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July 31, 2020

Honest Government Ad | A Message from the White House

Dear Patrons

Here's our newest Honest Government Ad - created, as always, thanks to your support.

Today, we're taking on the masters of shitfuckery - the US Government.

I figure: we've built a powerful tool here with the Honest Government Ads. So why not put it to use by helping out our friends in the USA.

Coz the stakes could not be higher with this US election. In terms of climate action alone, this could well be the most important election of our lifetimes. Which is why I feel like this is where we should be focusing some of our attention.   

Some might call it “foreign intergerence”, but hey… the US Government has interfered with just about everyone’s shit around the world – including ours, when they helped oust our Prime Minister, Gough Whitlam (1975). Besides, I’ve had so many Americans writing to us begging us to make an HGA about their Government. So I feel like we have an invitation to get stuck in to their shitfuckery.

I hope you like how it turned out.

If this HGA is well received, we might make more Honest Trump  2020 Ads between now and November. And yes, I will take your feedback on board, and make them more focused on specific issues. This HGA was meant to provide an overview, which hopefully it does.

Thanks to everyone who gave me feedback on the audio preview at the start of the week! I really, really appreciate it. Fun story: in response to your feedback, we slimmed down the final section about the various ways Trump is undermining the election process... But then last night, just as I was doing the final editing tweaks, Trump started tweeting about voter fraud and delaying the election (It's hard to keep up with that guy's shitfuckery). So I just had to add that part back in, including a reference to that tweet of his, which is less than 24 hours old.

We’ll be uploading the PG version on Monday (you'll find it on our PG/Teachers page).

And then I’ll be back with the podcast. Speaking of the podcast: over the coming months, I’d like to try and focus more on the videos – so the podcast may or may not come before the next HGA. In short, I’m just going to focus on producing as many good videos and podcasts as we can, in whatever order they come out.

So, I’ll see you again soon... with whatever I have to share with you!

Till then, take care. And as always, thank you for supporting our work.

Giordano & fam xo

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Comments (65)

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Joyce · December 27, 2021

Thank you all so much. There must be a word or phrase, in some language (besides 'Honesty is the Best Policy'), to describe your content. It is awful but real; a breath of fresh toxic air. Just well done, especially the women actors, outstanding. Looking forward, but not, to ongoing Ads.

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Stepan Davidovic · August 9, 2020

This is, as always, amazing. And it seems like the CV19 material will keep coming for a while, even if we end up getting a vaccine. In USA, 35% people would reject to take a CV19 vaccine, even if FDA approved and free. This is hilariously split by political party at 19% democrat, 53% republican[1]. In Canada, this is 14%, although full 32% said they'd "likely wait a while"[2]. Perhaps there's more surveys out there, and maybe some more optimistic than this? But certainly, anti-vaxx might be a fun topic... and a quite contemporary one. [1] https://news.gallup.com/poll/317018/one-three-americans-not-covid-vaccine.aspx [2] https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/32-of-canadians-may-hold-off-on-getting-eventual-covid-19-vaccine-survey-shows-1.5674394

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thejuicemedia · August 9, 2020

That's a bit of a concern.. Thanks for the links, Stepan!

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Mark Gorney · August 4, 2020

This is fucking amazing! Thank you. More please!!

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thejuicemedia · August 5, 2020

Thanks Mark! And welcome aboard

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Ehab Tawfik · August 4, 2020

Dear Juice Media team, I really cheer you up guys for this video amazing content and interesting presentation and its just fun to waych again and again.. keep up the good work because a video like this is what got me to be patron and subscribe with you guys.

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thejuicemedia · August 5, 2020

Thank you for supporting our work, Ehab - so glad you value what we do

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Wayne Pan · August 4, 2020

Keep up the great (and hilarious) work! Truth to power. TYSM

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thejuicemedia · August 4, 2020

Right on, Wayne - welcome aboard and thanks so much for your generous support of our work! (Please check inbox for your welcome mail!)

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Janus Stark · August 4, 2020

Wow who knew - I sincerely love the depths that you chaps go to in your research for this light hearted ray of sunshine in an otherwise bleak landscape of chuckles. We did not hear anything of about 40% of the newsworthy items you mentioned - not surprising really as independent journalism is very much struggling to survive. Anyway - thank you most heartily for your efforts - as ever - we love your work (y)

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thejuicemedia · August 4, 2020

Thanks Janus, we do try quite hard to make these videos count. There's already so much fluff out there, what's the point of adding more to it! Thanks for supporting our work these past 6 months :)

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Chuck Cordle · August 3, 2020

As an American, this is my Favorite yet! Keep up the great work

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thejuicemedia · August 4, 2020

So glad to hear that Chuck!

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Michael Heyes · August 3, 2020

Found you through Rude and Rotten Republicans (Facebook). What a find! You'll never run out of items to lampoon.

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thejuicemedia · August 4, 2020

Glad you found us Michael!

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E · August 2, 2020

Can HGAs get any better? YES they can! Keep up the excellent work: happy to support great satire!

