‘Zombie Company’ Apocalypse Looms in China
This whole episode was basically an excuse for me to ask you this: what would YOU do in the event of a zombie apocalypse? I'm picking up tips and tricks.
—Chris
‘Zombie Company’ Apocalypse Looms in China | China Economy and Trade (YouTube)
Comments (8)
Chris, how often do you go watch Shen Yun performances?
hide in one of chinas mega ghost cities.
Xiiaaoo Yaaqiiiing waants straaateegiiic innduustriiies avaaiilaable forrrrrrrrr warr produuuuctiiionnn ?? ???
Why is there only one time zone in the entire PRC?
Excellent reporting. And entertaining!
As an early adopter, my plan has always been to assimilate to the fashion quickly, before EVERYBODY becomes a zombie. I want to tuck into some sweet, sweet brains while they are still sweet, before it becomes too hard to find fresh "converts."
My Addidas cross trainers, protective loincloth, and tall hat rigged with a gallon of high viscosity grease, on slow release, should allow me to swerve past your rotting tendons, as they will be unable to gain purchase on my svelte fleeting form, and you are left grasping only the tee-hee sound of high pitched laughter fading in the distance.
Hey Chris, what's your zombie plan?