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February 23, 2021

[PREVIEW] News Media Code | Honest Government Ad

Dear Patrons

I'm stoked to share with you the preview of our new Honest Government Ad!

There are sooo many topics I want to try and cover before we head to the next federal election here in Australia - as well as a number of international ones (I've received your requests UK friends!) - but seen as Facebook shut down all news content in Australia last week, I thought we'd start with the News Media Bargaining Code - aka News Corp Bargaining Code - a new law our Governmernt is trying to pass; and which other Governments will probably emulate.

I've seen a number of people raise concerns about the Code - many of which I cover in the video - but most of these seem to overlook the key reason this legislation is so concerning: the way it effectively aligns the interests of Big Media and Big Tech (an unholy alliance if ever there was one).

We haven't make a tech themed HGA for a while, so I thought this would be a good choice of topic to kick off the year.

As always, please let me know if you have any feedback on the preview - you're the first ones to hear this. And if you have any clever suggestions for the Authorised By message at the end, feel free to let me know in the comments!

I'll catch you again in a few days with the video once it's been published.

Till then, take care
Giordano xo




Comments (45)

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Paul Elwell-Sutton · March 5, 2021

Phenomenal as always! The Juice Media never pulls a punch.

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Michelle Dunne Breen · February 26, 2021

It was great... but FriendlyJordies is on the nose... punching down on the Unemployed Workers Union and others, not sure why you chose to work with him, many others you could work with instead

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Michelle Dunne Breen · March 2, 2021

Someone called David replied to this, but I can't see it now...

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Redreamer - Wendy Bandurski · February 26, 2021

Bravo that was outstanding! Perfect! and have you seen this? Twitter shitfuckery - a warning that the materials the story were based on were from a hacked source that actually made the story go viral! Talk about unintended consequences. I do think that all this information control/reshuffling is connected. https://www.youtube.com/watch?fbclid=IwAR2kgYkW6EpsMS52eQkI_iNkCo-WQzexVazv625u3TlyluDUp7yr_2NjM1w&v=vtQthwrWhqI&feature=youtu.be

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Rohan Kilby · February 24, 2021

Thanks guys, if anyone has doubts regarding the dark lord Molochs power over our daily agenda watching his minions ride into battle over this was as funny as it was scary. Watching Darth Potato and faithful worm tail Karl whipping up a self righteous sweat was unfortunately the highlight of my week depressing I know but another day in born again run Oz. So thank fuck for you guys you saved me drinking another bottle of red 😁👍

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Sandra Kirby · February 24, 2021

Murdoch and his cronies in the Coalition are obviously mega miffed that power is now in the coffers of the digital giants. May be Facebook have toed the line for the moment, but in the near nigh dystopian future it is likely that governments will fall to the largest corporations which will then control the masses in their own interests. Pandora’s box is open and it’s diabolical contents will keep spewing forth, beyond the control of any regulator.

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Hot30 with Matty · February 24, 2021

Ironically this will be broadcast to the masses in the weeks Hot 30

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Cher McGrath Adelaide · February 24, 2021

A timely reminder that if it was up to the gov't we'd be heading backward apace, to the good old days where no politician or CEO was accountable for anything [because they'd never tell!], & fuck the servants [in both ways!], & keep them in the dark [in every way!]. Love your work. More please!

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DB@Kambah · February 24, 2021

Thanks guys - another hit

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DB@Kambah · February 24, 2021

Not Liberal Government - Coalition Goverment - Nationals need some heat too!

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Andrew Warr · February 25, 2021

COAL-ition government, don't forget who still pulls all the strings

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Rick Zapf · February 23, 2021

The classic bureaucratic response to a straight line between two points.

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Mic · February 23, 2021

Authorized by the Department of Thought Contol, or something similar that alludes to the 1984-esque danger of limiting diverse opinions in our news.

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Schivon KittySB · February 23, 2021

This is so scary!!! I hope people wake up & do something. Though it feels helpless. This is clever and informative as usual. Bless you!

