Update: May 2026

TL;DR

-SAOA 20 Editing: 80%
-SAOA 21 Scripting: Making outline of season
-MHAA 6 Editing: 20%
-FruBA 2 Editing: 40%
-No Friday Stream (5-1-2026)
-Help Us Get Spencer Deported (Details Below)!

L;R

Greetings, everyone! Can you feel that rhythm and rhyme coursing through your veins?! That’s right, we know how excited you are that Canadian Sharing Dance Day will soon be upon us! …Huh? What’s that? That last bullet point in the TL;DR is alarming, and you’re really hoping we’ll go into more detail? Well, you’ll have to wait, you saucy little sauced up minxlet, absolutely covered in gravy like a sexy poutine. That’s right, gravy is a sauce. Discuss.

Speaking of which, let’s face it: that Spencer has gotta go. His culinary war crimes have gone too far! That monster just LOVES imbibing both Pilk (Pepsi+milk at a 1:1 ratio) and grilled cheese with mayo in it. What sense is there in those abominations?!? The mayo would just dampen one side of the bread, leaving a moistened pit on one side of the sammy, while the other remains crisp and clean. It sounds like a textural quagmire that only Spencer’s disgusting, indiscriminate maw would appreciate. What country would possibly accept such a demon? Why, Canada, of course! You know the Geneva Convention? We did that! All of it! In order! Like a gruesome bucket list! Canada would happily take Spencer off America’s hands, and YOU could be the difference in making that a possibility! We-- we’re doing a fundraiser for Spencer’s immigration fees, is what we’re saying. We, uh… we even got a lil linkydoo here if ya wanna do one of them clicky clacks. Would supes preesh~ [https://gofund.me/dc40d0265] 

It’s taking up a lot of time and energy to put on a show this big, so we’ll be skipping stream today to prepare for next week, where we will give you AT LEAST 3 times more streaming. Depending on how you count it. 

Any contribution is appreciated, but no one should feel obligated to donate if they’re not able. We’re gonna be doing a BUNCH of streaming over the 8th, 9th, and 10th of May from 2 pm PDT to 10 pm PDT to promote it, and your donations will unlock incredible rewards and/or punishments! Come join in on the fun, help spread the word, or just hang out for the vibes~ Together, we can remove one very specific blight from America.

Speaking of very specific blights, all the SWE projects are moving along SWEmmingly (nice). We really can do that for everything, thanks primarily to the Editing Gnomes™ who whittle away progress with their miniature ministrations in the night while you sleep. It’s the same gnomes from that cobbler fairy tale; they’ve just developed a new set of skills, got a bachelor’s degree from DeVry University, married a couple of nice gnomes from New England, and have begun amassing a Gnome-Swarm™. Lots of trademarks in the Gnome World™, they’re more unionized than the Teamsters. Thanks, Editing Gnomes™! You make our lives bearable~ 

All that to say, gravy is a sauce. What else would it be? A condiment? That makes no sense. Have you ever eaten a hot condiment? I certainly hope not. Who are you, Spencer? This is why that son of a bitch has gotta go. 

Love,
Something Witty <3