April Fools!
This was an April fools joke.
Hello everyone!
Who's that pokemon? Wait, wrong meme.
Today I'm happy to announce a new main character will be joining the cast!
I know, I know, some other girls like Autumn need more content, but I can't possibly be spread too thin, right? The more the merrier!
This character will be unlike any other main character in the game, for reasons I will discuss soon. You could sort of think of her like a Hero Class in World of Warcraft.
I think you already know who it is. Black hair, glasses, not much content, consecutively high on the polls, and highly requested for content.
That's right, it's...
Kali's Dad!
This sexy young lady is very experienced, and her main theme will be femdom content. She's far more experienced than all of the other girls combined. Here are some of what you'll get right at the start with this new character.
All stats are max!
Nobody likes grinding, so all of Kali's Dad's stats are 999 by default.
Nothing's off the table!
All of Kali's Dad's sexual content will also be available from the start. You'll no longer need to actually get to know this character to fuck her!
Female ++
Not only will Kali's Dad have boobjobs, anal, vaginal, and more. She'll also be able to give it to you!
This was an April fools joke.
Comments (33)
Keep up the good work! :3
Gay? Ang?
Runey, in Lin's description shouldn't it be pleasure you instead of please her you.... :p
Oops, thanks!
I'm down for him to come onto the scene
When will v0.7 come out?
I love how u had to put the 'this was an April fool's joke.' how many people did u piss off
Hey runey do you still play world of warcraft i do as well
Not much lately with BfA. Just trying to get Zandalari Trolls.
When will v0.7 come out?
hahahaha
10/10 for imagination
😆
So it's a dad joke? :) (sorry)
was thinking it was gonna be Juliet haha. You sneaky
was thinking it was gonna be Juliet haha. You sneaky
Oh my god.... Yeah!! 😆
It would be good if the android had a 2B suit by Nier Automata
I second this 1000x
Love this game for sure, updates are always awesome..and since you mentioned it I have to ask, do you play World of Warcraft then? Been playing since the beginning :)
Of course! I got into it pretty late with 6 months left inside Pandaria. But I've played it ever since! Monk Orc
I began reading this post genuinely interested and excited. About halfway through I remembered what day is it...
Bahaha Runey. 😆🤣💀
good joke LOL
change the name of the game to daddy's hotel
It's a joke right?
On today? Of all days?
lol.
Will there be a cheat to turn every character into Kali's dad? I feel like that's really what the game needs
It's april 2nd here :P
Just the thought of getting a boobjob from Kali's Dad gave me 0======#3
This, I need this.
This is the best thing I never knew I needed.