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September 13, 2024

C3 Ep. 67: Cyra (A Faerie Tale Ending)

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Duck Team tries to stop Callie's sister from confronting Queen Jovyre alone! Calder updates his relationship status, Sol visits Galactic Swag, and Callie finally faces Cyra.

Music / Sound Effects Include: 

“A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford.

"Shadowfell" by Emily Axford.

"In the Dark of Dust" by Emily Axford.

"Spearmint & Tea Leaves" by Emily Axford.

"Prodigal Sister" by Emily Axford.

"Cable Car Ride" by Emily Axford.

"Frankie" by Emily Axford.

"Doppelganger" by Emily Axford.

"Deadeye" by Emily Axford.

"A Friend for Life" by Emily Axford.

"The Multiverse" by Emily Axford.

"Ode to the Archipelago" by Emily Axford.

"A Memory" by Emily Axford.

"Alanis" by Emily Axford.

"Red Fen" by Emily Axford.

"Fabric of Fate" by Emily Axford.

"The Purge" by Emily Axford.

"The Posse" by Emily Axford.

"Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.

"Mee Maw's Burden" by Emily Axford.

"A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford.

Comments (113)

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Compound27 · September 16, 2026

In my head canon Gunk is a BBEG in like a 100 years due to the negligence of three adventuring heroes. Honeysuckle voice sounds like a muppet or sesame Street character

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A suspicious rat · April 22, 2026

When an unstoppable railroader meets an immoveable metagamer:

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GhostToken · February 5, 2026

Boy, I sure do hope no one gooned in those overnight oats Calder made.

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Hipster · January 29, 2026

Only 30 minutes in and I’m so nervous Murph is going to pull the ol’ “You didn’t come here to see me! You came here to stop me!” once Cyra sees Calder and Sol 😰 Edit: HOLY SHIT IT WAS SO MUCH WORSE BUT THE LAST PORTION OF THE EPISODE WAS SO FUCKING SICK!

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Witch of the Whispered Word · June 11, 2025

The imagery of the dark deep shadowfell ocean is so cool and creepy big thalassophobia energy

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Michael Graham Abernathy · June 4, 2025

Caldwell telling everyone he wants to try something is usually the precursor to something incredibly silly, so his Hour of Reaping thing absolutely floored me. I know its just a pitch-shift effect, but that voice was genuinely terrifying! And with stunning everyone... good work, Sol.

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Rafael C · December 19, 2024

HOLY SHIT. DUCK TEAM KEEPS SUCKING (AND BY SUCKING I MEAN WINNING). [Spoilers cause this is how I process!!!] Oh my god, that Modify Memory, THAT GENIUS FRIGHTENING VISAGE/HOUR OF REAPING, Em remembering the helm's properties, simply beautiful encounter. Also an amazing, pride-worthy womping by Murph, oof. We love an ep with both an emotional and mechanical womping. Also very iconic Queen Jovyre cutscene!!! And needless to say I love Cyra. And this ep was also full of delicious new bits. Thank you boobs! Now here's to hoping What’s Her Face and her primordial ocean magic comes through to save our faves. I'm utterly shaken.

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Caitlin Sales · December 17, 2024

working through my relisten and gotdamn the sol fear moment still hits so hard. amazing pull, amazing luck. the dice say duck team rules actually

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Adam D · October 28, 2024

Fanfckinfastic episode, so funny

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Loren · October 27, 2024

I need to stop doing my makeup while listening to Emily axfords monologues, they are so heart wrenching I cry every time 🫶🏼

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Dmkampz · October 12, 2024

I need a cyra jens meet cute

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Kidtruck91 · October 10, 2024

Sol was fuckin kick ass. Fear, and stunning just destroying them.

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Miranda B, Crick DVM · September 28, 2024

This is such an EXCELLENT episode! One of my favorites for sure.

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Justin Mitchell · September 28, 2024

"Despite all my rage, I'm still just a frog in a cage." Fucking amazing pull, Caldwell.

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Scruggzi · May 20, 2026

I cannot let go of the fact that the first line of that song is 'the world is a vampire'.

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Adrian · September 27, 2024

What an episode!!!!

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Meletios · September 25, 2024

“We can’t get through this with just anger. I know anger feels right and it feels proactive but sometimes crying is proactive too.” Damn.

