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February 8, 2018

Ep. 1: Green Teens Gone (The Moonstone Saga)

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Hardwon (Jake), Moonshine (Emily), and Beverly (Caldwell) arrive in the small fishing village of Moonstone and meet Scoutmaster Denny -- a halfling coward with some terrible news. The crew answers the call of adventure, but gets tripped up by some pony-tailed barbarian bullies.

Comments (130)

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RebeccaC · October 3, 2026

I remembered the dragon pussy but I forgot that dragon pussy was literally the first five minutes 🤣

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Randall Smith · September 6, 2026

what kind of money denny??!??!

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MinxThe(Puppybutch)Jester · August 27, 2026

Welp, time for another relisten!

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BurtMcKraken · July 29, 2026

Coming back for a C1 relisten, totally forgot about the “Huge Dragon Pussy” and the other descriptions of dragon genitalia. Omg 😂

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Gazmain · July 11, 2026

"Sort of a jacked Jesus" gets me every time 😂😭😂

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Renee Wild · July 6, 2026

This is my yearly relisten!

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Dale Jefferson · May 23, 2026

I think this is my 4th listen through of campaign 1. Listening to these characters and their voices evolve brings me so much joy

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xoGlitter · March 26, 2026

Even on a third listen dragon pussy is still A tier hilarious

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Jessyca Webb · March 11, 2026

I love that no matter how many times I relisten to this hearing that dragon pussy talk always feels like coming home. I love them so much.

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Nat Lawyer · February 9, 2026

you really feel the short rest absence listening back

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Alexis · February 11, 2026

maybe they should do a relisten and do short rests for them like they did for the Mavrus Chronicles

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Brandon Rowand · February 5, 2026

I think this is fully my fourth relisten of C1, and every time I’m aghast and surprised that dragon-pussy is five minutes in

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Morgan · February 6, 2026

i am relistening now to tell a friend (who hasn’t listened to naddpod) how quickly this happened in the first episode 😭

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Kenny Parker · December 12, 2025

I’m back again!!! The jamboreen is BACK ON!!!

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Adam Kepper · October 26, 2025

"Bev's got some good rolls so far" - murph "don't jinx it" - Emily Sir you jinxed Bev.

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Jonah Facciolli · October 28, 2025

Literally cursed him for his whole career

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John Cannistraro · October 24, 2025

In true Axford fashion I have started C1 after listening to C3 then C2 and all subsequent campaigns.

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Lauren · October 22, 2025

Dragon Pussy Mentioned 🙂‍↕️

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Brandon Orta · August 18, 2025

Damn I’m chubbed up

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Spanky · August 3, 2025

Its wild to go from the trinyvale triplets taking on strod to re listening to the first episode

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Dmkampz · August 4, 2025

Lmao I just started this too

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clerby · July 21, 2025

after taking the first half of the year to catch up with everything else naddpod has ever made, i am sitting at home at my own crick, smoking in the rain and listening for the first time and im very happy and excited 🫶🏽

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DJSPEKT · June 24, 2025

Still COMPLETELY BAFFLES me how they hooked soooo many of us with dragon pussy and dick talk 5 minutes in 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mo, loving Skaldova and running Strahd in the 90s? · December 6, 2025

First relisten here, and I was just like damn it really was only 5 minutes in!

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Kat ! · June 23, 2025

nothing hits like ep 1 of campaign 1 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

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Lindsay S · May 28, 2025

Going back and listening to this, now that Jake is wrapping up Skaldova, has me so unexpectedly emotional and proud of how far he's come in his confidence as not only a player with knowledge of the system but as a storyteller. From drinking in the fiddle to describing his own tavern.

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Stefan UrKILL (Figgy) · August 14, 2025

I had only a little more playing experience than he did when this podcast just started, so this has me jonesing to try DMing again! Beautiful sentiment, it really is so cool to see him go from zero XP to hero DM over the years.

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iamthetrumpetguy · May 12, 2025

Here for my like 5th re-listen and it always makes me laugh exactly how fast they go to dragon pussy

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Lindsay S · May 28, 2025

Somehow I always forget that it's like, immediately up top.

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Sister D the nepo wizard · April 5, 2025

I’m finally getting around to this! Love Murph and Emily on Dimension 20 looking forward to Murph DM

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somerandomk9 · March 23, 2025

Back for another re-listen! Thank you guys so much for getting me through half of highschool 🙏

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Crumb Gunderson · March 3, 2025

5:13, where it all started

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Amelias Bedelias · April 17, 2025

I saw your comment and thought “that must be when Hardwon drinks in the fiddle”. Nope. Dragon pussy. Crazy it happened right off the bat 😭

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BuffVenom · February 24, 2025

Back for Round 4! gosh I love this crew and the over the table banter about Dragon genitalia and how quickly they fall into their character choices that dictate so much of the vibe for the rest of the campaign and Murph, always a win at setting up gorgeous imagery, saying yes to crazy fun stuff and saying no to loony toon stuff :-P

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Joshua Levy · February 9, 2025

7 years ago today. Who still here redrinking in the fiddle??

