Honest Government Ad | COP26 Climate Summit
Dear Patrons
Here's the latest Honest Government Ad you've helped us to produce.
As I'm sure you know, the COP26 UN climate summit is about to kick off in Glasgow. It's a big deal. And since Australia has something of a long tradition of bullshitting the world at these events, I thought there should be an Honest Government Ad outlining Scott Morrison's official position as he heads to Glasgow for the summit.
The issue is, of course, deadly serious. We make satire about it to help keep people up to date with what's happening - and ourselves sane. And we can, thanks to you - our Patrons.
Thank you for making it possible for us to really focus in depth on the Australian Government's climate shitfuckery for the past year.
Ours isn't the only Government taking the piss on climate action. But among similar countries to Australia, we're probably the worst. Which is why I hope our coverage of this Government's climate shitfuckery - from our HGA about the Kyoto carryover credits, to the ones on EVs, GISERA, Carbon Capture and Storage, and now COP26; as well as the accompanying podcasts - are helping to improve literacy around climate and energy policy among Aussies, as we approach this crucial next federal election.
I'll be back very soon with more. But for now, I hope you enjoy this new Honest Government Ad that you've helped to make possible. (As always, the PG version for this HGA will be up shortly on our website for those who need it).
Till then, take care
Giordano & your Juicy team
Link to the YouTube video
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Comments (37)
I love it but climate change is bull (ship high in transit)(shit) the climate is cooling down since the last ice age so it is all a con to make us reliant on other countries instead of being self sufficient
Another winner - love it. Put it up on YouTube to spread the knowledge ASAP - the main reason I’m a patron (apart from the fact that you guys crack me up) is so that your brilliant dark comedic framing of issues can get out into the big wide world and hopefully educate a few people, or at least make them think. Keep up the great work!
I love the humor but the goal of "reducing emissions" is unnecessary. The emissions/climate hysteria/scam is all about control. Renewables won't cut it. It's nuclear and fossil ad astra.
Your plan will give us sea level rise, not ad astra, but to 80 meters.
Please all, do research the impact of 'renewables' and EVs on ecosystems. Have you ever seen the foundation of a wind turbine being built? Do you realise the amount of resources that have to be poured into building one? When is Giordano going to raise the issue of downsizing the economy and not just reach for technology (as does this inept government) as the answer to the ongoing extinction ?
Did not expect the German expletive. Was not disappointed by it. Am majorly disappointed by all the Climate Shitfuckery(TM) going down (under and not)...
One of the best ones so far!
Looks like cuntanese is not just an Australian dialect, but has now become a worldwide language. I wish some intrepid computer whiz would insert this into a presentation on the big screen in Glasgow. They ALL deserve it.
This one was GREAT! I liked all of the cutaways. Keep up the good work.
*deep sigh* so funny. So cutting. Yet so, so depressing...
Awesome video. Can anyone translate some of the non-English words in this video, specifically at .35, 1.50 and 3.12 minutes? Also, this liberal from the USA would like another video from you about how bad our government is doing lol. While Pres Biden is a sh!t ton better than the last guy, there’s a lot he’s doing wrong.
0:35: German for literally “fuck yourself into your knee”, which is just a stronger version of “fuck you” 1:50: Italian for “We are huge assholes” 3:12: French for “go fuck yourself”, some language I don’t know, and then Polish for “We’re dicks”, I think
A true embodiment of Pratchett's "The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret"
haha thanks!
Once again your team have knocked it out of the park! So accurate and with cutting wit. Love it!
fabulous work absolutely amazing and thank you for defining the official language of the Australian govt led by Scomo.
Love the multiple layers to “cuntonese” when considering who pours a lot of money into the OZ coal industry…
Fabulous work, again. Glad that you pointed out other nation's lack of effort, cause you know, "we're all in this together"... I congratulate you on the addition of 'Cuntonese' to the Aussie vernacular, sits there very nicely with 'shitfuckery'. Bravo guys, bravo. Pete
I love The Juice Media! As Keats said, “Truth is Beauty, and Beauty Truth.” Thank you.
Great work! As always! As Michael West calls Canberra....Lobbyland with a picture of parliament house behind it. It isn't legalised corruption through bribery if we call them donations instead of bribes.....that's the 'truth' straight from the Marketing Department c/o the Murdoch Emergency Propaganda Delivery System. Which right now is busy spurting out old stories about Obeid in the middle of Glady's corruption case because....well just because! You need a distraction from the pesky true version of the truth. And that climate action plan which has been 30 years away every year for the past 30 years? It isn't going to get any closer. In 2050, they'll be ready to talk about the complete lack of any kind of details about their 2080 non-plan! Not that real markets and cheap renewables will see that happen, even with their cash handouts they call subsidies. Remember after 10 years of Lib's grand vision of 'leadership on the journey to more profits for their mates'....anything you don't like, feel isn't right, or is going wrong? That's Labor's fault! Glady's resignation inside of a corruption scandal isn't what it looks like...think of the Pope and Princess Diana dying at the same time with a grand state funeral transmitted on TVs all around the world as weeping onlookers line the streets and you'll get maybe half of what Murdoch wants you to think is going on. Everything the Libs do is (mostly, ehm, ok sometimes, eh whenever they accidentally follow them) within the rules!!!!! In the media they create false frameworks and pretend to be like powerless regular people playing inside the 'verrrry official' rules and laws that 'everyone' hassss to follow - all to distract you from the fact that they wrote them and can rewrite those fucking rules anytime! When a politician refers to any rule written down anywhere for any reason - they're really telling you to go fuck yourself. Well, just in general, when they talk and it isn't inside a fundraising event at a cost of $67,000 per plate held in parliament house! - i.e. any time you're able to hear them speak, then they are telling you 'go fuck yourself'. And the really really mean it.
Perfect as always. 👏👏👏 Our government really are a pack of c*nts.
Superb as per usual 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 So much stuff to make you angry and pissed off at our government (for good reason) and all wrapped up in a truck sized nutshell. Thank you ❤️ PS Any chance that you’ll release an ‘Authorised by the department for blah blah blah’ T-shirt ? 😆
Thanks Glen! Yeah, let's see if we can get something like that organised :)
Great. Well done all, again. You covered all bases. Congratulations. The Coal Fondler. Love it.
bloody brilliant
Love it! Detailed enough to be credible, light enough to be highly shareable, and funny as all hell. Keep sticking it to them!
Thanks Alan!
One of your best indeed. And perfect timing.
how on earth do you keep making me laugh at such tragedy. Cos yr bloody good.
'Technology. Not Taxes.' Brilliant :)
I hope this is going to be on a billboard in Glasgow!
This is WONDERFULLY done -- congratulations !!! Now -- we need to distribute it as wide as possible and help your efforts.
Nailed it again! One of your absolute best🥇🏆
Very education. Love the German and Italian language lessons. But, OMG. A spelling mistake. Made annualy. Were you trying to say anally or annually?
Haha oh gosh, there's always one that slips through!
Brilliant (as usual)! 👏
Cheers Diana :)