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May 24, 2018

Ep. 16: The Mad Dwarves of Old Cragwater (The Galaderon Saga)

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The party attempts to infiltrate the ruins of Old Cragwater, but finds it full of nasty deep dwarves and gnomes! Beverly herds a gang of goatmen, Hardwon utilizes the lessons he learned at the dwarphanage, and Moonshine meets a foe so infuriating that she loses all hospitality.

Music/Sound Effects include:

"Grenade" by Ljudmann at Freesound.org. 

"Glasshouse" by Themfish at Freesound.org.

"CINEMATICBOOMNORM" by HerbertBoland at Freesound.org.

"Heed the Mushroom's Call" by Emily Axford.

"Schubert's Song" by Emily Axford.

"Jolene the Green" by Emily Axford.

"Farewell to Fungen" by Emily Axford.

"The Mithril Miner Shuffle" by Emily Axford.

"Duergar Drudgery" by Emily Axford.

"The Mithril's Gone Dry" by Emily Axford.

"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.

Comments (15)

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Mother Of Boombie · September 13, 2026

“It’s just one of those words that you read and you guess, because it’s not real.” 😆😂

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Alexis · March 25, 2026

Relistening hits different after playing BG3. I’m pretty sure I pictured something like the Gravity Falls gnomes during my first listen 😂 I can’t imagine the BG3 gnomes teehee-ing

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Bro de Wild · February 14, 2026

I love this episode, it feels like the band of boobs is exploring Shadar Logath

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Sara Johnson · October 29, 2025

obsessed with jake’s “okay. i don’t think this is going to work anyway”

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MamaMayhem - Sal Soeh, Sal Nu · October 10, 2025

I truly wish we could see Murph's expression when he was doing the gnome voice. I bet it was hilarious! 🤣

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Gazmain · September 11, 2025

1:01:32 "You read Dwarven, right?" "YUP, SURE DO" Then he's illiterate 5 episodes later. It only took me 7 years and 4 re-listenings, lol

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tiff · July 19, 2025

my wife doesn't have the patience for long form podcasts but every time I relisten to this campaign I have to play the gnome bits for her because she just loves their little "teehee"s

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diintz · June 23, 2025

omg having listened to the end of C3 now, unexpected potential plot hook is for the mushrooms to actually call upon bev 500 years from now and just like big daddy shroom said, it's there with bev's coin in its head exactly as bev left it ; u ;

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Kat ! · May 5, 2025

DAWN OF THE REPORE SPORES !!!!!!!!

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i am a smapphire · March 7, 2025

c: 'are they bioluminescent?' m: 'no' c: 'can they be?' m: '..yeah' <3

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i am a smapphire · March 7, 2025

smh at 26 min and was wondering if this is when the gnome bullshit starts, and seeing the comments wow it sure does haha

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wizard wearing a poodle skirt · November 10, 2024

ahh the origins of the gnome hatred

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Defuse Kit ? · November 1, 2024

I love that M calls out Jake's math, but says that 15+6 is 19 instead of 21. 2 Crew! 🤣

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Mork · October 20, 2024

Murph’s gnome voice is unreal

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eggdrop soup · October 7, 2024

I bet that car/mining machine looks so cool!