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August 23, 2020

Honest Government Ad | Mail-in Voting

Dear Patrons

Here's our latest Honest Government Ad that you've made possible through your support of The Juice Media. Thank you!

There's 71 days left to the US election. An election that will shape this century and the lives of all those walking this planet for decades to come. Which is why I'm taking a temporary detour from our usual coverage of the Australien Government's shitfuckery to focus on America's.

Thank you to all the Aussies (and other nationalities) supporting these HGAs: I see this as a joint international aid effort of sorts :)

In this HGA I wanted to focus on the bullshit that's been happening around the US Postal Service, which threatens this essential voting mechanism precisely at a time when people are going to need it most: in the middle of a pandemic, which makes voting in person risky.

This HGA isn't intended to tell Americans who to vote for. That's their choice to make. Rather, it urges folks to make sure their vote is counted, by registering and request their mail-in ballots early. Because low voter turn-out is the biggest threat to a fair election. So if you know US voters, please direct them to vote.org

Thanks for all your feedback on the preview and the changes we made to address the recent developments in the USPS story. Covering the US in an election year keeps us on our toes as things tend to change from day to day - but we're onto it!

On a personal note, we're doing our best to push through the stage 4 lockdown we're under here in Melbourne. Fortunately we've been able to keep working. But it's challenging at home with two small kids not to be able to go outside, or see other people. And it's taken a toll especially on Lucy. That's why she wasn't able to do the voice for this HGA. But I think we can all agree Ellen did an amazing job, even though she had to come round three times to patch-in changes to the script! :-}

I know some of you are also struggling during this time, too; I hope you are finding ways to manage and getting some support; or giving support to those who need it.

That's all from me for now. The PG version should be up tomorrow. And I'll be back with the podcast in September - I have a *very* special guest lined up.

Until then, take care. And as always, thank you for supporting our work.

Giordano & team xo
VIDEO LINKS:
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PS. thanks for the feedback about the wrong US flag, I've updated the thumbnails!

Comments (36)

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DLam · September 21, 2020

Authorized by: 'The 3 Wise Monkeys' level of government ???

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Holden · September 12, 2020

Random comment but anyway...I just learnt of the Battle of Blair Mountain and people/groups like Beau of the Fifth Column, Redneck Revolt and Fight4theSouth. People standing up for what's right and though they may be "redneck" they know what is right. I hope they get some traction in the US.

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E · August 27, 2020

Giordano and Ellen - thanks for another true expose of the current uber-bullshit a la USA. Hopefully Lucy can make it back for the fantastic in-front-of-camera double act HGA is at heart soonish. Being in other parts of Oz at present leaves me hopelessly split between "happy not to be there" and "sending our fellow Australians all our love, support and best wishes". We're all the one species - regardless of where we are on this continent or around the world. Please keep the HGAs coming!

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thejuicemedia · August 29, 2020

Thanks E - we will :)

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Evelyn Walz · August 24, 2020

Spot on!

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thejuicemedia · August 25, 2020

Thanks Evelyn :)

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Daniel Brown · August 24, 2020

Very well done! I love the new "Authorised By" line! And you've also expanded my slang vocabulary on the word skeet!

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thejuicemedia · August 25, 2020

Haha you're welcome :-}

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Ian Sallie · August 24, 2020

Sublime as always, but with the endless plethora of shitfuckery being perpetrated by our own LNP Crime Family "government" , headed by the most cowardly carpetbaggng wanker ever to occupy the Lodge, it would be great to see you hammering them relentlessly - we look to you for the real story!

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thejuicemedia · August 25, 2020

I hear you Ian! We'll be back to covering our local shitfuckery soon enough :)

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Ed Campbell · August 23, 2020

This is a great video , fantastic follow up to the first one about covid. Keep up the great work we really need this type of media to help people understand what is really going on

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thejuicemedia · August 25, 2020

Thanks Ed!

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Pete Tasker · August 23, 2020

Great and timely video! I text voters here in the US (probably stands for Ununited States these days) to request mail-in ballots and encourage them to take their ballots to their election officials if they’re concerned about mail delays. I also tell them to have a voting plan like the one your video provides, and I loved the recommendation that they use a mailbox in a rich neighborhood if they can no longer find one in theirs. I can’t wait for this to become public. It’s quirky style might even appeal to those who follow the Bullshit Echo Chamber I’m upgrading my subscription to your work!

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thejuicemedia · August 25, 2020

Thanks so much Pete! And thank you for encouraging people to request their ballots early! I feel like everyone little bit counts.

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jonesmike53 . · August 23, 2020

Setting the high bar for putting one in the eyes of the uktra

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Joan McVilly · August 23, 2020

Love the discreetly apportioned content - bullshittery vs what USPS has always been about! Well done on US-ear sensitivity, too.

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thejuicemedia · August 25, 2020

Thank you Joan! :)

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Gerard Van Dyck · August 23, 2020

Excellent work! Thank you!!

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thejuicemedia · August 25, 2020

Thanks Gerard :)

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Shaky Tail Studios · August 23, 2020

Excellent work as always!

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thejuicemedia · August 25, 2020

Thank you Dave :)

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Phil Whyte · August 23, 2020

More like Rocking Horse Shit than Bullshit 🤡🙏

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thejuicemedia · August 25, 2020

Hehe Rockinghorse shit - I like that, thanks Phil

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Alpheus Williams · August 23, 2020

Well done team. Important message now the rest of us must do our best to get you efforts out their to widest audience possible.

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thejuicemedia · August 25, 2020

Thank you Alpheus!

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Andrew Warr · August 23, 2020

Why the swap out of "ratfuckery" from the preview to the final?

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thejuicemedia · August 23, 2020

We were always in two minds about it, we actually filmed both versions so we could make the decision once we saw the final edit and in the end we thought it might make it a tad more accessible for the US audience if we went for the slightly less sweary option :)

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Andrew Warr · August 23, 2020

Ellen's accent was flawless, even had a few Americans unaware she's Australian as we conversed on the FB page. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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thejuicemedia · August 23, 2020

Yes she's very good at it!!

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Mark Gorney · August 23, 2020

Hi, great vid but DeJoy was not appointed by Trump. He was appointed by the USPS Board of Governors.

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Jason · August 23, 2020

True but super suspect process... https://www.npr.org/2020/08/20/904307959/democrats-question-whether-postmaster-generals-hiring-skirted-background-checks

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Jason · August 23, 2020

I think it’s sad we have to use the accent because they won’t trust anything else... even if the content stands on its own

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Mark D Larsen · August 23, 2020

Well… I thought Ellen's American accent was impeccable. Indeed, It made me wonder if she is an ex-pat. What a doll! Thank Gaia we've got the Juice Media to help us get through this fustercluck with laughter —through our tears.

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thejuicemedia · August 23, 2020

Thanks Mark! She's 100% Aussie. And a very, very good actor :)

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Sarah · August 23, 2020

Just wondering if there's a reason you don't get an American to do the voice-overs for these ones?

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thejuicemedia · August 23, 2020

Hi Sarah, we don't have an American actor at hand and it would significantly increase the time and cost to hire someone remotely whilst under this lockdown. We try to do things in a way that's as quick and efficient to do as possible :)