed · October 2, 2024

Like the link to take myself i recognize that it's probably not great radio

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Soo Loo Candles · October 2, 2024

Wait Jake was definitely lying about picking the swordfish right? I’m with Tanner on this one

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Eos · October 2, 2024

I got Betty, Funky Kong, Tails the Fox, and Jake

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xatlern · October 2, 2024

It's so funny because when Elastigirl was mentioned in one of the quizzes I was thinking about the memes about her and the "Pixar mom ass" then when I come back to the episode to look at the full description, Tails in that fanart fully has Pixar mom hips 🤦‍♀️

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Emil · October 2, 2024

I can't decide if it would be funnier to look out my window to see a stranger feed my dog a treat and then sprint away without a word or specifically Internet DnD celebrity Emily Axford doing it

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tarabelle the marabelle · October 2, 2024

Barney, Dixie Kong, Big the Cat (????) and Tobias very relieved that Emily also got Tobias but excuse me, who the heck is Big the Cat???

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Clever Innuendo · October 2, 2024

This might be a shock, but he's a big cat. He's been part of the games since '98, and has a fishing mini game that caused more broken controllers than an N64 game that needed you to rotate the analog stick for a QTE.

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Jeffrey H. · October 2, 2024

Barney, Funky, Tails, and Jake. The sonic quiz has a section called top 10 quiz results, 7 of them are tails with different art on each spot. Knuckles, sonic, and amy rose take up the last three slots

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Julia Comer · October 3, 2024

A fellow BFTJ personality type here 🫡

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Gwilson · October 2, 2024

With this near bonanza of Flintstones content, I feel like I should let people know that there is a Flintstones TV special about Fred being racist (against Halloween monsters) called "The Flintstones New Neighbors." Barney takes a stand against Fred's bigotry pretty quickly.

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Scotty · October 2, 2024

Barney, funky Kong, knuckles, and Rachel for me!

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beefclapper420 · October 2, 2024

I somehow got joey for all 4, Im just that cool of a guy

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Vilaykham Sukhaseum · October 2, 2024

Tag yourself: I like to believe I am a mixed between The Witcher Full Season Review and Sonic Underground

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Witpending · October 2, 2024

I want to be Erotic Book Report but I know I'm Tub Brisket Character Workshop

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Vaelyhn · October 1, 2024

Please do a whole episode with the super in depth Animorphs quiz that Murph skipped!

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Evan · October 1, 2024

One day the results of these 4 quizzes will be used to calculate every American citizen's credit score

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Evan · October 1, 2024

Barney Funky Tails (thicc gif included) and Rachel btw

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Meapyboy1234567 · October 1, 2024

That is a very thick thighed Tails. (also doesn't he have 3 tails?)

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Riley Davis · October 1, 2024

The third one is removable...😳

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Shel B Kennas fav SG wishing you a happy Bog-oween · October 1, 2024

Betty, Tails, Funky Kong (this is ridiculous), and Cassie!

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TK · October 1, 2024

Barney, King K Rool, Thicc Tails, and Rachel 🙃

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gerard · October 1, 2024

Got tails for the sonic quiz, no ample hips tho

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Grass · October 1, 2024

Murph, have you figured out the solution to my social anxiety with faction points??

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Evil Grimace · October 1, 2024

So I actually did the Sonic quiz twice, and got Tails both times. However, it was only the first attempt that gave me Tails with the birthing hips and the second gave me a completely different Tails gif. 🤔

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Psykodactyle · October 2, 2024

Which answers do you need forn thicc tails? I got two different non-cheeked up ones

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Melissa Titus · October 1, 2024

I always considered myself more of a Murph but I got all the same answers as Caldwell 🤔

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DK Donkey Kong · October 1, 2024

Barney's for life. #Rubble

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Sean · October 1, 2024

Time Quangle, but you randomly choose one of the four characters you got on these quizzes

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Witch of the Wandering Thought · October 1, 2024

I took the quizzes and I got Caldwell. Weird lol

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August · October 1, 2024

I got all the same as Caldwell. We are mindmelded

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Melissa Titus · October 1, 2024

Same here 👯‍♀️

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Jason Ramirez · October 1, 2024

I came here to see the can art of tails with motherly hips... Was not disappointed

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Charlotte G · October 1, 2024

Absolutely not on topic but relistening to twilight Santorum and reaaallly wanting more now that it’s October…

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Pyt · October 1, 2024

I got Pebbles, Dixie, Big the Cat, Jake.

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Eat Your Art Veggies · October 1, 2024

Appreciate the shout out to Math Blaster! I wouldn't say edutainment worked, per se, but I was fully here for it when I was in grade school.

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Lia · October 1, 2024

The Sonic one feels like the starting game quiz from Ogre Battle 64

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Alex Willging · October 1, 2024

I got Barney, K Rool, Tails, and Cassie. One of these is not like the others!

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Del · October 1, 2024

I got Barney, Funky, and Jake. I couldn’t get the sonic quiz to work :/ but I got tails on another quiz.

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BrandedNerd · October 1, 2024

Betty, Dixie (the quiz creator also loves Dixie based on the write up), Tails (not the thick version though), Tobias

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Kaitlyn Nuzzi · October 1, 2024

drop the animorphs 35 question quiz Murph

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Stephen C suggests The Thing on the Fourble Board · October 1, 2024

You know who's a Fred? Amir.

