Short Rest: Pathfinder Two-Shot (Part 2)

I NEED Murph to know that I and so many people LOVE when they all just go off on a tangent for multiple minutes! This wallet segment is going on the list of best moments of Short Rest, along with Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride and improving-football. 😂

Every time Murph says ‘this is terrible radio’ it’s actually GREAT radio

ten minutes up top screaming about wallets 😂

I need a picture of murph’s wallet so badly

I’m an old man cinnamon and I think Murph just bullied me into looking for a skinny wallet

I'm 19 and I have no fucking idea what he means by a skinny wallet

#postWalletPics

Kudos to this reddit user putting me out of my misery. https://www.reddit.com/r/NotAnotherDnDPodcast/s/fa6xA6bT3Q

I need a photo of their wallets lined up

as a gen z with a small wallet, i’m sure all of your big ass wallets are wonderful!!

I clicked on the wrong short rest comments and was like "wow, people are really ignoring the wallets". Then I clicked here and saw they very much weren't 😂

Something I noticed after getting to know Pathfinder a little is that D&D's Attacks of Opportunity really incentivize all fights being to the death since the action economy stops running away from being useful

I'm Gen X so this was just way too funny.

SO what if Edgar is HellB’s actual twin that Whirlywind changed to a tree.

Wallet talk had me rolling.

Thanks Murph I just went down the rabbit hole of slim wallets and I don't even use one!!

I need wallet pics

Loose In A Baggy Wallet - out this summer

The only thing i can think of when i hear Murph doing Krudbert’s voice is the shrimp from Shark Tales

My wallet is my cellphone case. It has a little zip up pouch and a key attachment at the bottom

@yourself I'm a Key Bitch and a Thick Boi

Idk what the average listener age is at all I’m 26?

I've got a thick wallet that's made of wool and is green and pink plaid. Looking at the label now, apparently it's from Scotland

Market it & start calling em Smallets

God I'm 5 minutes in and already am on Amazon because Murph bullied me

gen z here and i have a thick wallet 😭

I’ve been buying brothers halcyon wallets since they came out and am devastated that they closed the shop. Jake please I need another wallet as mine is wearing down!

Caldwell throwing out a Bloodborne reference was my millennial wallet. That being said I’ve never been more seen this episode vis a vis wallets

whyyy wasn't murph's wallet the picture for this short rest 😭

This is marked as a higher tier than the $5 one on Spotify for some reason, can listen to it here and listen to other $5 tier content on Spotify but just can’t listen to this one on Spotify

Can you guys do a one-shot called “Cartoons Go to Hell” ?🤣

I'm having the opposite wallet problem where I am gen z and am like wow I would love to be able to carry around more stuff than just the two cards that can fit in my phone case

Just realized, thorn for me that Em didn’t get a chance to walk through Cinnamon’s spells!

I am loving Pathfinder sooo much. Kind wish they would drop the main campaign and just start a new one on PF now :)

The guy from FF6 Emily was thinking of is Strago and his adopted granddaughter Relm.

‘I definitely was a key bitch when I was younger’ SPOKE to me!

Sorry Murph but I'm 20 and my wallet is HUGE. I even keep a check book in there, despite using it maybe 2 times a year at most. Got the habit from my dad and haven't been able to kick it. Many people my age have complimented me on my wallet. However, I do have a little phone wallet for my student ID and debit card too.

This is the only DND show you can listen to where the first ten mins of the talkback episode includes almost no discussion of the episode, but instead features a one-man crusade over the thickness of wallets, and it is exactly why I pay to listen. In fact, I would pay more.

Loved the wallet riffing lol

I’ve learned so much about Murph this year. He is rocking the Gen z slim wallet, he forbids bucket hats in his household and he fully supports honoring the cock. I think 2024 is the year of Murph. I look forward to more secrets of the Murph man Side note you guys should start a wallet review podcast. I would sub.

Team bonding fighting a fountain made me think about the opening of F.R.I.E.N.D.S completely differently.

