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August 28, 2018

Open Letters to Good Drivers

 To the Steady Car on the Freeway


It was late

And I’d been driving all day

On the very last leg

Of a road trip.


You drove the perfect speed.

You stayed steady and true.

What a relief to relax in traffic

And follow your lead!


To the Sports Car that Didn’t Tailgate


Sporty cars on mountain roads

Make their impatience known,

Can’t resist fast curves,

Are loud in sound and deed.


But not you!

You hung back a respectful distance

And only closed the gap 

As we approached a passing lane.


To the Minivan that Played it Cool


You know how it goes:

One erratic vehicle brakes for no reason,

Or cuts off traffic,

And the wave of breaking spreads down the highway.


But the buck stopped with you!

You absorbed the shockwave, saved us all

From traffic borne of nothing.


To the Driver in the Parking Lot


You didn’t know I had a backup camera.

You didn’t know I’d had an awful day,

An awful year,

Was at my loneliest, most isolated.


You saw the truck that made my exit tight

And jumped out of your car to help direct

And waved me on my way.


I had a backup camera. I didn’t need your help,

But oh, how I needed it!

Don’t laugh, kind stranger, but I cried the entire way to the supermarket.


To the Patient Motorcyclist


We were at a crawl.

You were in front of me 

I saw it all.


You could have squeezed through between the lanes.


What kind of hero are you, that you patiently waited?

It was 15 years ago 

And I still think of you sometimes.

Comments (10)

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aram comjean · August 31, 2018

Cleary driving in Massachusetts... But as someone who drove a lot, I've met a few of these drivers in my travels. As my grandfather said, be nice to people, it doesn't cost you anything.

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SeeFood · August 29, 2018

Lovely, poetic, even if fantasy is not my favourite genre.

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Kenny Tilton · August 29, 2018

"And I still think of you sometimes." Wow. The artist/genius in traffic. So where did this come from? Really wonderful and different.

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Cain · August 29, 2018

I love this. Both vehicles and nice people (and nice people in vehicles). And little nice things that are really such big nice things - just like this post.

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Hidekazu Oki · August 29, 2018

This had nothing to do with math but it's fabulous! I love it that you made your simple joys and thoughts of life into neat little poems.

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Simon V (Rith) · August 29, 2018

I love this so much. Here's to the good drivers out there! You're very much appreciated.

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Val Delane · August 28, 2018

This is a most welcome perspective change from road rage. Appreciate the good ones!

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Kenny Tilton · August 29, 2018

I must confess I was waiting for a negative and when none came finally got this larger message.

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Kin · August 28, 2018

Pom pom poem

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Beat · August 28, 2018

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