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Nova · September 23, 2024

Awesome ep, y’all! I’m playing a younger sister in a campaign rn and Callie/Cyra’s dynamic really hit home. So excited to see what happens next with duck team stuck in shadowfell while the feywild falls apart!

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Robert de Forest · September 21, 2024

I'm only 3 minutes in and just had to come here to post that I love y'all's energy. I wish I could be there in the studio (or basement?) to experience it in all its glory.

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Lockwood Warlock · September 20, 2024

Going back to episode 56 c1 “there should never be one court” m’am LMAO (figuring she is corrupted by her crown)

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Gearbox · September 18, 2024

Last encounter is why I love this podcast, I love when a d&d show still allows for creativity in what looks initially like a cutscene. You wouldn't be able to get away with that in the Adventure Zone!

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Summer, Autumn Eladrin · September 18, 2024

That whole last encounter was amazing.

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Jake Nathanson · September 18, 2024

One of the best NADDPOD eps to date

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Blobby5678 · September 17, 2024

That’s some good dnd

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DiaBugg · September 17, 2024

I’m positive it’s been said before, but I have officially caught up (after 2+ years listening) and it’s not it... call me Pendergreens because I’m in the 9 hells waiting for the next ep!

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Adam D · October 28, 2024

Yesssss

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Jack M · September 17, 2024

Were they blessed for the final battle of the ep?

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becs · September 17, 2024

holy shit!!!! another hall of fame dnd session, my jaw was on the FLOOR when those diviners showed up

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Anna Freitas · September 16, 2024

the music in this ep was so magical and evocative - Emily continues to impress!

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Collin H · September 16, 2024

Cyra: I have concepts of a plan

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Glenn D AKA Mcdoogins · September 16, 2024

THICC SODE!

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The one they call Barlo · September 16, 2024

I love this show generally, but the last 2 episodes have been truly excellent

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Moonlit Ghost · September 16, 2024

40 seconds in and I can already tell this episode is gonna be amazing

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ACK · September 16, 2024

Great episode!

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Taylor · September 16, 2024

This is now one of my favorite episodes ever!

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Robert · September 15, 2024

“I don’t even know who you are” “I’m Sol Bufo!” I loved that exchange. Caldwell’s been on fire this whole arc.

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Ellie P · September 15, 2024

I love the way Cyra reminded me of Jens

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Nova · September 21, 2024

Literally opened up the comments to say the same thing

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Ellie P · September 15, 2024

Interesting choice to not have them make the charisma saving throw to leave the force cage - probably would have lent to a situation where they were captured

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Matthew Harrison · September 16, 2024

Yeah I thought about this too, he mentioned in short rest that he didn't have the spell up because he wasn't expecting them to be able to get out so I reckon he just didn't realize that (unless I missed him saying he didn't do it on purpose). But hey that's DND, plus force cage is so powerful already that I think it's pretty fair as is. The escape definitely felt earned to me, especially with the 6 fireballs

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Tori the Tungsten Dragoose, Dr. Dog's assistant · September 15, 2024

You know, if y'all are doing shorter campaigns after this one wraps, and you're still hungry for vampires... You could play Vampire: The Masquerade!

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aloox · September 15, 2024

You know Murph would cook up a mean camarilla prince! I would die to see this happen 😭

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Carlos Vasquez · September 15, 2024

Oh man, Caldwell really popped off that entire encounter!

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Victoria Fair · September 15, 2024

This episode 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 The roleplay! The fight!!! Damn fine episode!!

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Savor_The_Robot · September 14, 2024

Yes 300 beavers. Suck it haters

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David Fryauf · April 10, 2025

Hundreds of Beavers is a banger.

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Nick Lerche · September 14, 2024

Another Masterclass, gang. Caldwell had some clutch moves that were unbelievably ingenious and effective. MVP but the roleplay and unexpected result... Chef's kiss!

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Serpent Prince · September 14, 2024

Roses to Murph and Emily for that sisterly reunion. Makes me think of my little sister and I. Cried a little listening oops 🥺

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Hammy · September 14, 2024

Beautiful role play from the whole crew. Roses to Murph and Em for that reunion scene.