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Ligilos · February 11, 2025

"we only have one size drink" and now jake is like "we only have four drinks" beautiful

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MsMagey · January 8, 2025

Long time Emily and Murph fan, first time campaign listener! I'm excited

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Squibbles · February 3, 2025

you're in for such a treat! the other campaigns are fun but campaign 1 is where my heart lies. Enjoy!!!

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caustic-laz · January 7, 2025

I started listening around ol' Dead Eye (i found naddpod through the Murph adventuring academy lmao) and promptly started what would undoubtedly become my favorite story with some of my favorite performers. If this is your first listen, I envy you. I'm just here for the reruns <3

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Kitt · December 6, 2024

Prepping for C3 finale hell yeah

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Robert · November 17, 2024

Going back for a re-listen, I love that Hardwon’s first action is enjoying the sounds of a fiddle. Especially given how immediately taken he is by Crick culture later on, it’s perfect.

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NOBLIVION · November 13, 2024

Starting my re-listen, it’s crazy how many ongoing jokes started e.1

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Leah Turner · November 6, 2024

just saying thanks for keeping me company on this day

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Corey Morrill · October 9, 2024

Campaign 1 relisten 3 let's gooooooo

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Dylan · September 30, 2024

Yaaay dragon pussy episode!!!

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Foxally · September 26, 2024

Organized by campaign!!! My dream has finally been realized, I hope they do the same to the short rests so they are easier to swap between :D

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GC · September 26, 2024

if you filter all posts by date uploaded latest to newest it is a bit like that :)

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Bryan Barton · September 26, 2024

Get dicks on those dragons in the banner image. ASAP

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Thomas Hegarty · September 26, 2024

Here I go listening to campaign one again

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Nick Webster · September 26, 2024

Nice!

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Alice S · September 26, 2024

Thanks for uploading the whole campaign!

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Riley LeDrew · September 26, 2024

Thank you!!!

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Andrew · September 26, 2024

YEASS

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Duffman · September 26, 2024

HELL YESSS!!!!

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Totally Offside · September 26, 2024

Can't wait until Friday for the next episode of NADDPOD? Re-listen to all of Campaign one in the interim.

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Durg · September 26, 2024

As a serial re-listener, THANK YOU! I've been dying for the first fifty to be ad free.

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Manuel Espinoza · September 26, 2024

Time to relive some fond memories and solidify why I fell in love with NADDPOD (don’t sing)

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Stephen Fike · September 26, 2024

Oh hell yeah, the original “watch this”

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Scout S · September 26, 2024

Yes!!!! This rocks.

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Jake Taylor · September 26, 2024

I fuckin love you for this

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Michael Shelley · September 26, 2024

YOOOOOOOOO

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pinkasfloyd · September 26, 2024

AHHHHH Finally

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Lockwood Warlock · September 26, 2024

YESSSS

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Magerdamage · September 26, 2024

Yeah I get it Murph. It's my fault for leaving notification sounds on. Jeez. Let off already.

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derek howard · September 26, 2024

Let’s goooo

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Corndog Ramsay · September 26, 2024

Thank you

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Dominic Delzompo · September 26, 2024

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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Eric G · September 26, 2024

This is awesome!

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Bulbarat · September 26, 2024

Okay so I'm not crazy I got a bunch of notifications about them uploading these episodes that I KNEW they didn't release here, but the dates on the posts indicated they'd always been here. glad the comments could let me know I'm not crazy

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Franny McCabe-Bennett · September 26, 2024

Ooh!!

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Mattie Kenny · September 26, 2024

Omgggg. Finally you have deemed us worthy of ad free OG content. Thank you, Murph!!

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Daniel Kowalewski · September 26, 2024

Sweet Pelor! I get to continue my relisten, now ad-free!

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nicknasty · September 26, 2024

Noooo! The timeline! It has trapped us all!!!

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BomVenusaur · September 26, 2024

Ah yes, the Justices must have heard about me starting C1 over again and wishing I didn’t have to open Apple Podcasts. Thanks guys!

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Patty Crimmins · September 26, 2024

I remember trying to share this with my parents and y'all went deep into describing that dragon pussy. It wasn't their thing...

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Meapyboy1234567 · September 26, 2024

😆yeah in their mixed bag doing a retroactive short rest on episode 1 even the crew was surprised how fast they got into that.

