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April 26, 2024

D&D Court: Bonus Cases - The Awakened Hippo

Dungeon Court is STILL in session! Join Justices Tanner, Yaffe and Farek, as well Bailiff Jacques, as they continue to pass judgement on your trials at the table!

CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

Comments (66)

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Compound27 · April 22, 2026

I can hear Emily laughing even though she's not there about the crab case.

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Mo, loving Skaldova and running Strahd in the 90s? · October 29, 2025

I love when Caldwell flirts with Jake a little

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Camilla Jefferson · August 10, 2025

do NOT tell Murph and Emily: these are maybe my two favourite dungeon court eps. would love a sidequest with these four. amazing chemistry, perfect amount of silliness and dryness. also was released around my birthday. It Is For Me (please recognise the Amigara Fault reference, manga nerds)

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Collin Mason · December 9, 2024

Rough Collies are canonically "land dolphins"

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KSM101 · October 3, 2024

This invisible crab 🦀 wizard stuff absolutely made me giggle and made my day

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Justin Jarboe · July 27, 2024

Yeah just checked again, this is just the main episode again there's no short rest here?

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Ken W · July 15, 2024

This post / episode is missing the Short Rest tag.

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Cooper Erikson · May 28, 2024

This episode is so unhinged without Murph and I'm here for it.

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James Drenning · May 20, 2024

Great episode

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Summer Tribe · May 20, 2024

idk what this anti noob stomping thing is. you go to a competitive game and you lost. that's it. that's what competitive games are. you'd rather learn that sooner than invest money. and on top of that what's with this distate for proxy decks? why is it okay to gatekeep people financially but not allow people to understand that the competitive nature of the game might fairly deter them from wanting to play?

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Kork Horf · May 13, 2024

Caldwell needs to find the one piece card game

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Nicole Hatakeyama · May 2, 2024

I want a narwhal steed to joust upon

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Bulbarat · May 1, 2024

Don't shit on proxies because a lot of us can't afford to pay thousands of dollars to get the cards we need

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Kwepzy · May 1, 2024

Yea but using proxies to noob stomp is degenerate.

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Katie P. · April 30, 2024

Give your moose some swimmies (those little water wing things toddlers get)

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Leanne Crawford · April 29, 2024

Can we add a Nathan Yaffe laugh track to all episodes going forward? His laugh is so wholesome and contagious.

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toni · April 29, 2024

revenge of mentioned rahhh

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Filthy Guppy · April 29, 2024

Jake carried this one. Well done, sir!

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Rhys Morgan · April 29, 2024

This was my favourite short rest in ages. Caldwell seemed supercharged with the Nathan and Karina on the mics

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Adam!!!!! · April 29, 2024

in both of these episodes karina just felt really... disinterested in this whole thing. i don't know much about her, and she was nice and comedic at times, but during the actual cases she just seemed bored. jake had to constantly be like "and what do you think karina?" to just get her to say anything.

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Ebony-Rose Ellis · April 29, 2024

that's just kind of her vibe but u can hear her laughing and joining in. It's not her usual format and you can't possibly tell how invested she is simply from audio. Id hate to be Karina and read this comment

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Lee Wiggins · April 28, 2024

The show is always so unhinged when Caldwell and Jake runs it and I'm 100% here for it.

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Kat · April 28, 2024

Come on you guys.. you simply must honor the cock

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Jonathan H. · April 29, 2024

But do you honor the cock when it’s already creamed? That’s what Murph will need to clarified

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jawnster · April 28, 2024

MORE DRAWFEE GUEST SPOTS. BRING THEM IN FOR c3!!

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Jeff McCarroll · April 28, 2024

I think we can all agree that “buffing your moose” is a nearly perfect euphemism, yes?

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Professor Pratt · April 27, 2024

Spoony!!!!

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noa tsipin · April 27, 2024

Not the Twinkie case coming out the same week as murph’s “gotta honor the cock”

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Emma · April 27, 2024

I feel like a fighting Irish aarakocra mascot is just the university of Iowa mascot, Herky

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Deena Shirkool · April 27, 2024

just wanna praise how the crew handled the changed dynamic with the new justices. The bailiff represented justice murphy’s views in his absence and justice tanner ensured that newly born justice farek was connected to the conversation though her practice was not specialized in crit court.