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Ian Rapley · September 14, 2024

First half of the ep was pretty awesome storytelling amazingly atmospheric, second half was an utterly astonishing example of the magic that comes from letting the dice drive events. Feel slightly bad for murph who probably has to torch a couple of future episodes with of preparation, but this was an all time great episode, imo, and such a great advert for role-playing as a means if creative storytelling.

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wizard wearing a poodle skirt · September 14, 2024

SO, SO dope to see Sol finally have his Hour of Reaping moment with such awesome effect!! It’s such a great monk ability that I’ve seen get overlooked a lot in home games

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Spencer · September 14, 2024

I normally don’t like to nitpick/rules lawyer like this, but I don’t think Sol should have taken 40 fire damage from a single fireball. Evasion grants immunity to the damage from the dex save on a success, but ALSO grants half damage even on a failure. 40 is pretty high for a fireball, so I’m assuming Murph either rolled well or upcasted it, but Sol should have taken 20 fire damage *at most.* Fantastic episode though lol

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Nick Lerche · September 14, 2024

Nrom nom!

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · September 14, 2024

What a roller coaster!!!

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AN0MAL0US · September 14, 2024

Great ducking episode!

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Frank · September 14, 2024

Cyra + Callie = Elsa + Hellsika from Caldwell’s frozen adventure….

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Noah James Perito · September 14, 2024

Can’t believe the gang became vampires!!!

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Hashtaggles · September 14, 2024

I was very prepared to chastise Brian but thankfully he is spared from my ire this day.

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Liza · September 14, 2024

Did Cyra write this

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Cumbia Zookeeper · September 14, 2024

fuck recency bias, this is a top 3 all-time NADDPOD battle

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Ryan C. · September 14, 2024

Such a great ep! Murph..?! If you’re reading this, know that one man’s opinion is that you created a truly compelling campaign for these amazing psychos to blow your shit up and your ability to DM that game is top tier. Everyone was great, but Murph deserves his fucking flowers. Roses to you, sir. Edit. This belongs here, rather 😅

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Nia R · September 14, 2024

Oh my god the plot is plotting Murph is a storytelling MASTER

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Nia R · September 14, 2024

THIS EPISODE IS SUCH A BANGER HELL YEAH

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Collin G · September 14, 2024

" That god dam traitor" in that voice made me loose it

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Neil Dutton · September 14, 2024

Murph's cover of I'll Make A Man Out Of You mid monolog was a bit much IMO.

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Shanna Mandell · September 13, 2024

The speech that Callie gave to Cyra got me right in the feels.

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CommodoreBlue · September 13, 2024

The helmet’s teleportation coming back makes that gag when they all used it immediately come full circle

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iamnotjackblack · September 13, 2024

Murph please let this campaign end at ep 69

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Hunter Gerth · September 13, 2024

6 fireballs 48d6 fire damage is bonkers

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Nicknack · September 13, 2024

Murph, do consider that if you let them become vampires then there would be another meaning for “Duck Team sucks”

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Exgalliber · September 13, 2024

Me currently trying to romance Astarion makes me feel very called out in the beginning of the ep. Lol

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Zeon Liberation · September 13, 2024

Believe it or not it was “Count Duckula”

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Cory Wyse · September 13, 2024

“We’ve heard a lot about you, mostly mixed” 😂😂

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Olivia Spencer · September 13, 2024

Emily you got me crying during that speech. Brava! [Edit: The whole scene is great it's just the first time I've cried during this podcast and I typed before listening to the rest 🤣]

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Totally Offside · September 13, 2024

That mage encounter was the coolest, most intense fight of the campaign and it was done completely on the fly lol

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Totally Offside · September 14, 2024

Lol re-listening and Murph literally says "All according to plan" ~30 second before Caldwell turns and ambush into an escape.

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Jeff McCarroll · September 13, 2024

Wondering if we could do away with all of the “cock” talk during counsel. There are people triggered by it and that seems unnecessary imo. Thanks for considering.

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Daniel · September 13, 2024

Not to be rude but if your the sort of person who gets triggered by a cock pun I don't understand how you make it 200 episodes into this podcast

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Ben Beckwith · September 13, 2024

Ok full fan boy moment. I have paused the epp. to post this. I never do that. But the scene between Callopie and Syra honestly gave me goosebumps. Half way through I remembered that this is improvised story telling! I was completely lost in the scene. Brian did an awesome job of framing the scene but then Emily just flew. Brian catches up for Emily to soar again. I swear I can hear the surprise and admiration in his voice whenever Emily made a brilliant move and then his doubling down and meeting her to provide that brilliant framework and to provide surprises of his own. It was like watching two brilliant soloists playing off each other. Bravo. Sorry for gushing.

