Uncle Shawn Giveaway

Hey VE, still waiting to hear who won this..yall are getting big now but isn’t there someone that should be responding to us?? things have become very unresponsive on the channel……

Were the winners announced for this? Wondering if I just missed the info.

I Want You For... a deep-state intelligence operation to locate the exact facility where they hide the extra-terrestrial technology that clearly powers my studio's lighting rig 😅

I want you for the anti-Semitic police ☠️☠️

“I want you for” the desecration of US values

I want you for Ben Shapiro’s security detail 😉

I want YOU for the Israeli Wire

Silencing free thinkers, rolling over and saying “who cares it’s gonna happen…it’s gonna happen.” Opinions don’t matter.

Many reasons, The main thing is to watch my baby why i get some sleep please!

…a working party, fueled by Copenhagen and Rip-its.

Did the winners ever get announced? I can’t find it anywhere.

To clean up all the dingleberries that Trump leaves trailing behind him

Your kids and your money

I want you to seek truth, understand simplicity, enjoy abundance and to use all of that to discover how to believe in who you're meant to be

I want you to tell me something shit that keeps me up till 0200 but I gotta be at work at 0330

I want you for one reason only, to test fire all of my sig rifles and pistols, especially the ones I got from Jason! Thanks Jason! 😬😘

Running out of the closet in the morning when my alarm clock goes off with 7 midgets and act like a nascar pit crew and get me dressed and make my bed.

I want you for hope! Tell me something so fascinating, I get get lost in it. I get lost in the fighting for something I once knew. Tell me something believable, accurate, so conceptually mind blowing , immersive. He that it restores my dismal outlook on how nothing we see or hear is real. How do you change the worlds make helix efforts. If you don’t even heroic what is it. time goes by , it gets worse. Inwantbyoungontellmme yakmwthungbthtbyaws to give me feelingbinused to felon true, but serve serving, and enlightenment how to in humanity and lives metrue, that i can’t sta true thats that and true that gives me some peace that we aren’t all am that

To fight bureaucracy in order to support our war fighter.

Our Zionist lobby

I want you... on my wingman team for a high-speed, low-drag range day turning leftist lunatics into something resembling functional adults.

To tell me about my cars extended warranty.

I want you for the official gummy bear tester 😉🫡

Funny response, to win contest.

Long walks on the beach and feelings talks. 🤙

Target Practice.

I want you for taxes to go to terrorist and Israel

I want you for spare parts.

My Qur’an Tutor

....My Ed McMahon Sidekick on SRS!

To keep funding Israel bullshit…

I Want You For... confirming that my FBI agent is proud of my search history.

Out of the box thinking!!

I want you for taxation and blind loyalty while we pad our pockets and federally overreach all your rights as a tax payer.

I want you for Exposing Truth.

to come shoot cool guns on my private range

I Want You For - Checking the condition my condition was in -

making sure my freedom and my smoker both stay lit

Relief. Please remove the door from my windows so I can take the skittles out of the microfridge. My cats horn has a nasty carburetor mark the runs the whole zipper back to salt.

Igniting the new fried chicken scented fireworks at the Kentucky State Fair. *Fireworks sponsored by the Colonel’s ChickMobile in the food court.

Hey,Dr Tara,where’s my prostate massager?

Ballerina lessons. Nimble toes are tactical toes

"I Want You For the position of Official Alibi Provider. Must be comfortable lying to both the IRS and my wife about the flamethrower collection."

I want you for : leaders of Our Country we fought so hard for and died for to stand up and be heard and also stand in the shadows and be the watchers To give your lives to Jesus ! Be the watchers to stop this garbage that's been way too long ! All must stand and we must stop the evils of OUR Beautiful Country ! Protect the little ones Protect Our Religion Protect Our Brothers Protect Our Country Live right and seek Jesus

…a mission so pointless it already has government funding!

I Want You For… Operation Mockingbird’s Employee of the Month.

