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March 25, 2021

Honest Government Ad | Australian Values

Dear Patrons

Here's the latest Honest Government Ad that you've made possible.

I want to say, "I hope you enjoy it" but that might not be the best choice of word give the subject of this HGA. In fact, I should add a content warning as this one contains references to sexual assault.

I wasn't going to make a video about what's going on in our sick little Government atm - I felt like people had it pretty well covered. But as the story developed I just felt awkward *not* making a video about it. So we decided to jump onto this issue as a way of showing solidarity with all those who are saying Enough Is Enough. And rightly so.

Thank you for the feedback on the Preview I shared on Sunday. I'm sorry that I couldn't accommodate everyone's preferences re Aussie vernacular use. Thank you for trusting my judgment - and please know that I do appreciate your feedback and I am mindful of using language judiciously :)

Oh and if you're wondering why the video is so different to the audio preview - I actually decided that the first draft of the script wasn't focused enough on current issues. As much as I wanted to also reference the Cashless Debit Card and Robodebt - to highlight our Govt's inability to uphold its own "Australian Values" - it just felt like the real focus needed to be on the current shitfuckery.

So we did a crazyarse re-shoot of some lines on Tuesday. On the bright side, this allowed me to include a few extra details that emerged this week.

Anyway, I hope you like how it turned out. (And I might see if I can upload the cut section to Twitter/FB seen as I've already edited it!)

Alrright - I'm going to hit send on this message - which I hope will find you and your families, in good health and spirits.

And as always: thank you for supporting and making possible this crazy work we do here. It's all your fault for encouraging us ;)

I'll catch you soon for the next upload - till then, take care.

Giordano & team

Links:
Youtube video
Facebook video

Twitter & Insta videos coming soon...

Comments (41)

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Susan Bradley Skov · April 24, 2021

I shared this one on Facebook, but with special reference to the Danish version of FFS. Thank you!

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Shubhojit Roy · April 5, 2021

this was Stupendo fantabulously fantastically magical satire. i luvd it

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thejuicemedia · April 5, 2021

Thank you Shubhojit! :)

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poorfellamycountry . · March 27, 2021

You are the hammer Giordano, brilliant satire! ❤️

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thejuicemedia · March 28, 2021

Thanks! :)

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Damien Matcham-Fitzpatrick · March 26, 2021

Wait until you see the one that will be hopefully done regarding the Corruption of the APS (Australian Public Service) that has direct influence over which Judge sit’s on what case. Yes this is going on right now!. I guess when you’re Daddy was a Former Chief Justice of the High Court of Australia you have unfettered access to POWER.

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stephen mills · March 26, 2021

I have watched this six times over the last 24 hours. It is simply superb. I cannot thank the team of dedicated humans at thejuicemedia for their efforts in putting these together. Long may they keep exposing the shitfuckery!!

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thejuicemedia · March 28, 2021

Thanks Stephen that's awesome to know :)

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Anthony Hortin · March 26, 2021

Love it! 👏👏👏

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thejuicemedia · March 28, 2021

Awesome, thanks Anthony :)

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Sandra Kirby · March 26, 2021

Bravo Giordano and team. I’ll share your gem with my Bangladeshi friends who’ve yet to apply for citizenship. Just a couple of 3 minute viewings should prepare them nicely! Been forwarding Australian Values along with the Shovel’s, Government Shifts to Netflix Model of Political Scandals Dropping All 483 Episodes At Once to friends and pollies this morning. A deadly duo! May the days of entitled, white males be well and truly numbered. Many thanks Juice Media.

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thejuicemedia · March 28, 2021

Thank you Sandra! <3

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Dan Stefanich · March 26, 2021

Oops. Hit the send button too soon. Value #151: Nobody gives a shit about racism, unless you are something other than white. Value #162: We love our guns. If you don't have one, get one. Value #143: Don't sweat voting. We really don't want you to do that. Especially if you are Black, Brown, Red, Yellow, or any "color" other than White. Value #262: Don't bother about the truth. Just believe any goddamn thing you want to believe, and you'll be okay. Value #144: If you used to read newspapers and fancy publications, dump that whole thing. Newspapers often tell the "truth" and we don't really need that. PS: Don't come over the Southern border. It's a mess. Actually, don't bother at all unless you are White from a "nice" country. Cheers, mates!

