Surprise Round! - Bonus Scenarios: The Bear Button
Surprise Surprise! Discussion Master Murphy and the gang are back with even more outrageous hypotheticals. Thanks so much to everyone who submitted! Now grab some tots and a shaken martini because the round's about to start!
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If you yell shaken not stirred every time then just tell people you have tourettes syndrome. 100% worst having free any outfit I want. Especially if it includes cosplay and costumes
These guys kinda called the DK Bananza. Not a little guy on the cover, but Pauline.
Skates at sonic is terrible
Why is Sonic getting a jarjar mascot and not… sonic?
RoboCop showed up to either WWF or WcW
Caldwell if your ever wondering about scenarios for the triplets to run just take stuff from these lol they’d be perfect. A santa clause style one shot with the grinch needs to happen this year
The biggest question is… is there a Jar Jar themed menu to go with the Jar Jar experience?
the yogi bear body dysphoria
I thought Cindy was Yogi's girlfriend. For the shake not stirred just lie and say you have tourettes.
Arguably they do at this point, if not a type of OCD tic
I now want to see the John Cena saves Christmas where a grinch gathers up a bunch of wrestlers to help him steal Christmas and John gathers up the same amount and its just like 12 different matches in various Christmas sets
Caldwell with the dad yelling “get back here frog!” To JarJar got no love. +1 point
Got real annoyed with how often the men cut Em off
New villain for the next Donkey Kong Country themed one-shot... Murphy Kong!!
I just caught up fully today I've been listening to the pod since december and ive been grinding through it at work. I feel the void of no more content growing in me.
i feel that. Back in 2023 in febuaray i found this podcast. Then BAM novemember same year i had to stop listening to it to allow some content to build haha. But now I have the short rests
the shaken not stirred one is just tourettes my friends!
Important clarification, does your Yogi Bear reflection have on your fit, or is it unclothed like the show? If I looked in a mirror and saw Yogi Bear, BUT he had that shit on, I could live with this
I'm just catching back up, so I know this episode is a bit old, but they kept asking if what they did (makeup or clothes) would affect how they looked in the mirror, Murphy said "no, you'll always look like regular Yogi"
fun fact: workers at sonic can still wear the roller skates for the fortune of a 10 cent raise
Nothing to do with this specific episode, but it has taken me almost two years, but after completing this episode, I am FINALLY CAUGHT UP. It’s been a pleasure to be on this journey with all of you
i feel like the shaken not stirred is an easy get around just by saying “sorry man i have tourettes”
The problem with the $500 towards Sonic, you have to go back to spend $500 if you can’t flip it.
The biggest problem with the yogi bear situation is if you like being clean shaven you have to go get someone else to shave your face every day? Unless you just go fuck it and just let your hair and beard grow or you get laser treatment to never deal with it?
Murph gotta play the south park games the whole thing is you have fart powers
or it's based on wario
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Hell,
Ok… Having worked in a 2 Michelin Star restaurant, there is like an absolute zero chance that screwup would happen in one in the first place. You don’t get 2 stars without extremely attentive service.
Also, tbh, if by some insane circumstance that does happen, service is taking care of that mess & cleaning your ring too before you can even think about it
If Emily isn't already her most authentic self then everything I know is wrong and I can no longer trust the universe
Incredible timing on the grinch assassination question
I mean for the drink question It would kinda be like having very specific Tourette’s right so I’d just tell people that’s what it is
I was thinking Tourette's too. It would be very easy to claim.
I think that Funky Kong scenario really hit Murph right in the soul.
I’m truly crying from laughter from the Yogi Bear question
I think that for the funky Kong one my answer would be different depending on if the aunt in the scenario is my uncle’s wife or my dad’s sister
Glad to see my fellow trans folks also resonating with the yogi bear question
the funky kong submission had incredible world building, full funky fanfic when??
A deal to do crazy shit for higher charisma makes no sense for Max Charisma Emily!
being trans IS like being yogi bear if you think about it - short hairy friend in a bowtie - love picnics - people trying to chase us out of wherever we're chillin it's actually 1:1 thank you murph
I will be needing an “If Funky Kong wanted to kill me, I’d be dead” t shirt immediately please
John Cena came to my town not too long ago and went to a kind of nice brunch spot my best friend works at. He ordered avocado toast without the avocado and with 2 eggs instead
I’d argue that since the other person ate the dessert you ordered that the vomit WAS your dessert. And therefore your partner was being proposed to with the ring in dessert the way they wanted.
Me wondering wether the DN guy Emily thinks is cute is L or Light before realising that of course it’s Ryuk
Murph’s closet is filled with tight fitting Jack Skellington boxers
I wasn’t sold on the James Bond wardrobe until it Jake did the Mavid voice for it. Now its only got positives.
Also for the James Bond closet airplane situation, you just always pretend to be asleep when you see the drink cart coming!!
I need Murph to know that I would a 1000% buy a packaged party game version of Surprise Round to play with my friends.
They chose my submission! I squealed when I heard my name! 🩵🩵🩵
Fecalmancer adventure book please!
The Shaken Not Stired cackle situation is basically just having Tourettes syndrome, and they don't even get a magic wardrobe out of the deal.
I thought the same thing!
Absolutely keep that disinfected vomit ring. Great story!
Murph, the question about seeing yourself as Yogi Bear while no one else does is just having dysphoria. You accidentally did a trans allegory.
"Dads can increase their velocity at a surprising rate" -Emily Axford
How are y'all not getting a free do-over from that restaurant? Like... It's the least they can do!!
About shaken not stirred, what about job interviews?? They always offer coffee
Tbh "shaken not stirred" would be an applicable joke to a coffee offer lol
The four of you are already incredibly charismatic and attractive— no Yogi needed!
Re: The Button, I'd slam that button so quick, dude. Why wouldn't I want to, in essence, "BLeeM" myself?
I haven’t gotten there yet but I’m so intrigued what the hell this means
Come on Merphy, you know the Grinch can't hit a target that is invisible.
A Yogi Bear isekai sounds terrifying
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