Drug trials. Edit: (sorry forgot wrong answers only let me try again.) I want you to believe in politicians

I Want You For - Teaching AIPAC Congressional Servants the new game of Hide and Go Fuck Yourself -

I Want You For - The US Congressional Grow A Pair Committee

I Want You For - Finding out what the snafu is with the DC swamp drain project Trump allegedly started -

I Want You For - Being the person that your dog thinks you are -

I Want You For - Heading up the construction project for The National Mall Gallows, while delivering a revolving public lecture on why being a traitor is a horrible and extremely unhealthy career choice -

I Want You For - The New "TAR and FEATHER for ACCOUNTABILITY COMMITTEE"

i want you to go forth and spread the word of the gospel to all nations!!

Investment partnership in beanie babies. They are making huge comeback. Trump told me so

Israel agenda

"I want you for" your capabilities to bring people together, and enlighten us on the truth so we can collectively combat the lies that have us divided. ❤️

Gummy bear taste tester

Most influential person.

House Manager

What are constitutional requirements

For target practice and dinner

More and then some

😅🤣

"I want you for... a three-hour podcast on proper lawnmower maintenance."

I want you for... infiltrating a retirement home poker ring."

"I want you for... quality control at a ketchup factory. Nobody inspects a hot dog like you."

"I want you for... the Tier 1 task force assigned to locate the missing 10mm socket."

To collab with half face blades!

“I want you for… SEAL Team Netflix Password Recovery.”

Wait, look over there!

I want you for clandestine operations. Please, no questions. Details will be provided at the appointed time.

for a mani-pedicare night wearing a pink tutu

I want YOU for….what REaLLY happened… the pursuit of truth!

to parachute into rural Slovenia with nothing but an accordion, a Costco rotisserie chicken, and a laminated photo of Winston Churchill, then explain to the locals why this is critical to U.S. national security.

Racing on a midget horse against Ben Shapiro

“a starring role in the big beautiful shit show at the fuck factory”

My target.

"your inability to think critically, unwaivering support to follow the crowd, and to never ask why you pay taxes or where that money goes"

I want you for…..The UFC fight at the white house

I want you for another goverment watchlist 🤣

I want you for reasons I can’t disclose

I want you for your truth

Find my left, red colored, sock.

To buy a sig spear

Shawn: “I want you… (pointing @ Me)… to be on my Podcast!” Me: ‘What Podcast???’ (love your show ;)

Shawn…. “I want you”….. me…. “Easy bro, we just met. Take me to dinner first, then we will talk.”

becoming dangerously over-prepared for the apocalypse… or just Tuesday.”

A Full body search of Michelle Obama.. on the show.. then give him a free bag of gummies..

... your undeveloped prefrontal cortex. 🧠

…Making the roses red, the violets blue and there’s not much else for you to do!

Prayer and target practice

Another 4 years so we can see how much more we can fk you up.

I want you for long time Joe🤣

"TRIGGERED? GOOD."

Bait…. Let’s go catch some child predators!

Illegal bull riding in a speedo

I want you for my honey I know you aint got no money

I Want You For the lizard people takeover

Running the Democratic National Committee. 😂

I want you for My Unlawfully Wedded Strife

I want you for Green eggs and Spam, I want you Sam I am

I want you for …. Starting a war and when you finish , pay for your damages you caused the enemy !

Starting a war and afterwards paying the enemy for the shit you blew you !

I Want You For... a super top secret sexy mission! I Want You For… a 5-hour “quick” podcast. I Want You For… the Area 51 security team.

pedo/traitor gallows duty!

living your best Biblical life (1 Peter 3:8-12)

…Making the roses red, the violets blue and I don’t have much else for you to do!

I want you for this life to know Jesus. To stay in His word. To follow His ways. So that you will have eternity in heaven.

Vigorous and consistent shit show content, highlight political incompetence and corruption

....stop believing the lies & stop lying your beliefs!

....to stop asking me about running for political office!!

I want you for my step-daddy.

…always.

changing out the tampons in the men's washroom's to better our service members.