I actually hated how my husband's wallet looked so bulky; so I bought him a slim wallet from Ridge that has Hawaiian aesthetic

I learned from my 16-year-old step-daughter that the kids are also making fun of our ankle socks.

Who is even using a wallet these days 🥲 the real way is to carry all of my cards in different pockets, constantly losing the on rotation. I have approximately £1.82 in hard change at the bottom of one back but I don't know which. I do have one card on my phone, but it is not my preferred card to use at the moment... But my other debit card is a gamble on if I've actually brought it out or not. I don't remember what my wallet looks like or where it is. The last time I saw it, it was full of used bus tickets, a few unused stickers and more dollars than my actual currency. I'm born in the second half of 1996 so I think this contributes to my choices

There's a character in the D&D module Wild Beyond the Witchlight called Jiingle Jangle who is *the* key bitch. My goblin PC tried to get her number but rolled a nat 1... Jingle Jangle my beloved.... 😢😢😢

Shoutout to all the key bitches! Please accept this book recc in tribute: The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern

i think Sarunrae was the god Pike Trikefoot was a cleric for in the game that eventually became Critical Role campaign 1. They were playing Pathfinder before 5e when they started streaming.

It's cool knowing that there's another system out there that uses like Nat twenties or critical successes on like saves so you don't do take damage. I have been using that not knowing that another system uses it in my current campaigns on a Nat 20 on a saving throw you take no damage. The way I see it is it's critical success. You did an amazing job dodging the damage or getting the f*** out of there. What have you to be rewarded that. It actually doesn't happen as often as one would think? Sure. I've had a couple of people throw in Nat 20 on a saving throw for like a dragon's breath. But I still end up hitting half the party which in my eyes is good

@emilyaxford you like keys? You should watch the show Locke and key! All keys ARE magical. Hope you see this

road mage for the win!

As a Gen z with a flat ass wallet the only reason I have one is so that it fits into my fanny pack when I go to concerts since you can either only bring tiny bags or bigger clear ones

I would buy a NADDPOD Ridge Wallet

Used to work in a zoo nutrition department— polar bears’ favorite treats are spicy chile kibble!

She's a 10 but she has an unhealthy collection of keys.

The one time Murph does use social media and he turns into a wallet wench…

One note about hero points for any future games is that the book recommends that everyone has 1 point at the start of each session. That being said, saving them for the end fight was a good idea! This two-shot was awesome and I'm looking forward to seeing yall revisit pathfinder!!!

A core memory was unlocked when y’all were discussing the legal limits of road mage. When I was like 13 I was hanging out in the parking lot of a KFC across the street from the skate park (as you do), and 2 older teenagers in an old ass pontiac pull up and roll down their window and yell “HEX ON YOU” before peeling away. 100% rattled me more than any insult would have.

So glad yall seemed to enjoy yourselves with the new system and I’m definitely hoping for more pathfinder content in the future:)

Used to be a tri guy but now have a slim Ekster bi fold and an Ekster cardholder with the back plate for cash or more cards.

I have had a brand name here "small" wallet for like 6 years. They are great if you only carry something like four cards. They suck for any amount of cash and forget about coins. I have to use the money clip for most business cards as they are larger than your standard issue id for whatever reason. It has held up though aside from needing some replacement plate face screws as the og ones became loose.

I think the 2-Action melee heal is the strongest, but the trade off is it's just one person, like video game healing, the AOE one is slightly weaker but applies to everyone you want at a range

loved this two shot!! so fun

Cinna-mini-mon

I’m assuming the purple dreaming one is based on Desna but idk we’ll see

I almost feel Murph was unaware how serious Jake is about wallets to the point where he and his brother made a wallet to be the perfect size. This was the one thing Murph could say to actually get under Jakes skin.

Millennial here, rocking my Brothers Halcyon wallet for the last few years, small, sleek and sturdy

I bought one of those tiny wallets once but I was scared my shitnwould fall out so I went back to the chunky wolf wallet i bought at Vancouver aquarium like 8 years ago.