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wizard wearing a poodle skirt · September 15, 2024

agree, their mastery of using improv storytelling / the D&D medium to explore strategy, emotion, and morality (so really, humanity) is so powerful

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tatsuo takao · September 13, 2024

I am only here for the uncontrolled chaos, LET THEM BE VAMPIES MURPHYYYYY

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Allie B. · September 13, 2024

Incredible ep. I had to remember how to log into Patreon to give my roses 💐

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Pyt · September 13, 2024

Emily is such a menace during the intros lol

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Nick_Nack_Patty_Whack · September 13, 2024

Sol with the MVP… Most Valuable Frog? for this episode.

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Katie P. · September 13, 2024

Not me crying in the club. Again.

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Elijah?️ · September 13, 2024

The beginning of this episode might be the best role play performance I’ve ever heard. That shit almost brought me to tears

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CJ · September 13, 2024

"We've heard a lot about you. It was mostly mixed." got me good. Perfect delivery.

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Alex F · September 13, 2024

That was one of the most touch and go dnd combats I’ve ever seen. I had no idea which way it was gonna go. Wow. Incredible episode through and through. We’ve gotta save Cyra!!

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happylinlin00 · September 13, 2024

right?!?! i cannot believe how much the dice were in favour of duck team with absolute game-changing moves, what a ride

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Alex W · September 13, 2024

hey murph: what the fuck? (great episode, really enjoyed it, but what the fuck????)

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happylinlin00 · September 13, 2024

god i will NEVER get tired of a love-hate sisterly reunion, it's so awesome to finally meet cyra also SOL!!!!! WHAT A FUCKING MOVE HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

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han!!!! · September 13, 2024

i was ready for spearmint & tea leaves, i was ready for the prodigal sister, but goddamn fabric of fate broke me into a million tiny pieces (the others did too i was just more ready)

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Mr. Dude Sky · September 13, 2024

What a great episode. Loved Cyra and her banter with Cali. Emily proposes a great thought experiment with the MTG commanders based of their DnD characters.

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Michelle Spurgeon · September 13, 2024

Murph!!!!!!! How could you!?! Also thanks for rolling like 🐶💩 for the rest of the ep 😅🫠

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jess? · September 13, 2024

Loooove emily's music, reminds me of professor layton :D

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Adam!!!!! · September 13, 2024

let's hope the Shadowfell DVM can rent out a planeshift

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Zanna · September 13, 2024

I'm in love with Cyra. She’s so cool wtf 😭

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MetalForTheGods · September 13, 2024

I wasn’t expecting to cry on my walk this morning lol

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Andreshmandre · September 13, 2024

Hello friends, I started campaign one a little over a year ago and now I'm caught up and here with you all. Happy to be here!

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alli · September 13, 2024

i do think this song list is an attack (a good one if we’re honest, all of it was used incredibly). but also. what an episode. wow.

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frogwithhumanhands · September 13, 2024

i haven't listened yet bc i'm on Jake time, but based on the songs i'm going to cry

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farmerjoe_y · September 13, 2024

Thanks yall now im crying on my way to work

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Silky · September 13, 2024

Omg it's Frozen

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Jake Alcott · September 13, 2024

Medford, MA misses you

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Thomas Hegarty · September 13, 2024

An Edgar Markov alt as Calliope would be p fire

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Gryph · September 13, 2024

Damn Murph! Get that well deserved beauty sleep, you earned it

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Taylor Jackson · September 13, 2024

I just fast forwarded to the end Saul fucking explodes

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ChunkyOintment · September 13, 2024

Damn I knew I shouldn’t of opened the comments 😞

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Quinton Miller · September 13, 2024

First

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charlie ekin · September 13, 2024

Instant smile. Come back to Australia please 💙

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chris Mcgrew · September 13, 2024

Third !!!!

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chris Mcgrew · September 13, 2024

Second!!! 2 crew!!!

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chris Mcgrew · September 13, 2024

First!