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Mark D Larsen · February 23, 2021

Can't wait to see this one, Giordano. I've long thought that we're now in… the DISinformation Age… all to keep the mammon rolling in for the "free" [::cough::] market profiteers in this world.

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Terry Delacruz · February 23, 2021

Brilliant as always

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Nemo Halperin · February 23, 2021

A much needed and well directed kick at their exposed goolies! Keep kicking! The themes explored about news media and social media need more exploration and examination as I'm sure most people don't even understand what's been going on across the world in most countries. It seems propaganda has completely replaced news.

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John Simister · February 23, 2021

Thanks, Giordano and colleagues. This is another brilliant message!

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

Thanks John!

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George · February 23, 2021

A way for NewsCorpse to racketeer with govt approval to get protection money from the big tech giants without protecting rights of citizens and blaming others for the lack of Acc ess to real journalism exposing the dept of sh!tfookery to meaningful scrutiny. Well done guys....

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

Thanks George <3 ps. Good summary!

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Shawn A · February 23, 2021

Ok, so... I am aware this is sort of long winded for a "brought to you by," but I still think it's great, and that the length sort of adds to the hilarity of it. Maybe it's just me. Could be, I laugh at myself all the time. You tell me. Brought to you by the way too powerful billionaire media monopoly that pays fuck all taxes, promotes fake news, and bullies your government, while keeping tax loopholes for our friends and getting in on the action of mining your data with corporate click bait bullshit.

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

Thanks Shawn I like it... lets see if it fits on the screen!

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Mark Rothwell · February 23, 2021

Brought to you by the Dept of Cyber Shitfuckery

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Anthony Hortin · February 23, 2021

Beautiful work, as always 👍

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

Thanks Anthony

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Jessie A · February 23, 2021

Love it. Top marks for making this issue crystal clear! Authorised by Scottie from Marketing. It's old and done to death but still so true. Every time I see the news and see our PM with that smirk on his face its the first thing I think unfortunately!

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

There's a very good reason that nickname has stuck! Thanks Ella <3

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Bec Smith · February 23, 2021

I just saw this - https://amp.abc.net.au/article/13173984 - maybe both billionaires get to fuck us over after all.

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

That sounds about right...

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Bec Smith · February 23, 2021

Authorised by the Department of Choosing Which Billionaires Fuck You Over.

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

Ooh I like how you think Bec

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Janet Nixon · February 23, 2021

ABC was excluded - Are they now be included as a sweetener?

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

Yes Janet, afaik ABC and SBS are now included. I didn't have room to mention this in the video, but there are concerns about this too (public broadcaster becoming even more dependent on big tech for funding, rather than the taxpayer) and hopefully we'll cover them in the Podcast!

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Dylan Brady · February 23, 2021

or maybe the visuals make it clear that its not 'you' saying 'liberal gunnament'?

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

Ah! You're onto it now Dylan :) This section is actually not spoken by us... it's a little surprise that will make more sense when the video comes out :)

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Dylan Brady · February 23, 2021

and as always, said with a smile.

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Dylan Brady · February 23, 2021

great stuff as always. i dont think you need to single out the liberal government though. i think you should simply make it the australien government, as you have always 'been' the government, and this is your edge. if you hate on them, rather than being them and being truthful, you have broken the wall that you rely on as the Australien government. Just sayin you are stronger if you dont name the L*****l government as being different from you.

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

Thanks Dylan, excellent feedback there and I agree - we normally never mention the "Liberal" (or Labor) Government... However there's a special reason why I did this here!

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John L Smith · February 23, 2021

Excellent. Makes the code easier to understand - it's clear we're all being fucked over in this game!!

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

Glad the messages comes across clearly!

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Col · February 23, 2021

Nailed it. Absolute gold, and 100% the best explanation of the code I've heard. Great job & thank you! :-)

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

Awesome, thanks Col :)

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Robert Bismuth · February 23, 2021

Killing me laughing here. Nicely done! Can't wait for the visuals!!

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thejuicemedia · February 23, 2021

Thanks Robert!