Two Sentence Sadness | Bonus Video

two sentence sad :( story Time stopped, and in the halted chaos mouths were frozen over in petrified screams, eyes wide in horror, with me at the center of it all. The way my father used to like telling it, my birth was an absolute bloodbath. :) hehe

I kinda love that the basic format of the two sentence stories is: "Things were normal. Cancer."

Need to understand what's going on in the heads of the hundreds of people who read these, nod solemnly to themselves and upvote

Honestly segregating cemeteries sounds like something Trump would do for no reason lmao

These feel to me like what I imagine an emotionally immature person's idea of "sad" would be. A lot of the things that make me the most sad can often be pretty small and simple, mundane even; little things that just feel tragic and human. Most of these are just so over the top and outlandish, almost like they're trying to shock you more than necessarily invoke sadness.

Honestly, I feel like Lily can still have the coat, even if the regime canceled Christmas

The fundamental problem with putting a lot of effort into writing one of these two sentence poems is that if you write the best one in history, you'll have done it for... Reddit. Scary stuff.

"i couldn't think of any good ideas" the notification made me light up like an object that's really bright. I loved the two sentence horror video, i always crave more

did not understand what most of these were going for without you explaining it to me lmao

"sorry lily, but the regime cancelled christmas this year" is one of those phrases I can just tell is going to be stuck in my lexicon forever now

The canceled Christmas and segregated skeletons are definitely in the same universe