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September 27, 2024

C3 Ep. 68: Dearly Departed (A Faerie Tale Ending)

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Duck Team scrambles to escape Shadowfell and rescue their captured allies! Calder defends his strange undergarments, Sol plays peacekeeper, and Callie resolves to save the last serpent.

Music / Sound Effects Include: 

“A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford.

"Langston" by Emily Axford.

"Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.

"Conspiracy in the Clouds" by Emily Axford.

"The Red Fen" by Emily Axford.

"Montgomery Manor" by Emily Axford.

"Shadowfell" by Emily Axford.

"Two for Tea" by Emily Axford.

"Shock at the Dock" by Emily Axford.

"Mothership Lobby" by Emily Axford.

"Frankie" by Emily Axford.

"All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.

"Soul Coins" by Emily Axford.

"In the Dark of Dusk" by Emily Axford.

"The Fabric of Fate" by Emily Axford.

"The Feywild" by Emily Axford.

"Titan of Air" by Emily Axford.

"Sea Beast" by Emily Axford.

"Alanis" by Emily Axford.

"The Multiverse" by Emily Axford.

"Into the Planar Pool" by Emily Axford.

"Spearmint & Tea Leaves" by Emily Axford.

"Kingshammer" by Emily Axford.

"A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford.

Comments (87)

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Compound27 · September 18, 2026

Feel like the Serpent Queen should be mad at Oberron for getting her kids mixed up in this

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Compound27 · September 18, 2026

"oh fuck you" sent me lol also "who throws a shoe" great pull

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Hipster · January 30, 2026

Murph: “You see spotlights shining in through the holes in the walls—“ Me: ??? Murph: “—before goblins on rappelling ropes—“ Me: “WHAT!”

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Faith Huisman · April 7, 2025

Them forcing Alvin to stay and then bullying him for being there and ruining the moment killed me.

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Faith Huisman · April 6, 2025

Cup and a tank off the bat is wild 😭

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Rafael C · December 19, 2024

literally iconic ep. no notes. love the serpents, love the stakes, love Albyn and Ma Goblin and Darg. i hope Grem shows up!

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Kenzi Perkins · December 6, 2024

“Who throws a shoe?!” The J&A reference ❤️

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Axel Ember · October 19, 2024

So wait is duck team effectivly immortal if their lives are bound to the snakes?

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Pitlane Pilot · October 12, 2024

I’m gonna need to see a picture of this grinch dice box

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Cooper Erikson · October 11, 2024

Just here to point out caldwell's combining of a copperhead and a cottonmouth into coppermouth.

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Aaron Gibson · April 30, 2025

Came looking for this comment. Thank you!

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Pali Endi · October 5, 2024

Did Caldwell plug voting as they started play? 🤣 “I ALSO got an 18!” (Quietly) “Let’s legally vote!”

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ChungleDownBingus · October 5, 2024

Just waiting for one of Murph’s Lil Guys to call them out for gaslighting every NPC they meet Esp. a talking flower, a rat man, or any kind of goblin

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Kelley · October 5, 2024

Jake always manages to say the most perfectly funny things in the most random moments, "Did you just call me your best friend?" was 10/10

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Zisel · October 1, 2024

Omg... How did it take me this long: _Autumn_atons.

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Gearbox · October 1, 2024

I can hear the d&d court now. "After me and my friends made a really daring escape and jumped into the ocean, he kinda took away our agency and said we just passed out and woke up disarmed, disrobed, and tied up, and surrounded by vampires. Now, we did repeatedly pester him for two weeks about wanting to meet vampires but this feels weird. Are we cool?"

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Carlos Vasquez · October 1, 2024

Alvin at the end had me in tears 😂

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The BloodGod · October 1, 2024

Alvin is so unhinged lmao

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StarsPaw-Pawn · October 1, 2024

SO glad I listened all the way to the end for this one. Psyched to see the Star Wars coin make an appearance in the next Surprise Round

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Zachary Armstrong · September 30, 2024

Murph knows what he's doing alright

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Liam Nicholson · September 30, 2024

We NEED to see this Grinch dice box! (Or hell, it might even be the Grinch!)

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Hornleaf · September 30, 2024

https://www.reddit.com/r/NotAnotherDnDPodcast/comments/1f3b82r/ns_or_hell_it_could_be_the_actual_grinch_himself/

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happylinlin00 · September 29, 2024

faking out of a vampire arc with a fireball is SO fucking funny

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Totally Offside · September 29, 2024

The "cup and a tank" fan art for this is going to be unhinged.

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Jette Nielsen · September 29, 2024

I'm not crying, you're crying!

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Glenn D AKA Mcdoogins · September 28, 2024

Murph really has the NPC names down this season!

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Полина Милашевская · September 28, 2024

Great episode

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Ellie P · September 28, 2024

Storm of radiance?!

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victheterror · September 28, 2024

jake’s gd “who throws a shoe” got me so bad icb nobody noticed 😂 (also am aware it got picked up on the short rest it just made me giggle 😂)

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Suzanna DePeri · September 28, 2024

What level is the crew now?

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Savor_The_Robot · September 28, 2024

A war in Alvin’s name!

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JB · September 28, 2024

Callie adds +20 to persuasion… good lord.

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Mortimer Lunch · September 28, 2024

Callie’s favorite comic strip is Peanuts, confirmed.

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · September 28, 2024

I adore the pettiness amongst the friends and acquaintances!

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · September 28, 2024

That Peanuts comment! Bet Jake was confused. Well played Caldwell!

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Droxi · September 28, 2024

Serpentheart!