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Paul Gonzalez · September 26, 2024

Yooo they can back date now. Incoming 50+ notifications haha

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The Great Zarquon · September 26, 2024

IT'S HAPPENING

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InLimbo010 · September 26, 2024

Murph…my inbox…how could you.

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pluckythechicken · September 26, 2024

Yessssssssssss

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AB · September 26, 2024

This is a sign. I don’t know what it’s a sign of, but it’s a sign.

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Grace Bee · September 26, 2024

AD FREE OLD EPS!!!

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E.E. Gads · September 26, 2024

The bullywug mating call beckons once more

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Oscar Rodriguez · September 26, 2024

Perfect timing I was just gonna relisten to C1

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sister himbo · September 26, 2024

praise baba yaga

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John the Spaceship · September 26, 2024

Congrats on a great first episode! There might be a future in this thing…

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Meapyboy1234567 · September 26, 2024

OH WAIT IS THIS STUFF BEFORE EPISODE 50 HOLY I JUST REALIZED LETS GOO

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Moonlit Ghost · September 26, 2024

Considering I just started my C1 register, this is perfect timing

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Savannah Harvey · September 26, 2024

ooooh this is inspiration to once again do a re-listen of C1…

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Karp The Mad · September 26, 2024

I was so confused...

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Beef · September 26, 2024

Dude me too I was like did my membership just get upgraded like what

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Toni · September 26, 2024

Oh no, are we about to get like 13 notifications about the early episodes?

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Grace Bee · September 26, 2024

I think more like 50

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Eva · September 26, 2024

omg nooooo right as i finally got to the ad-free episodes on my first re-listen 😭😭😭

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Havard, the death cleric · September 26, 2024

I love it I can’t finally have everything on patron

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Caitlin Sales · September 26, 2024

audio quality improvement reuploads? 👀 very funny to get this notification during my c3 relisten

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Matthew Steinmetz · September 26, 2024

Time for a re-listen I guess! Not sure I approve the aggressive tactics by the band of boobs sending notifications for 6 year old episodes, but it is what it is!

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Kellyd · September 26, 2024

"Aggressive tactics" is....a bizarre thing to say lmao

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Xanian Jamfalcon · September 26, 2024

Oh it was all a dream

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Jay Clement · September 26, 2024

Not me thinking time broke finally....sheesh

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Kellyd · September 26, 2024

Ad free?! Malora is GOOD

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Daniel Paddison · September 26, 2024

I feel like I'm being called out for a relisten? This feels very Grinch like.

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Alec · September 26, 2024

if this means I can now start another relisten without ads for the episodes before the patreon then hell yeah

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Lokee Neuman · September 26, 2024

Ah yes, dragon p*ssy

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Hannah · September 26, 2024

Ha. I thought I was losing my mind

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Ricardo Katwaroo · September 26, 2024

The first 15 episodes weren’t on here.

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Meapyboy1234567 · September 26, 2024

The first 50 actually. (Idk if you mistyped or something)

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Sean · September 26, 2024

THEYVE DONE IT

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Liams Tiny Hut · September 26, 2024

Holy shit. One after another. Is this my birthmas?

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Rai · September 26, 2024

Omg ad-free! 😍 thanks guys

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Alexander Ray · September 26, 2024

I thinks it’s a way of reformatting what’s already published?

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Devin Tyler · September 26, 2024

Glad to see these making their way onto here!

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Dippity_Dip · September 26, 2024

What is happening rn

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Kuzon · September 26, 2024

ok so I'm not the only one that just got a notification lmao

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Nicholas Davie · September 26, 2024

Crazy work but love it

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Jason Portizo · September 26, 2024

Finally releasing ad-free early eps?

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Alexander Ray · September 26, 2024

Hell yeah, keep it up here, I’ll still listen, saves me the scrolling

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Ana · September 26, 2024

I'm sure you're all wondering why I've brought you here today

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Karp The Mad · September 26, 2024

An in-depth examination of dragon genitals?

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Chambler · September 26, 2024

Damnit, did I break the time stream again?

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Tomi · September 26, 2024

finally posting the early eps ad free lol

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Erik · September 26, 2024

Is this sign for a relisten??haha

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Courtney Mihocik · September 26, 2024

Why are we here

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Meapyboy1234567 · September 26, 2024

Huh? Why back in 2018?

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Hal Martenson · September 26, 2024

Why did I just get a notification about an episode from 2018 😂

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Ryanne Wallace · September 26, 2024

I just started rewatching and was looking for the ad-free eps!

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Thomas Faulkner · September 26, 2024

What happened here?

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JoshP · September 26, 2024

Hello??

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Alex Weatherhead · September 26, 2024

Excuse me

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Noah Kyle · September 26, 2024

Wondering the same lol