Mixed Bag of Holding - Surprise Round: Grinch Me, I'm Irish

Here’s my thing with the three languages one: you can’t get and MRI in jncos, you can’t give birth in jncos, or have any kind of lower body medical exam in jncos, what if you get in a car crash, your unconscious, your body shattered, and the doctors have to cut you out of your jncos to operate?

I wish they'd go back and edit the audio on these

my fake saint was definitely child Link from Ocarina of Time because he was older than me at the time when i talked to fake saints 🙏🏽

For the fur on the grinch dog use that like pork floss from chinese bakery buns

Grinch dog idea: Green dyed saurkraut and the rest is completely normal

Literally listening now and license plate in front of me - GRINCH

Nothing wrong with looking up to Gordon Bombay! PS - Gordon Bombay is one of the greatest movie names of all time.

Jake “Cotton Candy is Basically Ketchup” Hurwitz

The problem with jnco jeans is that, as someone who requires regular MRIs, I need to be able to wear something that doesn’t have metal in it, and as someone who already speaks three languages, the prospect of losing six languages total is simply too much

Fun fact, I also got told I looked like the undertaker as a kid

What if you went to the funeral and the Undertaker is there AND the loved one is the Grinch. What do you do then?

Idk if it was this ep or the last one, but I posed the “taught carabeener grinch skydiving” question to my non dnd friend and she had the most unhinged answer. She cuts him loose, no hesitation, no second thoughts, immediate murder. Then she lands and tells everyone HE saved HER and made a noble sacrifice. I asked “so you eulogise him in lies” and she responds “it’s how I’d wanna go”

Goku: Go inside, get a staff member to call 911, call a lawyer and SHUT THE FUCK UP. Never, ever, ever talk to the police, always go through a lawyer.

THE MACHOMAN PROPHECIES

I’m just about caught up and mayhap it’s been retracted already or at least pointed out. Murph said he’s cool with someone showing up to his funeral dressed as The Grinch. He said that on the internet where surely at least one person is strongly considering it provided they’re aware of Murph’s death (long may he live, or at least how long he may care to.)

For the Goku one, I think there is genuinely a part of me that stops to consider: this person is Goku, not Vegeta, or Broly. Goku famously only hurts the bad guys. Maybe that other guy was Cell in disguise, idk? If we're in this world where Goku is real, the implication is the Dragon Ball is a documentary. The presence of the Nimbus means it isn't a random Saiyan, it's legit Goku, I know he's got a good reason for icing someone in an alley.

The grinch in the casket one would fuck me up cuz like you're telling me my friend knew a grinch and didnt tell me but doesnt want me to pry??? yea sorry buddy but im causing a caldwell level scene

I read some of these hypotheticals (from the first episode as well) to my friend and we had fun, but at one point she was like "why are so many of them grinch related though?" and I didn't know how to begin explaining the naddpod-grinch lore, so I was just like "they have a very personal relationship to the grinch on that podcast", so here's that

Everyone answered the Goku question wrong. I’m assuming Goku got sucked into our world by accident and doesn’t know what’s going on. You shout out to Goku as he gets on the flight and offer to shelter him from the consequences. Protect the isakaied murderer in the hopes he’ll teach me.

Listening to them talk about speaking with fake saints puts me in mind of when I listen to dungeon court

But Macho Man doesn't know me. He loves the people. He's not telling me to save my life, he's not telling me to save my friends. He's telling me to get the park shut down and thoroughly checked for the thing that would've killed me, so that NO ONE dies! I'm going to call in a bomb threat, not tell them which ride, and say to make safety checks as they go or I hit the button!

Em, I absolutely spoke to fake saints. Mine was Reese from the Terminator 😅😅

Picture, me, living in Malta, working at the US Embassy. Two diplomats see me and talk. "Who's that?" "Best damn Maltese translator we got. Don't know how he's so fluent, but he is indispensable." "Wow, that is pretty impressive." "Sure is." "Why is he wearing JNCOs?" "I have no idea, but I've never seen him wear anything else."

The Rock Lee reference was gold

I HAVE to know how the copilot is dressed. Whats his vibe? Grinch me I'm Irish

I'd use the "Hercule Satan" method in dealing with the Goku situation. "Clearly the dead guy was a criminal, and I stopped him. I'm the strongest in the world. Oh? You also witnessed goku?! Well, that was just a trick. Smoke and mirrors, see? There is smoke everywhere. Hahaha I'm the best!"

