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December 17, 2021

(PREVIEW) Hung Parliament | Honest Government Ad

Dear Patrons

Here's the preview of our next Honest Government Ad.

This is our last Honest Government Ad for 2021.

It's also the first one in our coverage of the 2022 Australian election shitshow. So I thought we'd bring back the beloved Shit & Shit-Lite Parties to explain what a Hung Parliament is. Since that is a very likely outcome of this coming election.

The election will only be sometime between March-May. But I wanted to get this video out nice and early to give people time to digest it over the holidays.

Coz we're going to see a lot of fear-mongering about hung parliaments and minority governments in the coming months. So I wanted to do something that helps to equip people with a better understanding of what these things are. And to show how they can actually be good outcomes - if not the best outcomes - in terms of electing a Government that can end this shit-stained chapter of our history.

If you haven't seen our Honest Government Ad about Preferential Voting, I encourage you to check it out. Once it's published, this new video will act as part 2 to it: explaining what happens if a Not-Shit candidate is elected to parliament.

A reminder that this is just the audio preview; and a lot of things will make more sense once you can see the visuals.

Let me know in the comments if you have any good suggestions for the Authorised By message at the end!

I'll catch you on the weekend when the video is published.

Until then, take care

Giordano







Comments (38)

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Jonathan Milford · December 19, 2021

Authorised by the Institute of Parliamentary Affairs.

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Gregory Bradley · December 19, 2021

What we NEED is minors and independents that drag the majors towards LESS shit policies and actions.

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Gregory Bradley · December 19, 2021

The danger is that some of the minors and independents make the shit party look like socially responsible altruists.

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thejuicemedia · December 19, 2021

yes, that is why we call them Not-Shit candidates. To distinguish them from the Shit Indys and Shit 3rd parties out there. People need to read the candidate's policies before voting for them :)

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Darren Reid · December 18, 2021

So good!

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David Banks · December 18, 2021

Authorised by the department of twisting facts and limiting choices

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Anthony Hortin · December 18, 2021

Love it!

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Greg Bugno · December 18, 2021

Organised by the Well Hung People of Australia.

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Kym Brown · December 18, 2021

Well done

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E · December 18, 2021

Authorised by the Not So Big Swinging Dicks

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Ash Brown · December 18, 2021

I love it cannot wait to post it all over Facebook again as I have a few people saying I am wasting my vote and I always just respond then you don't understand how our voting system actually works and then they really don't like me even more lol

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Phil Kyson · December 18, 2021

Crucial to teach people how to preference after your 1st choice. It's usually second and sometimes third choice you pick will receive our vote. Always put who you are sure you don't won't out the two major parties last or you end up voting for who you place highest out of ALP, LNP.

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ess · December 17, 2021

Well-hung - love it!! My suggestion: Authorised by a Glimmer of Hope unless you let us win again

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MacheteGirlMagazine · December 17, 2021

Authorised by the Department of getting us re-elected.

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Sandra Kirby · December 17, 2021

You’ll have a challenge and fun modifying this for your school’s version teamJM. Bravos to you all and to Climate 200. How about a podcast Giordano with Kerry O’Brien/ SimonHolmes a Court?

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thejuicemedia · December 17, 2021

Haha yes Sandra, Ellen will have her bleeping work cut out for her. And thanks for the podcast suggestion - already onto it ;)

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MacheteGirlMagazine · December 17, 2021

Authorised by the Department of Moles and Boofheads.

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thejuicemedia · December 17, 2021

Thanks Sara!

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Bob Baird · December 17, 2021

This is great and so important. Independents are the way to go.

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Robert Bismuth · December 17, 2021

Love it ... the message though is not restricted to Australia! It is truly a message that applies to all the major democracies in the world - even those who have government assemblies that aren't called "Parliament" ...

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thejuicemedia · December 17, 2021

Quite true!

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Jarrod Mast · December 17, 2021

Love it mate! My suggestion : "Authorised by the department of parliamentary innuendo"

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thejuicemedia · December 17, 2021

Nice thanks Jarrod

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David Banks · December 17, 2021

Authorised by the department of bullshit democracy, and fear campaigns.

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thejuicemedia · December 17, 2021

Thanks David!

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David Banks · December 17, 2021

My first suggestion for them authorised by coda, would be something like

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David Banks · December 17, 2021

Thanks team, that's great.

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Mark D Larsen · December 17, 2021

Can't wait to spread this one far and wide! Makes me jealous that there's no way in Hades we could have a well hung legislature here in the USA.

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David Bishton · December 17, 2021

Preferential voting is just starting to make inroads in some lower tier elections - let's hope the movement catches on. We definitely need more players in the game.

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Doug DeLaMatter · December 17, 2021

A Parliament that is NOT well Hung is usually suffering from too many Limp Dicks... Sorry, I should be more formal... Limp Richards. Wonderful audio. Can't wait for the video !

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Peter Todd · December 17, 2021

The mighty double entendre for the win! Had me giggling like a schoolgirl :D

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Kimber · December 17, 2021

👍👍👍💙

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Chris Rains · December 17, 2021

Merry Christmas Juice team, thanks again

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Chris Rains · December 17, 2021

Fantastic dialogue as usual, here’s to a well hung parliament next year 😁

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Gabriel Bizcarra · December 17, 2021

Authorised by the shit-party duopoly of Australia, sponsored by coal, gas and self interest shit fuckers

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John L Smith · December 17, 2021

Just bloody brilliant again! Explains it perfectly. Fingers crossed for lots of not-shit people getting elected

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EK · December 17, 2021

Sheer brilliance! Thank you

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Connor Costello · December 17, 2021

You’re all awesome