I want you for burgers, beers, and screaming about rigged elections in flag boxers—because your vote really matters.

I want you for.. whatever happened between page 36 and 37 involving JFK and Israel 🫪

To be the Israeli diplomat to the U.S. ....

I want you for… “three hours of close, uncomfortable eye contact, while you eat gummy bears and answer questions the government doesn’t want asked”.

Probe time with Steven Greer and the Non Human Biologics!

“I want you for… taste-testing my questionable chili recipe.”

FIRE WATCH 😭

“I Want You For… helping me explain this credit card bill to my wife after buying more gear.”

I want you… to fly a drone with a banner attached to back flying up and down the East Coast Beaches w/ the banner saying, searching for GOP’s BALLS! If you should find one just use red paint w/circle and a slash and we will contact Ball Busters!

I want you for bringing our country together

meet me at the range with your suppressed pickle shooter for a shoot off!

My Baalroom!

I want you for my daughters new ballet teacher 💃

Chew big red or fuck you!

“I want you for your ability to make bad decisions sound great!”

For being the next guest on The View

I want you for employment as an elderly caregiver at the white house!

I want you for Dan Crenshaw’s security detail 😂🤣

I want you for employment as an elderly caregiver at the white house!

testing the structural integrity of a completely different, much taller and grander top hat.….

Debauchery and Truth Bombing!

A target

I want you to deny deny and protect the lie

Finding your password was pen15

Uncle Sam is staring directly into your soul with that intense glare because even he knows your excuses are getting weak. Put down the phone, close the 47 tabs, and go do the thing. 🇺🇸

I want you for my travel agent/guide to exotic locations like Yemen and Colombia!

the SRS One Legged Ass Kicking tournament on July 4th at the SRS studio!

A roll of toilet paper on that finger

I want you for ... help around the yard.

I want you for vigilance elite gummy bears, legal in all 50 states.

Your input...

I want you for… Operation Ghostwriter. Mission: breach the Barnes & Noble military section and recover every former Navy SEAL book titled Classified, Declassified, Reclassified, Still Classified But Somehow Available in Paperback, and I Can’t Talk About It: A 437-Page Firsthand Account With Maps, Dialogue, Grid Coordinates, and a Sticker That Says “Based on Events I’m Not Allowed to Discuss. Anchors away.

Burying truth and supporting injustice!

I want you to be vigilant and elite

I want you for… another 7 hour podcast

anal probe testing in israel's top secret u.s funded ufo project!

Mujigulating

To be free

Taking over Shawn’s gun locker because Shawn finds them to be too f$&king violent.

Obedience

A quick chat about your search history and your recent financial decisions!

The aux cord

"I want you for... my election campaign"

Telling the Truth

“I want you for… the special ops unit that actually reads the terms and conditions before clicking ‘I agree.’ Heroes only.”

I want you for…seeing truth and sharing wisdom!

for pedo hunting!

"I want you for... the Crenshaw School of Crisis Escalation: Turning hot mics into cold takes since breakfast."

"I want you for quality control on ballerina dresses"

A leader in bringing this nation back to God and leading the fight for moral and common sense ethical sanity for all!

The “things” needed taken care of.

The Israeli Defense Force 😩

Truth, Justice, and the American Way!

I want YOU for... my Super Duper Secret Elite Paintball Team that will conquer all who oppose us!

All the wrong reasons!

...to police the brass on my shooting range!

Redoing the autopsies on Charlie Kirk, Jeffrey Epstein, and JFK.

Dat booty

America's ambassador to israel

Keeping me regular..

a Tier 1 direct action raid on the guy who microwaved fish in the team room.

The keynote speaker at the next furry National Convention

helping me hide the body

I want you for… one more tax on the tax you already paid with taxed income.