"Anatomy of a Dragon Ball" Pure gold from Caldwell. Jimmy Stewart defending Goku. I will absolutely kickstart this

The nimbus was a drone? And that goku cosplayer jumped on it and flew off like the green goblin

I propose that potentially the Goku cosplayer had access to secret military hardware like the EXO skeleton and a handheld particle beam

I nominate Megan Thee stalion for the Detective as herself who was also at that con cosplayed as Bruno From JoJo

For the Goku situation I think I need to fully throw up on myself and sit down in the alley like I passed out from being too drunk so I can feign as much ignorance as possible but I can still reasonably say I kind of saw the orange of the Goku cosplayer

Always wished NadPod would visit or discuss more non D&D (or D20) ttrpgs. There are so many more options out there that totally change everything. Seems"mixed bag" would be the proper channel to bring these up.

Fucking love this nonsense 💙

This is the perfect episode title

Surprise Round is incredible

I need the JNCO deal. Every single time I try to learn a new language it joins the same part of my brain where *not English* is stored. Now when I try to communicate in a different language they all blend and it's a mosh of Spanish/Latin/Russian 😭

Someone frames you, and you have to wear prison pants. You lose the ability to speak all languages and can't defend yourself.

this is my favorite mixed bag content, the energy is incredible

Surprise Round is my favorite, like it even more than a lot of the staple content!! 😋

Crazy you posted this while I’m in Ireland on my honeymoon

Grinch is still seasonal with Easter, he’s pretty Christ-like if you think about it

Final destination Randy Savage!

Dear gods is this funny 😆

the partial truth for the goku murder is my angle, but that shit has me stressed

FUCK YEEEAAAAHHH I LOOOOVED THE FIRST ONE.

this all HAS to lead to a mixed bag/one shot based in whoville

This is my favorite series

This is my favourite thing you guys post. Oml, the campaign is amazing but these are golden

HYPOTHETICALSSS

I'm more concerned about why Goku needed to go super sayan to kill that dude. What was *his* story?

Keep these hypotheticals comin', Murph (please?). I'm in stitches

God, I wish they did this every week lol

I absolutely love these extras, this is honestly so goddamn funny.

i cant believe murph outed my true saiyan heritage

Omg 0:10 Caldwell screaming 😂😂 this episode is starting off HIGH ENERGY 🎉

Wait! Only those pure of heart can use the flying nimbus. If he just did a murder… that DQs him from flying away on nimbus. He would have to fly away on his own.

I’m so curious, was the grinch zoo inspired by Glasgow wonka land because it ABSOLUTELY has that energy….also I’m stuck on the burning tomato level of Mario Odessy- help!

This last prompt should be used for an I think you dhoukd leave skit

The grinchiverse: Guy fails at their grinch zoo, becomes a pilot, crashes plane and their funeral is held and in it everyone is requested to only refer to them as the grinch

Casket Grinch broke me. Due to the absurdity, I would maybe have to excuse myself out of respect.

Part 2?! YES!!!

Brian 'Piccolo's so freaking rad' Murphy

But what if.. you are the one who knows the Grinch (as an acquaintance we’ll say) and are invited to the funeral. You go but you don’t wanna go alone, so you bring a friend… do you tell your friend it’s the Grinch’s funeral before going in; yes or no?

YES!! Been wanting another one of these so bad

i love the glimpses into murph's nightmares that surprise round hypotheticals always seem to give lol

Surprise rounds need to be elevated to the main feed . And maybe request some hypotheticals like with dnd court .

Why was this posted again?

rest in peace akira toriyama, you would've loved goku murder crime procedural

Surprise round? Fuck yes!

It really is a Grinchmas Maricle

A new surprise round ep is an excellent birthday present, thanks for the laughs two crew !

Best day ever so excited to listen!

Let's fucking go!!!!!!!!!!!

The way I screamed when I saw this is the mixed bag this month. Thank you 🫶

So bummed I'm stuck at kiddo soccer practice and have to wait to listen!

Yes!! I loved this last time!

So excited! Surprise round is already one of my favorite mixed bags

Loved this last time!!! Thanks guys

This just made my day I loved this

I’m so happy this is back