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ASHNRider · October 1, 2024

Betty, diddy, tails, Marco. All around I guess I’m a tag along. Hahaha

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Mortimer Lunch · October 1, 2024

I wanna see this thicc Miles Tails Prower, but I refuse to google “thicc Miles Tails Prower” for very obvious reasons

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Psykodactyle · October 2, 2024

It's in the episode description, in case you haven't seen it yet:)

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Claytron · October 1, 2024

Pebbles, DK, Tails, Tobias

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Adam Kepper · October 1, 2024

You should do this again but roleplaying as the band of boobs... It would be s tier content.

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thiswayjose · October 1, 2024

wild there wasn't a Grinch/Seuss quiz

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Tori · October 1, 2024

"Avenging the murder of your brother is Jakebaiting" made me inhale sharply irl. How quickly we forget our cool friend Ax. (SPOILERS!!!) How quickly we forget that Jake arranged his own brother's murder and that also killed Rachel

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Hannah · October 1, 2024

betty, funky, tails (THICC!!) and marco

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Fox · October 1, 2024

Hell yeah Donkey Kong Country Sound Track! Played it for my Before-School Care kids this morning, and damn is it perfect

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Squirrelly Girlie the not very girlie squirrel · October 1, 2024

Pebbles, Funky, Tails, Cassie

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Santa Grinch Hugging HumBaba and two Fairies · October 1, 2024

Betty Rubble, Diddy Kong, Big The Cat, and Jake

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Tana · October 1, 2024

Pebbles, k rool!?!, tails and Marco. I am okay with heroically morphing into a duck, I guess.

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Clair Baker · October 1, 2024

In DK64 Funky was there one who supplied the Kongs with guns. Jeez fake DK fans over here

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Mios the Great · October 1, 2024

Barney, Funky, Tails, Jake

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Britnatz · October 1, 2024

The sonic quiz is so wild for giving different answers be the same character. I also got Tails but I DIDN'T GET THIC TAILS which is devastating!

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Melissa Titus · October 1, 2024

Me too 😣

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Kellyd · October 1, 2024

Absolutely fuck yes

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Heroic Soul · October 1, 2024

Pebbles (though change my last answer to hard-work Barney), Funky Kong, Amy, Jake.

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Bransy330 · October 1, 2024

I have run the gauntlet and come out the other side as Betty, Funky Kong, Tails, and Cassie

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Heroic Soul · October 1, 2024

But they were all deceived, for another pillar was made. In the land of Whoville, in the shadows of Mount Crumpit existed a fifth Pillar. There are at least 3 distinctive Grinch. (60s, Carey, and Illumination) not to mention the countless musicals. Which one are you?

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Jess Mosher · October 1, 2024

I love my life

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Abe C · October 1, 2024

Amir is definitely NADDPOD’s Fred Flintstone

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Mortimer Lunch · October 1, 2024

Imagine a one shot where they play as 2 Barney’s, 2 Betty’s, and then the BBEG is Amir as Fred. Incredible.

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Blue Bee · October 1, 2024

It's so funny that the Sonic quiz was literally Sonic > Tails > Knuckles > Amy for every question, in that order

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CommodoreBlue · October 1, 2024

No more accidentally losing all the answers for 3 people at the last second? These guys have really stepped it up

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Antonio · October 1, 2024

I got Big the Cat

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Tavitafish · October 1, 2024

I love the way Caldwell reads the answers for the animorphs quiz

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NowWhatComix · October 1, 2024

Betty, King K Rool, Sonic, and Jake

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Alex R · November 3, 2024

I got Betty, K Rool, Tails, and Jake! lol I was taking it as I listened and got excited I almost did a full Murph run

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Yara · October 1, 2024

my Quiz Gauntlet personality type is BFTC (Barney, Funky, Tails, Cassie)

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Sage · October 1, 2024

Omg i actually got eggman

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Sage · October 1, 2024

You resemble Dr. Eggman, the notorious genius and mastermind behind numerous schemes! Your reserved nature and clever manipulation strategies show that you thrive on intellect and ambition. Much like Eggman, you have a desire for control and power, often viewing rules as tools to enforce your vision

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ashton r · October 1, 2024

I got Barney, K Rool, Knuckles, and Cassie

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Cam The Spooky Frog Man, William Schitz Cousin · October 1, 2024

I got Barney, Diddy, Knuckles, And Marco

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NowWhatComix · October 1, 2024

I got King K Rool too Murph it has to be the big city choice

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Tana · October 1, 2024

Okay I got k rool and went no where near the big city!

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JackJack · October 1, 2024

Thicc tails, in my Naddpod?

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Neil Dutton · October 1, 2024

I can't believe it's taken this long for Murph to be canceled for all his kidnappings.

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Mr.Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot (aka The penguin) · October 1, 2024

I definitely didn't hear the b in "which bag are you?" 💀

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Thomas Rawls · October 1, 2024

This came at the perfect time for a night of insomnia 🫶

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Brayan Martinez · October 1, 2024

great intro guys loving it

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Connor Burris · October 1, 2024

That Tails is hip, different, and I’m into him

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Pendergreens’ Sick Ibanez · October 1, 2024

I enjoyed that his hips are different

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · October 1, 2024

What can possibly be a better judge of personality than this chaotic quartet?

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emilythecoffeewench · October 1, 2024

Ayy I just relistened to 3 Jon Snows and Merry and Merry

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BigFred78 · October 1, 2024

Tails got them hips

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Jake Taylor · October 1, 2024

I was here