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December 14, 2023

(Preview) Visit the UK | Honest Government Ad 🇬🇧

Dear Patrons

Here's the preview for our final Honest Government Ad of 2023, which will be coming out this weekend

This one goes out to all our Patrons in the UK - who've been patiently waiting since our last UK HGA last year

As always, you're the first ones to hear it - so any feedback you might have is useful (and entertaining) to me while I finish editing!

nb. some things will only make sense when you can see the visuals. For example, the "dangerous parasites" are Prince Andrew, Katie Hopkins and Andrew Tate (let me know if there's anyone else who should be in that list); the "haunted Dickensian lampost" is Jacob Reese-Mogg. And the site that British voters should not visit is this: tacticalvote.co.uk

The rest you might just have to imagine until the video comes out!

Catch you in a couple of days when we're ready to launch it

Giordano

direct link to audio preview

Comments (12)

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Jason Orcamoon · December 15, 2023

Also can't wait for the video! Banana Republicans! I've been calling them the RShits but Banana Republicans better captures where the USA is headed if these Evangelicals can establish their "Christian" Theocracy. A Banana Republic with nukes lead by autocratic Banana Republicans who want to spread their religion will not confine themselves to North America. They will conquer Canada and Mexico and more on their crusades. Watch US allies who are currently nuke free scramble to build nukes if the Banana Republicans take over in 2025 or before. How can they take over before? Meet MAGA Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House and second in line to be POTUS. https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/10/26/mike-johnson-house-speaker-55-things-to-know-00123593 All these extremists need to do is assassinate Joe & Kamala and MAGA Mike becomes President where he can hand the 2024 election to the Mandarin Mussolini.

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Bryan A. · December 15, 2023

Ouch! Can't wait for the finished serving..! 😘

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Al Capone · December 14, 2023

Perhaps the ad could include: Australia has Bananas in Pyjamas, the United States has the Banana Republicans and not to be outdone, British Tories have a taste for straight bananas.

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Al Capone · December 14, 2023

Robert Bismuth's post inspires a new name for the US Republicans - the Banana Republicans.

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Al Capone · December 14, 2023

Love it. My one beef is the use of the phrase - exact same, but perhaps it is consistent with the Tory pitch.

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Dan Stefanich · December 14, 2023

Awesome! Eager for the visuals!

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Robert Bismuth · December 14, 2023

Brilliant! I will share with some MPs I know (Labor, of course) for sure! Maybe I need to make one of those "lifestyle choices" and go homeless ... I'm already on the old side of life. Can't think of a better way to avoid paying taxes to right wing regimes ... Now, where's that stray banana when I need one?!? Oh, yes, all those stray bananas are in use - here in the US with the possibility of becoming a Banana Republic in 2024, and, of course, in the UK (where I was born) which is already being run by bananas ...

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Mark D Larsen · December 14, 2023

Oh… dont' know if I should laugh… or cry. I'm frankly starting to want off this planet.

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John L Smith · December 14, 2023

Sounds great, can hardly wait for the visuals

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Peter Todd · December 14, 2023

Endless chuckles, thanks for that. : )

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Martin Linger · December 14, 2023

Also, funny how some people think rejoining the EU would be a cure-all. Obviously, an HGA about the EU would be hilarious and take forever but it would show we all have our problems.

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Martin Linger · December 14, 2023

Can't wait to share this with my critical British friends.