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August 29, 2018

Ep. 30: Smuggler's Bounty (The Cutthroat Chronicles with Siobhan Thompson)

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The Band of Boobs say goodbye to the Crick and head off for a relaxing getaway -- but is their vacation doomed from the start? Hardwon pulls off some sick tricks, Beverly beefs it big time, and Moonshine tries to get laid. Siobhan Thompson joins us as "Field Elf" Barbarian Apple Scrumper!

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Seagulls" by Dobroide at Freesound.org.

"Sea Waves" by Owl at Freesound.org.

"Big Crowd Chatter" by Kyster at Freesound.org.

"Crowd in a Bar" by Leandros Ntounis at Freesound.org.

"Skeeball" by RTB45 at Freesound.org.

"Woodpeckers and Other Birds" by Kyster at Freesound.org.

Comments (13)

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HP the Rat · April 9, 2026

is there really no apple scrumper jersey merch?

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Kristen Prosen · November 18, 2025

I literally SQUEALED, jumped, and clapped when Apple killed that frost giant!

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Sara Johnson · November 6, 2025

the tone murph uses for jake’s arcane addiction is one of my favorites he’s so calm and dude bro about it

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Zaq Putnam · November 2, 2025

Jake needs to play more high charisma characters, when he gets into that smooth talker mode, I love it.

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Nick Lerche · May 19, 2025

Idk if she was doing it before the edit but skrumper should be recklessly attacking and crushing it

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t✨ · April 26, 2025

i love Siobhan so much im so glad she came on for an arc

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Marianna Luquette · January 15, 2025

Relistening for the third time and man, Bev’s insane attempt to explain Cajun food is wild to me.

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Hammy · December 18, 2024

Hardwon was literate for a good chunk of the campaign

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Garbo Embargo · June 22, 2026

He's voluntarily illiterate.

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Hunter Gerth · November 6, 2024

Long live Apple Scrumper

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Aaron Schmidt · November 5, 2024

I’d like to think Moonshine was almost constantly face down sliding down the snow

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eggdrop soup · October 25, 2024

Siobhan is so cool yall

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eggdrop soup · October 25, 2024

My personal barbarian is a bear totem subclass so I love that lol