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Dan Stefanich · March 26, 2021

In America we have a few more values:

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Kevin McShane · March 26, 2021

You guys, Patriot Girl, and Sarah Cooper...I breathe easier knowing your are on the job.

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Stuart Fell · March 25, 2021

Fantastic. I just wish there wasn't quite so much fertile ground for you!

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thejuicemedia · April 5, 2021

I hear you Stuart!

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Jeff Scicluna · March 25, 2021

GGGGreat Job All!!!!!!

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SALLY WARMINGTON · March 25, 2021

Excellent work and right on point!

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John L Smith · March 25, 2021

I thought the preview was excellent, but the final product is just so devastatingly relevant and on point. Brilliant!!

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Robert Pape · March 25, 2021

As an American, I'll barely notice the difference...where do I sign?

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Mark Lapierre · March 25, 2021

Wow, so much packed into that one! Awesome!

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Sarah Harland · March 25, 2021

Brilliant! Last few weeks summed up in 3 minutes.

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Mark D Larsen · March 25, 2021

Got it…! To become an Australian, I just have to cheat and lie on my immigration application…! I'll be a shoe-in. It's more than obvious now: Australia and America are twins separated at birth. The only difference? We don't have Value #81, and would shoot those lying cu… women marching on Parliament House. This was soooo good: Zoë nailed it. I'm more smitten with her than ever.

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Edward Pickering-Symes · March 25, 2021

Quality exposé as always. Well done all!

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Michelle Dunne Breen · March 25, 2021

So good......!!!!!!!

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Johan Zijlstra · March 25, 2021

Good to know that not only my government is a shit show. Thanks for the video!

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thejuicemedia · March 28, 2021

You're very welcome Johan, thanks for the support :)

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Ewan McEwan · March 25, 2021

Guys - this is amazing - can you have a look at UK politics and consider a similar ‘response’?!

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thejuicemedia · March 28, 2021

Aye Ewan, I intend to - I've been chipping away at a draft for a UK HGA but I always seem to get dragged away by some of our local shitfuckery. It's definitely up high on my to-do list!

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David Baldwin · March 25, 2021

The level of finesse and deadly accuracy just keeps going up. This one points at conduct so dreadfully and depressingly bad that it is like one of those movies where the action is innocuous but the soundtrack is making you cringe and your stomach churn. You have your finger on a streak of evil so dark it almost precludes humor, and yet your humor may be the only way to keep dragging it into the light.

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thejuicemedia · March 28, 2021

Hi David thank you for this beautiful comment, I really appreciate it! <3

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geoff bunker · March 25, 2021

Once again, you've nailed it! Bravo

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Robert Bismuth · March 25, 2021

Brilliant choices on the editing and additions! I feel far more educated on Australian Values and, in particular, who they apply to and who gets that free pass on them. Keep up the awesome work!

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thejuicemedia · March 28, 2021

Ah thanks Robert that's great to know - and yes we will. Thank you for your generous support

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Mike Hart · March 25, 2021

Great work - we all liked it. So true. Delivered with style!

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thejuicemedia · March 28, 2021

Thanks Mike :)

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Peter Mantello · March 25, 2021

Me too. Constantly amazed by your team's work. Well done!

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thejuicemedia · March 28, 2021

Thanks Peter :)

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Peter Todd · March 25, 2021

Hi Giordano, I think that was a more than reasonable decision to alter the content, I don't think you lost anything by doing it. Pretty hard hitting this one- I liked it :)

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thejuicemedia · March 28, 2021

Thanks Pete, I'm glad to hear that!