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Lydia Tresse; · September 28, 2024

I guess Foster got left to be eaten by the vampires since no one ever looked for him. #BringBackPawPaw

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Adam Kepper · September 28, 2024

Definitely went through my mind the entire time they were shackled.

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TitoDarko · September 28, 2024

Holy molly chills and goosebumps at the end

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Michael Nagle · September 27, 2024

Murph’s Scared Straight Opening

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Tucker Collins · September 27, 2024

https://www.reddit.com/r/NotAnotherDnDPodcast/s/WrPPJvO0JY

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Sand Panda · September 27, 2024

Dope the Grinch Dice box made it. I saw it on reddit few weeks back.

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Rick · September 27, 2024

Hey Murph, if you're looking for a cosmic earth-based flight for Honeysuckle. Magnetism & gravity manipulation

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Neil Dutton · September 27, 2024

Callie's flawless character development ruined by Emily's irrational hatred of Peanuts!!

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Potato Muffin · September 27, 2024

You FOOL CALDWELL YOU'RE MIXING UP THE COTTONMOUTH WITH THE COPPERHEAD

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iamnotjackblack · September 27, 2024

Vampires getting raided by the feds is fucking wild, bravo murph

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David Lipscomb · September 27, 2024

Is Saul not rolling damage when he does stunning strike?

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tautcarabiner · September 27, 2024

Wait until Duck Team learns about codpieces

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Hammy · September 27, 2024

Murph literally blowing up the vampire arc with a fireball is so fucking funny

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Transfemmes4murph · September 27, 2024

This episode ending is so good! as the kingshammer theme plays and they tie their lives to the serpents its beautiful

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Kelly O'Connell · September 27, 2024

🥹 That ending! I actually got choked up. So good. "She speaks to you not like a queen, but like a mother." I'm dead.

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Stephen Fike · September 27, 2024

They got what they asked for 😂

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Windsock · September 27, 2024

Is there any chance that Emily will ever release her audio tracks for use in patron campaigns? I don't know about anyone else, but I'd love to use them.

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Brock Anderson · September 27, 2024

The reveal at 14:40 is perfect. So funny

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Sagerenee · September 27, 2024

I cackled such a cackle

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Filthy Guppy · September 27, 2024

AUTUMN-atons

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Anna Sun · September 27, 2024

Sol’s, “Joyvere’s going on Hot Ones!” took me out. Funniest show to go on after a political assassination. What would Sean even ask??

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Totally Offside · September 27, 2024

"When you worked the soft serve machine at the Faye Wild Dairy Queen in the summer of your junior year, what was your go-to secret menu blizzard?"

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Lokee Neuman · September 27, 2024

Wait this is awesome, the vampires are wearing BIRD MASKS! It's a reference to the recent dnd court episode about ravenloft!

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James Cherenzia · September 27, 2024

See now I'm excited for the inevitable throwdown with the Winter Courts legions of cowboys

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Leomund's Tiny Nut · September 27, 2024

Emily Dunkford starting Center for the spurs

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Totally Offside · September 27, 2024

1/8000 chance of the crew all hitting 18 on initiative. Neat!

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Alice S · September 28, 2024

It's 1/8000 of them specifically getting 18, but 1/400 of them all getting the same roll (all 1s, all 2s, all 3s, etc). Still wild tho!

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Vaelyhn · September 27, 2024

Take a picture of the Grinch box for us Emily!

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · September 27, 2024

Duck Team sucks! Will they get to suck as Wampires?!

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Michael P Mendoza · September 27, 2024

Thicc sode my dudes

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han!!!! · September 27, 2024

goddamn kingshammer finally coming back after almost a year for the perfect scene

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Eons Abroad · September 27, 2024

"A dullard nine" 🤣

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OceanTorrent · September 27, 2024

Spiteful Murphy is the best Murph xD

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Jake Alcott · September 27, 2024

Hey-o!

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Toblerone. jpg · September 27, 2024

not episode related but they just organized all the campaigns into playlists!!! thank yall so much I was struggling to find where i left off

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Ricardo, devotee of dice christ · September 27, 2024

so happy to see this on a friday morning for work! had a bad morning but being with my fave pod for it helps <3

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wick · September 27, 2024

Legendary actions but no legendary resistance?

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Caitlin Sales · September 27, 2024

night shift reporting for duty 2crew o7

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Sophie · September 27, 2024

Birthday episode hell yeah

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Hashtaggles · September 27, 2024

Not me just chanting yes out loud to this night shift treat being posted.

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kin · September 27, 2024

forgot this week was a campaign ep and now i am scared

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The 2 Crew blew through · September 27, 2024

15 minutes in and I'm *so* glad it's gone this way 🤣

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Lamp · September 27, 2024

10/10 Master Class DM session by Murph Baron Stunch is my favorite npc ever

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Evil Grimace · September 27, 2024

We love a late night Murph post 🙌🙌

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Clever Innuendo · September 27, 2024

Oh man, somehow I expected a long delay just because of the last ending, don't know why. Thrilled to be here.

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Matt A · September 27, 2024

One way that I always know I’m awake too late is when Murph posts a new episode lol

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Benjamin P Parson Gomberg · September 27, 2024

Looks like a thicc ‘sode

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The 2 Crew blew through · September 27, 2024

Wooooo!!

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mandy · September 27, 2024

WHY IS THE TITLE DEARLY DEPARTED WHY IS IT DEARLY DEPARTED IM SCARED

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Lokee Neuman · September 27, 2024

Can't wait to see where this goes with the campaign fully off the rails of where Murph thought they'd be

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Matthew Elias · September 27, 2024

1st