Adult Toys
I know there are folks out there that would absolutely love an adult toy with the guys.
So, if one of these fellas were to offer up the goods for you to play with as a silicone replica (a dildo!), which one would you want?
Nothing set in stone, but it's an idea I've played with for a bit!
Comments (82)
Oh no... my wallet will not be happy with me buying 7 dildos
Richard!!! Love me some rhino
Chester because of the needed size of course! Harold is a close second though.
Chester's a D12 for a reason...
Love all of them, but Papa Bear Harold will always be the Top 1 in my heart 🐻❤
For you and many others!
Dwayne all day every day 💘🙏🏾
I really wanna see a Dwayne one...
I love daddy Harold
A grand choice!
Honorable mention to the Dean I can't vote for, but in my heart of hearts wished for.
Bahaha, of course there'd be some dad love in there too x3
All of them, but I vote for Darius because I know Harold, Spencer, and Chester are more than covered; and the brave lion needs love too. Also, Bull and Lion plushies when ;-)
The lion certainly needs some love! Plushies... I need, but I'm waiting on Pawprint Press for that!
All of them but if I had to choose it would be Richard & Harold! To be in the middle of those 2 sexy beasts would be a dream come true! 💋❤️🤤
Make that an order for two, please! Richard & Harold sandwich!
would love ones of spencers and darius' ass hehehe
Those would be fun...
My gut says Richard but my heart wants Harold
Misread "gut" for "butt", so... yeah X3
Where's the option for all of them?
I should have added that, bahaha
Ugh, I feel like I have a complaint with this. I cannot spam Harold as the answer. I quite literally went to press on his name multiple times. Like not as a joke, that was just my natural response.
Bahaha, a flaw in the voting system!
Dozer gets my vote here for a few reasons: His was the first route I completed, I like the colors of his..., he doesn't have a lot of votes. Finally, he might not be a bad dragon, but he's a badass kaiju.
I mean, these are all good reasons (and I also really like Dozer...)
Easy answer: All of them....Hard answer: Harold first :3c
All of them is a good answer
Im so glad so many are on board with Harold being the one I would buy it in a heartbeat tbh
Everyone loves the big bear!
ALL OF THEM!!! In order from "most anticipated, to least" I would choose... (1.Harold (2.Richard (3.Cheaster (4.Darius (5.Spencer (6.Dozer (7.Dwayne. I would absolutely empty my bank account for a ride with the EA cast!!!
I would loooove all of them at some point! (Good order too, haha)
Never bought an adult toy but I'd definitely buy these
A good first buy, haha
On board the Dwayne Train, I have to support my simp target.
It's nice seeing Dwayne love ;3
I'm obviously not paying enough attention. Who's Dwayne?
Gorilla you meet after leaving Harold's class on Day 2
All?
I'd like to!
I would definitely buy my two husbands Richard and Chester
Actually do all of them atp😭😭
#AllOfThem lol
Yes!
Everyone is so wrong with this one. In universe, which character is most likely to mass produce and sell a dildo based off of his own cock. Which character is sexually motivated and perverted enough, and just right amount of self-absorbed, to do something like that? It should be a no-brainer.
Hahaha, that's a fair way to reason with it too! x3
I'm on Darius, Spencer, Richard train.
That's a grand train to be on too!
Would love one from Dozer and Chester
My favorite pairing, so... I can relate!
I would so buy Harold, Chester or Richards!
Another pull for all the big fellas!
Awwww oomg I need them all but umm Spencer and Grifter ♡♡♡
All of them WOULD be nice...
Chester and Dozer are my first picks!
The perfect pairing x3
Chester the Big Moo!
A must!
Honestly they're all amazing but Richard, Harold and Chester are always gonna be my top three X3
Choose ALL The big men, I see...
Oh that's a tough one! They are all great choices
Then vote for them all, haha!
Hands down, Harold and Richard. The two hottest daddies I also want to ship together.
Two LARGE fellas at that!
Need me a chode of a Dwayne dildo
I would love to see one of those, haha
Oh I would love Dozer but at least Harold is my second choice :3
Two big boys for Kibz!
I think a muzzle/fleshlight of the guys would be a cool idea too ^^
I agree! It's something else to think about too~ (Ya know, especially after Darius's route...)
I'd get any of them but without a doubt Harold would be the 1st one I get 🥰
I feel like he's who folks would want the most ;3
Omg awesome, tbh I’d get any of them haha
Good, good!
I may be strictly Spencer but even I'm sensible enough to say our Kaiju bro...for obvious reasons 😘
A GOOD CHOICE
Spencer is very hot haha
Agreed~
Harold all the way! Not only is he big, but you can have something to remind you of how large he is as a man!
Absolutely!
Fuck it I’m voting for them all
Even Dwayne he’s just so adorable