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September 6, 2018

Ep. 31: Walk the Plank (The Cutthroat Chronicles with Siobhan Thompson)

The Band of Boobs launch a rescue mission to save Ulfgar from fancy orc pirates! Hardwon goes bottomless, Bev beefs it, Moonshine acquires henchmen, and Apple does some wrasslin'. Siobhan Thompson joins us as "Field Elf" Barbarian Apple Scrumper!

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Seagulls" by Dobroide at Freesound.org.

"Sea Waves" by Owl at Freesound.org.

"Big Crowd Chatter" by Kyster at Freesound.org.

"Crowd in a Bar" by Leandros Ntounis at Freesound.org.

"Back Against the Wall" by Emily Axford.

"A Giant Among Men" by Emily Axford.

Comments (15)

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St.Christopher Coming to Town · September 24, 2026

Murph loves making the Moonor ship jokes. And I'm pretty sure it's just so he can flirt with his wife.

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BurtMcKraken · August 17, 2026

Nearly a TPK without Apple Scrumper

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Neil Dutton · February 25, 2026

"It's so they can't escape!" ...on the boat you are all on? Beverly has CTE.

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Kat ! · November 21, 2025

moonshine describing cows as "flashy donkeys with breasts" made me spit out my water

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Sara Johnson · November 7, 2025

love murph immediately bullying emily with balinor loudly talking about frenching moonshine

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Caitlin Sales · June 19, 2025

hardwon nude from the waist down.... a cup and a tank are timeless

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riddle me grinch · May 16, 2025

On my first relisten and omg I did not recall how close to a tpk this was 🤦‍♀️ dice Christ giveth, dice Christ taketh away.

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Myckeli · November 6, 2025

I love how Murph ties Balnor into the story later with Alanis. Truly a genius storytelling moment

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Amanda Samperi, Dungeon Docent in Training · April 22, 2025

So wanted this episode to be named "two asses, one turn"

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tay w · March 19, 2025

beverly do something useful in a moment of dire need instead of something absolutely unnecessary challenge: impossible

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St.Christopher Coming to Town · September 25, 2026

Relistening to this and my god Beverly is trying to die. Dude hit somebody!

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Brandon Rowand · December 11, 2024

truly amazing, my only gripe being that Beeferly did ignite his sword during the giant skiing game, so it might have been still around for the pirate fight

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Mirarreiro · January 8, 2025

Murph did say that the things used in the game don't count toward outside of it. The exception being Hardwon's luck points

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Aaron Schmidt · November 12, 2024

Literally almost the end of everybody on a side quest

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Michael P Mendoza · October 3, 2024

Smooching should be a reaction lol