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August 21, 2022

(Preview) UK | Honest Government Ad

Dear Patrons

Here's the preview for our next Honest Government Ad and yes, we have FINALLY made one for all our friends in the UK. The situation there is truly dire, so I thought we'd lend a hand to help them bring down their shit gov... I mean, to understand what's happening there.

:)

I'll be back with the video shortly.

Giordano

ps. If you have any suggestions for the Authorised by message at the end, let me know in the comments!

Comments (35)

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Ian Lumsden · August 26, 2022

Brutal but quite accurate.😂😂😂

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Paul Fortey · August 22, 2022

All I can say is well done it hits the mark a big thank you from the Uk

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Electric Car Australia · August 22, 2022

Faceplant! Sad but true reflection of most modern Politicians.

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Jay Rymeski · August 21, 2022

Authorized by British Living as Austaliens

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Sam · August 21, 2022

as a longstanding UK fan of theJuiceMedia this is incredible and v much appreciated suggestions: Authorised by the Department for Murk and Tensions Authorised by the Department for Wealth and Social Warfare Authorised by No 10 Clowning Street Authorised by the Minister for Brexit Opportunities (not a parody, that's what it's really called)

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Richard Lea · August 21, 2022

Brought to you by the Ministry for Self-Serving Inconsiderate Psychopaths.

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Ruth · August 21, 2022

Authorised by Scott Morrison Minister for everything everywhere!

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thejuicemedia · August 21, 2022

omg Ruth this is actually quite tempting to do!

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Mark D Larsen · August 21, 2022

"God Save the Queen!" Perfect.

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jonesmike53 . · August 27, 2022

“Because nothing will save the Governor General”

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Betsy Brooks · August 21, 2022

Authorised by the Department of Lockdown Kara-cokey Parties

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Alan Marel · August 21, 2022

Geez. Aren’t we fortunate to have removed our mob of self-entitled, born to rule conservatives, who have managed to do so little for so long. Hope that Britain can give their useless bunch the boot next election too.

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Alan Marel · August 21, 2022

Well done. Another ripper. Aren’t we fortunate tohave

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Daniel Lewis · August 21, 2022

Authorized by the house of Lardass. We keep Britain’s slim by prioritizing our fellow chaps in all our policies. Keep calm and struggle on Britain! We are in this together, though some of us are more in this than others ;)

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Eric Betts · August 21, 2022

Authorised by Department for Mitigation of Proletarian Enhancement

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thejuicemedia · August 21, 2022

Nice

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Paul Elwell-Sutton · August 21, 2022

Juice media: always on the button, but I agree with 'Oded Kedem', please avoid insulting pigs by comparing the Tories to them. No creature on Earth is as vile as the Tories.

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thejuicemedia · August 21, 2022

As I informed Oded, no pigs were insulted in the making of this video!!

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Mike Richards · August 21, 2022

Ministry of Parties (A wholly owned subsidiary of News Corp).

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brorrish · August 21, 2022

Authorized by the Department of Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip.

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frank pires · August 21, 2022

very good, the Thatcher comment was timely particularly since it is likely that Liz will win this race to the bottom of the Thames: carry on <3

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Anuradha Vittachi · August 21, 2022

Brilliant! Thank you so much for summing up the Tory politicians so brilliantly. One suggestion for an added comment: a problem for us UK voters is that we have no worthwhile Opposition to vote for instead. Starmer is decidedly NOT an option: he seems to be little more than a slave to the Israeli govt (NB i know you will understand I am NOT being anti-semitic in being opposed to this barbaric and racist govt). And if we vote for the Greens, who are usually pretty honourable, the lack of Proportional Representation means our vote gets nowhere.

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thejuicemedia · August 21, 2022

Thanks Anuradha, I hear you! That's why I've focused on the strikes and grassroots actions taking place by way of solutions. (ps. It's crazy that the Conservative party uses preferential voting for their leadership elections, but the country uses FPTP for their natinal elections.)

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Moth Lubcke · August 21, 2022

Sentient ham 😂

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Marc Pengryffyn · August 21, 2022

Excellent as always! As to Authorized-by messaging; I must mention that an old friend was taught as a young tot in the UK to recite 'The Tory Party grinds the faces of the working poor'. 'Authorized by the ministry for grinding the faces of the working poor' has a nice ring to it, but is probably a bit dated. How about 'Authorized by the Ministry for Our Privilege and Your Poverty' or maybe 'Our Privilege and You Staying in Your Place' ?

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thejuicemedia · August 21, 2022

Thanks Marc!

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Paul Fortey · August 21, 2022

Being a member of the UK parliament (especially on the conservative side ) is the only job in the country that requires no skill, no training, no talent, and no morals.

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marcus collins · August 21, 2022

And don't forget the "mother" country's lovely new refugee policy, offshore to Rwanda taken straight from Canberra's shitfu%€## playbook. Cruel distraction politics

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thejuicemedia · August 21, 2022

This shall be included in our Visit the UK HGA that we'll make at some stage!

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Paul Fortey · August 21, 2022

Authorised by the UK Parliament (home for the Mentally Challenged) not politically correct but true all the same

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Nemo Halperin · August 21, 2022

Thanks for not suggesting Starmer is any better. Your nuanced understanding of what's going on here is deeply appreciated ❤️

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thejuicemedia · August 21, 2022

Cheers Nemo!

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Iwan Boskamp · August 21, 2022

Authorised by the department of keeping your head securely in the sand.

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Rick Jakins · August 21, 2022

Seconded!

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Ash Brown · August 21, 2022

I love it thanks soo much