The United States-Israeli Army Draft

I want you to find all the missing socks 🧦 in every household dryer in the United States of America 🇺🇸 ! It’s the least you can do. ;)

I want you for protecting a country who's elites don't care about you just what you can do for them.

the elite team dedicated to enabling child trafficking, restoring woke standards to greatness, and keeping our corrupt politicians fat and powerful

Truth Revolution

Help to permanently seal the Epstein files

Giving Michelle Obama a Cough Test for a hernia....lmao hahah lol

All anti American to leave the 🇺🇸

Trusting your government over God… keep scrolling and consuming. There’s nothing to see here!

...my target practice on my range!!

I want you… to help me save kids.

My next guest! 😁

Hood slidin!

Some sketchy shit!

“I want you for Ass Blaster Brigade” 💦

a questionable undertaking. Trust me, I’m from the government.

My next unbelievable, fabulous, outstanding war of attrition!

I want you for karaoke in the congressional budget hearing room

I want you for...the next SEAL's dissing SEAL's drama podcast.

Little Saint James water treatment plant

EVAHH

Hunting Child Predators and Abusers Online

For a Good Time - wink wink

For my shows sidkick

My free gummies

covering up the truth.

I Want You.... To Protect Our Data Centers!

… to participate in my next questionable decision

To be the new recruit 🤣 https://youtu.be/YhtbImmYWoQ?is=NyggjStVLi-JCfid

I want you for the next big installment of the gender blender!

I want you for the Sig Sauer P365 Legion ultimate shootout!

a voiceover actor for the next Disney animated movie...Toy Story 6

I Want You For Some Funny Business!

I want you for compelling, in depth interviews

Looking like John Daly😊

I want you for a casual six-hour podcast about UFOs and government secrets

I want you for uncomfortable discussions

supporting our Government in not condemning as well as ignoring any nefarious and illegal activities of all Government officials and their classification as Americans Above The Law.

A new political party

I want you for... whatever bad decision requires exactly two people and absolutely no supervision.

Giving Your Life for Israel

Operation "lost sock"

A doodle watcher!

I want you for the rest of your life

99 reasons, in which we will provide full transparency and inform the American people the wholistic intent and purpose of our actions, because I feel we can trust you with the truth! …But a lie ain’t one! 🇺🇸🫡🦅🫡🇺🇸

I want you to take these gummy bears.. they’re legal in all 50 states

...ask my next Tier 1 guest why every serious operator should carry a backup Glock... for opening stubborn beef jerky and gummy bear packages during a gunfight. And insist every tactical vest have a built in cup holder for protein drinks.

To be an independent sovereign citizen

I want you to go to Shawn likes gold dot com

"the sourcing of PETN and the deportation of bomb dogs"

I want you for government. all the government

I Want You For... distracting a park ranger with morning mushroom coffee brewed with the morning dew while I hunt down the black bear seen off I-65 that stole our Vigilance Elite gummy bears.

I want you for taking the biggest, most massive SHIT, of your entire life. Thanks to Bub’s Naturals collagen peptides and apple cider vinegar gummies

I want you.....to give up you're constitutional rights and freedoms by submitting to the global elites so they can continue to reshape our society into a debt machine.

I want you for a 3 hour and 26 minute conversation that will make you question everything you thought was real

The most dangerous mission in America & Earth. Protecting Children!

Israel

I want you to... join my new erotactical seal chipendale band

I want you for Emperor

"I Want You For sitting through a 6-hour podcast episode about the history of the tactical turtleneck and how it saved Lindsey Grahams life... "

I want you for your patriotism, but only if Is-rael.

For my next interview

I want you..... to crash my next podcast episode dressed as a rogue CIA agent, swap my coffee with pickle juice, and force me to interview a sock puppet named “Deep Throat” about why aliens only visit on Taco Tuesday

I WANT YOU to come and visit America's newest US territory IRAN 🇮🇷

Being an investor in our new store The Tactical Toddler. Hey, even our littlest need to be prepared during these crazy times! 🫣🙃

I want you..... to end every episode whispering, “Thanks for listening… unless this was all just a government psy-op to sell more supplements.”

MERICA

Semper fi always faithful to the American way.

The Israeli Army

The goy farm

Your tax dollars

I want you for president in 2028!

I Want You For Assistance With My Yearly Manscaping.