I am a gen Z individual with a fat ass wallet. its like 8 inches with a utility knife, glasses cleaner, and every card I could ever need. i find it fascinating that murph has decided the kids are right on this one though. personally im following my butch lesbian heritage by never leaving anything at home

Speaking as a 21 year old chunky wallets are very chic. I personally have a fabric fish coin purse that holds my twenty cards 👍🏻

Originally i didn’t realize that this was the short rest and not the episode itself and I couldn’t help but think “wow going in on the wallet thing in the main feed is bold”

Specifically because of Emily's talking about familiars - there's some cool interactions that can be done with them in Pathfinder. #1 The Witch class is built around being a touch like 5e's Warlock but with familiars on steroids. #2 since you can command a familiar with on action and it gets two actions, I've seen interesting builds with Alchemists that have a familiar having the familiar get things out of their backpack and hand them over. Like, Alchemist lobs a bomb, Familiar pulls out a special item from the Alchemist's backpack and hands it to the Alchemist and the Alchemist chucks another one.

If Jake can fit a legit KEY in his wallet it’s 200% too thick buddy, nothing minimalist about a wallet key. Get with the times!!!!

Emily, there’s a show called Locke & Key that’s entirely about magical keys. A little corny, but sounds up your alley as a key bitch

For Guncle Caldwell, regarding the struggle balancing using a scenario made for 4 players, with a smaller party. Pathfinder has excellent rules for adjusting encounters in the CRB pg.489 or the GMcore pg.75 table 10-1

For anyone looking to experience the wonders of the 90's songs referenced in the 2-shot (along with a few vibe-appropriate additions from an actual 40-year-old with the giant wallet to prove it), search for "Cinnamon's Musical Accompaniment (Full Version)" on Spotify. [Just a silly thing I made as I was listening along.]

Emily, Ezren is a character puplished in COMMERCIAL BOOKS/COMICS your portrayal of him was one for the ages

Man i wish they'd just run the beginnerbox, i understand time investment/constraints, but man i would've loved to aee the gang just explore the adventure and the world of golarion. The interplay between the different gods and their believers is so interesting. Pathfinder is a system that works so incredibly well when you take your time with it instead of rushing through it. Also i highly encourage anyone to look into the conditions, when it clicks its transforms into such an effortless framework, its awesome.

it's so funny how everytime Murph says this is terrible radio it's amazing radio.

Cinnamon is the Lisan Al Gaib

Caldwell you sweet summer child, those giant yard skeletons are year round decorations, not just Halloween.

I literally stole my dad’s trifold black pleather wallet that is almost falling apart. AND I keep my eldermorne death save coin in it 💁🏻 And I do have a cool car key bc my ‘96 Camry wagon is a key entry only

It would be so cool if Hellbiscuit's tree eventually becomes magical, there's a spell called Protector Tree that will make a tree that will take hits for adjacent allies that could be fun. Fuck that tree up more and more lol

Caldwell! For other sourcebooks I highly recommend Pathfinders Dark Archive It's essentially a series of 1-3 shots themed around the occult and cryptids

You know, my wallet was starting to fall apart anyway. Maybe this is the push I needed to get a new wallet...

road mage is suchhhhh a good subclass. proficient in vehicles and intimidation

We need wallet pics. As a 23 year old, the tinier the wallet, the bigger is the respect i have. We all carry man purses now

Strago. And the little girl is Relm. Lol

where’s the pic of murph’s new thin wallet compared to his thick ass OG

As a 20 year old, I never related to or even LIKED Murph until I learned about his tiny wallet.

I love my tiny gen z wallet. I had a giant wallet for a long time but found I can still keep all my cards, emergency cash, and a full 8.5x11" copy of my CDL medical in the tiny wallet so there's no need for a giant wallet anymore!

I bet Murph actually has a chain wallet and a foot-long lanyard on his keys like the millennial that he truly is

“ don’t take my advice, except if it has to do with wallets”

Brian Murphy. The man of tiny L's and even tinier wallets

Release the wallet pics.

Hmmm. Excellent radio this episode.

Most gen z have their cards in their phone cases so Murph is just a poser

Love to see Pathfinder explored with the one-ish shots