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September 30, 2026

happy tuesday

hello, dear CADs — 

there's been an influx of new subscribers the past couple of days so i wanted to say hello. what are we around here if not hospitable?

i have quite enjoyed my time on patreon with you all thus far, i must say! for the most part you've been delightful, respectful, with a sprinkling of thirst 😛

knowing what a cesspool the internet has become, i don't take these choice vibes for granted. so, thank you.

as i've settled into the platform a bit, i'm starting to think that posting weekly is likely the right cadence for me (this post notwithstanding). so that's roughly what you can expect going forward. i can't promise a perfect record, but i'll try my best.

now, one topic that's come up a couple of times that i'd like to address more widely—

i endeavor to keep this a safe space where your thirst and desires aren't judged or chastised. that being said, DM'ing me on here is a privilege, not a right—getting too pervy w me will come with some unsavory consequences.

also, i am not entertaining requests for x-rated photos. if you want a personal/custom photo, the only current path to one is to gift me something from my wishlist. my "thank you" will include a photo of me wearing/using said gift.

now, if you want to make a truly absurd offer for foot content, who am i to stop you? but i've yet to receive one that moves me to action.

speaking of feet... one of you recently purchased a pedicure through said wish list (thank you ;)), and i'm polling the audience as to what color i should get.

note: i may completely ignore what wins ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

xx
C

VOTE: what color pedicure should i get next?

Comments (3)

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Caleb · September 30, 2026

Love how real you are with the note 😆

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Nova Tyri · September 30, 2026

I vote pink! In your membership description, one of the things listed is fan requests. Is that what you're describing with your wishlist or is there another avenue that is allowed?

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claranovich after dark · September 30, 2026

that's a fair question! tbh, "fan requests" was a pre-determined option that patreon offered and i said, "why not?" as i set up my page. but i'm still figuring out what that might look like in praxis. but if enough people ask for the same thing (within reason), i'd certainly consider it.