I Want You For America, not the current goy fed slop

Your love of taxes and gun regulation!

I Want You For a sleep experiment! It’ll only take a day, you and a few others, in a silent chamber. Make it through the night and I’ll get my boys at Sig to hook you up with the new P211 GTO. That simple…… I promise.

Your extensive wealth of knowledge and professional advice in pond and lake excavation.

Recommendations for a proctologist. My hemorrhoids-are killing me!

I want you, to be my Vice President because I, Shawn Ryan am running for President!!!! You heard it here first.

“..the next war for our homies in Israel.”

I WANT YOU FOR - Heading up the new Department of Investigation of Investigations, that Investigate ALL previous Investigations. which lead to nothing more than more investigations to investigate -

Gun range clean-up

Secret mission to Thailand for banana bread and a sig rattler

To give us your tax dollars to build Learing Centers

Squatty Potty

I want you for… finding the Tupperware lid that matches this bowl

I Want You For... my alibi.

Misinformation on the direction our country is headed… and gummy bears

I want you for the official spokesman position to bring Hobby Horsing to the professional level!

Operation Trust The Government

I Want you for.....a high-stakes reconnaissance mission to find out who stole my labeled yogurt from the breakroom fridge.

Testing out new Sig Sauer firearms.

I want you for designing and doing my new arm tattoo.

To raise an army of Tamagotchi to protect the human race against AI

I want you for….a secret mission to Epstein Island!

I want you for… the fight on good vs evil!

I want you for a he restoration of the sanity for this country.

I want you for your tax dollars for spotted frog research and nuclear proliferation.

the war on edible MRE's!

I WANT YOU, to embrace conformity and avoid independent thought.

Eat the bugs

I Want YOU For the FBI watchlist starter pack.

"I want you for..." Get in the car, don't ask questions, and we may have to hurt some people...

I want you for… an alibi.

I WANT YOU FOR - CLEANING ALL MY CORDLESS HOLE PUNCHERS

Legacy media support

My upcoming episode on how to be a better vegan

My god fearing Vigilance elite team

Picking up all the stuff you put down!

I want you for explaining to my wife why I needed a tenth rifle.

my collection. I just checked and you aren't in it.

I Want You For Supporting the Military-Industrial Complex! I Want You For Exploiting People's Online Data!

…tax revenue

Fire watch

Limited Edition 250th Red, White And Blue Gummy bears

the secret squadron.

I Want You For… helping me fight the geese at the park. They’ve gotten cocky.

…My band. We only play Nickelback covers.

Nettin' a yahoo

GOOD!

Sending more money to the Taliban 😅

President!

Exposing evil and corruption, and to wake up the hearts and souls of those who have been brainwashed into following along with evil!

I want you for more oversight and less accountability!

Join the Vigilance Elite Spaghetti Slurpin' Society!

I want for you to finally know that our religion was based off Aliens coming to earth..... religion is basically a cargo cult

"I Want You For.... Picking up all the brass in my back yard"

…experimental gummy bear taste testing.

Butt stuff.

I want you for my emergency contact because if anyone can explain why gummy bears were part of the plan, it’s you.

The MISSION.

“I want you for” A 9am bootyhole inspection at a run down building from and old man followed by a lifetime of back pain.

Julian Assange’s body double

Information for my congressional stock portfolio

my alibi. No further questions.

I want you for no lives matter

Compulsive nagger

Be the next member of my Big Hat Club!

holding my place in the line at the DMV while I take a 5-hour nap!

Honor Peace and Liberty.”

Hunting child predators and holding our government accountable for its actions

Taxes, and supporting single mothers who make terrible choices.

A sheep dip.

Supper!

Police call of brass

Jury Duty!

Deez Gummy Bears!

To submit to Israel!

I Want You For the Jeffrey Epstein Lebanon Expansion Project!

Sexual gratification

My off-hand rock throwing team (That segment lives rent free in my hand😂)

Bringing peace to the world for eternity.

....section 8 housing!

To pull my finger