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Lemon · April 27, 2024

To the Crab DM If I were in your game I would become obsessed with collecting as many crabs as possible and would self destructively roll on the table constantly. If you haven't already, please make a faction of mad crab collecting sorcerers who worship the magic invisible crabs.

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Nikolaus Cox · April 27, 2024

Jake plays the low-status, belittled bailiff so well, it was a real surprise and an utter pleasure to hear him hold court like this!

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Nikolaus Cox · April 27, 2024

The plural of 'Moose,' in English, is 'Moose,' because the word comes from indigenous Algonquin (Eastern Abnaki), where it is 'Mos.' It therefore does not conform to Germano-Latinate grammar, and maintains instead the plural ending of its indigenous language. I read once that in Eastern Abnaki (a tragically now-extinct language) the plural of 'Mos' was 'Mosoog,' but I cannot find the source for that now.

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9on · April 27, 2024

hurwitz u were electric this episode

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Tracy Burns · April 27, 2024

In order to have a proxy card in your deck you MUST physically own the card!

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Margaret · April 27, 2024

Jake was SooOoo cheeky this episode! You honorables, I would like to make a motion that Jake tries to DM a very silly and cheeky one shot one day. I rest my case!

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Katie Wilde · April 27, 2024

The use of "tries" here is such subtle savagery

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Evil Grimace · April 27, 2024

While listening to this I'm just imagining Bailiff Hurwitz sitting in Justice Emily's chair while rubbing his dirty feet on Justice Muphy's seat like a kid knowing his parents will be away for the weekend. He has gotten too confident. (very fun d&d court! I love it)

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Iwantweeklyreleases · April 27, 2024

I’m genuinely so proud of how much Jake has learned about dnd compared to where he started in C1.

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Snickerdoodle Scamp · April 27, 2024

I love the Drawfee crew being on Short Rest, they bring great energy when Axeford and Murph are out!

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caustic-laz · April 27, 2024

I think I just love the Drawfee crew in general, but I still second this!

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Thomas Hegarty · April 26, 2024

The fact that scrump couldn’t make geataxe attacks with their bites is a crime against hippos everywhere

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Matty H · April 26, 2024

Fun fact: Orcas onserve fashion trends, and used to wear salmon as hats. Look it up

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wick · April 26, 2024

Even in a twinky, you must honor the cock

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Canid Duality · April 26, 2024

🐓

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Thom van Tijn · April 26, 2024

Am I crazy or did they do the fox case previously. I can swear I remembered the brief verbatim.

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teethknight · April 26, 2024

I really deeply wish Jake would guest on Drawfee, and they draw the cases

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Gearbox · April 26, 2024

I kinda dig Jake leading the conversation in these. Usually Murph has main control of the floor.

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Clever Innuendo · April 26, 2024

This not working for anyone else?

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Victoria Sa · April 26, 2024

It’s working for some us now! Try refreshing it!

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Victoria Sa · April 26, 2024

We have not honored the cock and this is our punishment. We must GROVEL!

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teethknight · April 26, 2024

Working now!

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Andrew W · April 26, 2024

I just refreshed and it's looking good now.

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alli · April 26, 2024

it’s working now!

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Beano Nintendo · April 26, 2024

It's showing as only 5 minutes long for me and nothing happens if I hit "play"

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Nate S · April 26, 2024

Caldwell! Patreon cooked your post and we can't access it! May be an Anroid specific issue?

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alli · April 26, 2024

not working on my iphone or on the website, either

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Sawyer Bernard · April 26, 2024

Idk what happened

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Andrew W · April 26, 2024

Anyone else having a weird error and not seeing any audio file? On here and on my podcatcher app there isn't any audio file connected to the post :/

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Sawyer Bernard · April 26, 2024

Same here

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Jordan Marschke · April 26, 2024

Anyone having issues listening to the episode on mobile?

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teethknight · April 26, 2024

Yeah, not working for me either

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Tails with really supple birthing hips · April 26, 2024

You just have to honor the cock

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Danny Wittig · April 26, 2024

came to say the same thing lmao

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Shel B Kennas fav SG wishing you a happy Bog-oween · April 26, 2024

Have y'all considered making a hybrid merch shirt of "honor the cock" and the balnor "... chicken?" I feel like it would turn that uppercase L into a lowercase w

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Nick Lerche · April 26, 2024

Murphy does always honor the cock so ..