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February 27, 2026

Radio War Nerd EP #584 - World of Wars: US/UK Grotesque, Looming Iran War

Recorded: February 25, 2026

Grapes, SOTU, crumbling Democrats, collapsing Labour, Huckaburger, Iran War...

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-Strait of Hormuz

-Neocon FDD map to collapse Iran's economy

Total time: 1:22:56
Direct link to this episode's mp3 here

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Sound production by Telescope Audio

Comments (35)

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Mathew Muntz · March 1, 2026

Croatian nationalists take credit for the entire California wine industry because (allegedly) Zinfandel was brought to Napa valley by one Miljenko “Mike” Grgić in the 50s. Would you be surprised to know that his company still puts the Ustashe coat of arms on every bottle?

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Mark Ames · March 4, 2026

amazing

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Kevin Hickey · March 1, 2026

What was the book on Iran that shortchanged Manicheans?

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Mark Ames · March 4, 2026

Axworthy's book History of Iran

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LET ME DELETE MY ACCOUNT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES · March 1, 2026

And...the US & Israel have lost control of the situation almost instantly.

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Aditya V · March 1, 2026

Very timely . And you predicted it right that Trump would attack Iran. Wapo mentioned today that MBS had urged Trump in multiple phone conversations to attack Iran. His brother did the same in January. MBS lobbied with Biden to let Israel kill Nasrallah.

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Genghis Cohen · February 28, 2026

Talk about timing huh boys

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JoR · February 28, 2026

Someone here called it that it was gonna be the shortest time between an episode previewing a war and the war occurring. Was probably less then a 12 hour gap lol

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JoR · February 28, 2026

I think the co hosts would agree but let’s say they did kill Khamenei. Seems like a good case scenario for Iran. He’s older, he’s a spiritual leader for a culture that promotes martyrdom in defense of the nation. He’s far from some irreplaceable guy. To me this just consolidates internal power for the regime. (“You oppose the Islamic republic? Okay, look, they just assassinated our leader!”).

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GC · February 28, 2026

Khamenei apparently killed in the initial wave of strikes, RWN episode soon plz

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NYCM&AHole · February 28, 2026

Lol a day early! the war nerd curse lives!

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Christopher Small · February 28, 2026

The outbreak of war pre-empts this, but after Mark’s Red Balloon reference, I gotta link to the Critic scene: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A5K_oUjyyrQ&pp=ygUWdGhlIGNyaXRpYyByZWQgYmFsbG9vbg%3D%3D

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Jason Thompson · February 28, 2026

Uhh… on a brighter note, John, what old science fiction novels have you been enjoying? (I remember I liked Brian Aldiss’s “Graybeard”)

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GC · February 28, 2026

Book of the New Sun, anyone? Genuinely weird. I have an uncertain memory of John mentioning it at some point but who knows if that actually happened

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William · February 28, 2026

I don’t think there’s any way the war goes on for long- the US has no stomach for casualties, be it planes, or ships. Iran has shown the ability to attrit missile defenses and cause damage without even resorting to their best weapons; it sounds like they just want Iran to capitulate so where’s the resolve for a long campaign?

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drizzly_november · February 28, 2026

Somewhere in Fresno, the original Gary Brecher is cracking open a Diet Coke and salivating at the thought of carriers sliding to the floor of the Persian Gulf right now.

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Brian Brain · February 28, 2026

Cheers Gary

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Ira Lewy · February 28, 2026

Platner is not anti-war. He very carefully says he’s anti- bad/pointless wars. But he’s for rearming for war with China

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William · February 28, 2026

Dawg, who isn’t

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William · February 28, 2026

Honestly, what has changed since the twelve day war

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teh_drewski · February 28, 2026

*sigh* I look forward to the episode detailing exactly what the fuck is going on right now.

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Professor Jokes · February 28, 2026

52 minutes of talking about trump and still waiting to hear about iran

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William · February 28, 2026

Yeah, why the fuck do I want to know about the only guy who is able to start the war

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Matt · February 28, 2026

Welp, here we go...

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David Andrews · February 28, 2026

Nice timing. I looks like you'll have to do an emergency follow up episode.

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JoR · February 28, 2026

One Iran counter measure not mentioned today, that you guys always use to mention: turning the Saudi oil fields and water desalination plants into glass. Since Iran and Saudi had their “peace deal”, do we think this is no longer on the table? If push comes to shove I feel like even some of irans old missiles could wipe out the Saudi economy overnight. Might be a smart follow up to closing the strait. Would our economy survive the Saudi’s collapsing (genuinely asking, I’m not sure how important their “oil” is)

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Jason Thompson · February 28, 2026

I wonder if Iran would be wise to focus their attacks on the UAE, the more shamelessly pro West & pro Israel of the two big Gulf powers

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Kamran Husain · February 27, 2026

maine is crazy i was constantly being lectured about the patriot act by guys who were about to join the marines

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Kamran Husain · February 28, 2026

also didn’t the f22 miss one of the birthday balloons

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hispeedboats · February 27, 2026

In Puglia, the grape Americans call Zinfandel is known as Primitivo. It originally comes from the Dalmatian Coast of Croatia where it is known as Tribidrag. California grows it by the tons. Some of the oldest vines are in Lodi and Amador County CA dating back to the 19th century. It can be pretty heavy and tannic, but lighter versions as well.

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Sean Enright · February 27, 2026

I think you guys would enjoy Tim Heidecker‘s interview with Graham Platner. He’s pretty good at explaining this past in general, he talks like a genuine lefty

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blazed uncle · February 27, 2026

This might end up being War Nerd’s quickest “there might be a war” episode to emergency “there is now a war” episode turnover

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GC · February 28, 2026

yyyyyyep good call

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NYCM&AHole · February 27, 2026

I barely drink wine. I drink scotch or rye.

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NYCM&AHole · February 27, 2026

Smart naming of the episode