XalLat TV: A mysterious incident in a provincial town

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Good afternoon, our best TV viewers in the world!

We have more breaking news! Today, a mysterious incident occurred in the town where Gaston, Belle & Co live. In the morning it was discovered that the valiant Captain Charles' house and the shady bookseller Tongas' bookstore had inexplicably changed places! Our correspondents are already in the thick of things and are ready to take comments from witnesses of the miracle.

Valiant Captain Charles

"The riots will be stopped! Moving houses is prohibited by law!.. Paragraph 5, subparagraph 4... Or paragraph 4, subparagraph 5... And it is even more prohibited to move my house! I swear by my mustache, I will figure out who is muddying the waters here! In the meantime, don't bother me, I have to work! No more comments! Talk to our Mayor."

The best Mayor of a prosperous town (by the way, thank you for supporting XalLat TV, Mr. Mayor!)

"The budget for last year was fully spent, and tax collection has not decreased at all, this is a vile lie and slander of my ill-wishers!.. Hm, are you not on this issue? And not even from the capital? Then no comments, I don't have time for idle chatter. What bookstore? Where did it move? In short, ask the bookstore owner! If you continue chitchat here,  then you yourself will move in space... to the stocks on the main square, ha-ha!"

The Shady Bookseller Tongass

"You yourself are shady! Why does everyone think it's my fault?! My shop is now further from my beauty’s house... ahem... it doesn’t matter. Either way, I'm unpleasant! Surely sorcery is involved here... I need to talk to Binker... No, she will not comment it! And I won't tell you where to find her. Find another expert, you idiots!"

Sorcery Expert, Pixie Binkertelle

"How did you find me?! You followed the big guy, right? Well, of course, what else can you expect from this idiot... What house moves?! I don't know anything about this and, in general... Hey! I can't be filmed! Put away the cameras and microphones... I'm not kidding! No, this is not an invasion plan from the Fairy Lands on the board, where did you get it from... It doesn't matter what is written there!.. Stop filming! Oh, what is it..."

*  sounds of teleportation, surprised voices of reporters, splashes and croaking  *

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Unfortunately, communication with our reporters was interrupted again. Judging by the latest sounds, the journalistic investigation unexpectedly led them to the swamp. We will wait for new live broadcasts!

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