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September 22, 2017

“Rocket Man” Is Blowing Up China

After hearing about Rocket Man, you'll be saying, "hold me closer, tiny dancer." But don't worry, the United States has a secret weapon. Just call in Bennie and the Jets. 

—Chris

“Rocket Man” Is Blowing Up China | China Uncensored (YouTube)

Comments (5)

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Iraviya · September 23, 2017

What happened at 1:34? If I see something like that on this channel again, I will withdraw my pledge immediately.

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Michael B. Cayce · September 23, 2017

Rocket Man is a Rock Star! Barking Trump is jealous!

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Stuart Massion · September 22, 2017

I would go a little easy on the phony Japanese accent. Does China Uncensored make fun of Chinese accents too? I haven't noticed that. You might have enjoyed Trump's rhetoric at the U.N., but the rest of the world sure didn't. The "retaliation" from North Korea was very swift. In a cruel blow that bordered on a genocidal atrocity, Kim Jun Un, or at least his translator, forced all Americans to look up the word "dotage." The rest of the speech made Kim Jong Un sound so reasonable, I almost had to like him (for a second). Trump seems to have that affect on tyrants of all stripes: he makes them look so reasonable and intelligent in comparison.

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Taralee Crain · September 22, 2017

Lovely. It's a good time to start drinking.

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Cole McLean · September 22, 2017

Trumparo rell read us to victory 🇯🇵