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thejuicemedia · August 3, 2020

Thank you E!

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Philip Rhoades · August 2, 2020

Fantastic stuff! Spot on and had me laughing out loud yet again!

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thejuicemedia · August 3, 2020

Thanks Philip! :)

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Robert Shaw · August 1, 2020

Thank you for an American Honest Gov't Update. Here in the 51st State we need more.

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ira rabinovitch · August 1, 2020

I love it! ridiculously true shit, you gotta laugh to keep from crying! We need to get this out there! share, share, share. Something like this could really amusingly open eyes and set off some hilarious fire crackers in peoples political pants!

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thejuicemedia · August 3, 2020

We can only try! :)

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Paul Elwell-Sutton · August 1, 2020

Misses the mark a tad. Needs more video and audio clips from the US. Headlines and graphs etc lessen the impact and make it something of a lecture. I realise that won't be easy for you in Oz.

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Ellejoy W · August 1, 2020

Wow ... Jason Alexander ... (plus, this is comment #42!)

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John Wills Lloyd · August 1, 2020

Weehaa! Nice work.

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thejuicemedia · August 1, 2020

Thanks John, and welcome aboard!

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Keith Manning · August 1, 2020

Another ripper , I call Trumpy Captain Kremmen from the Kenny Everitt show ,he always saved the World and poor Carla would miss out

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thejuicemedia · August 1, 2020

Thanks Keith!

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geoff bunker · August 1, 2020

Thanks, Truthsayers, for yet another brilliant effort! I can imagine shitloads of Trumpians lining up to rail against your "Fake Video" ROFLMFAO! It makes me proud to be an Aussie, to be a tiny part of supporting your project as it progresses to new and exciting levels, interviewing globally recognised experts for the Podcasts and exporting Aussie Satire to the Big Wide World... we need someone to take a video for us, of the Donald as he watches this Video Morsel....

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thejuicemedia · August 1, 2020

Thanks for the support Geoff and yes I would pay good money to see Trump's face when he sees our video which hopefully he will..

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Steve Geimer · July 31, 2020

Aloha from Hawaii. Thank you for giving us a release from the daily frustration of being conscious during the trump reign. Every morning comes the almost mortal fear to turn on the radio or read a newspaper and learning what more havoc DJT has wreaked on us and the planet . Unfortunately, his modus operandi is being emulated too much by other leaders. So. please more about the absurdity here in USA.

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thejuicemedia · August 1, 2020

Mahalo nui! "the daily frustration of being conscious during the trump reign." - that is poetic! I am sorry, I honestly don't know how Americans do it tbh. Glad to be able to offer some help!

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Andrew (AJ) Calabria · July 31, 2020

Awesome. As an American (stuck in the U.S. because I can't move anywhere else), that was a valid video satire presentation of what's going on, here. Keep up the good work. When all is seemingly gloomy and dreary, your videos are a welcome light hearted reminder to laugh about what we can't fix today even though we have to keep up our efforts to.

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John Paul Posada · July 31, 2020

As an America down under searching for a way to globalise our fight I gotta say this shit is tight and I’m glad you’re on my team. Keep on keepin on Gio + team, I know we’ll get that V some day.

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thejuicemedia · August 1, 2020

Awesome John, so glad you feel that way!

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Mark D Larsen · July 31, 2020

I love how Zoë nails it when her beaming smile falters a bit when mentioning Portland and Chicago. And, as I commented in YouTube, the "COUP" label on the can of beans was icing on the caca! Thank you for calling a spade a shovel… and, holy mole, mates, TrumpleThinSkin sure knows how to shovel it.

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thejuicemedia · August 1, 2020

Thanks Mark, Zoë has a knack for perfectly capturing the spirit of our scripts I agree! :)

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Morgan LeFay Dethen · July 31, 2020

I really wanted a Rap News like Hillary vs Trump, but this is so much better. Thank you for fighting the good fight. PS. I will totally accept you as a foreign interference because as you said, this is more than just American at risk (also you are much cooler than Putin).

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thejuicemedia · August 1, 2020

This makes me so happy to read! Personally, I think Rap News played an important role in those key years of 2009-14. But now I definitely think the HGA approach is better suited to what's going on, and I too think it's much better!

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John Dorrington · July 31, 2020

Good work and necessary as always but I would hate to loose the focus on the shitfuckery going on here at home. Our government continues to rape and pillage and leave bush fire victims out in the cold and we have to keep them pressure on.

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thejuicemedia · August 1, 2020

I know what you mean John. I don't see it as losing focus because US politics are intimately connected to ours and the outcome of this election will shape our domestic politics too.. especially our climate policies which as you know are behind the pain bushire victims have experienced. So I think of it more as taking an international approach! And don't worry - if something urgent comes up here at home, we'll be sure to jump on it - I've already started drafting a couple scripts for the Australien Government

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Tina Crumpacker · July 31, 2020

Fabulous video, keep up the good work, we need you

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thejuicemedia · August 1, 2020

Thank you Tina, and welcome aboard!

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Shaky Tail Studios · July 31, 2020

Brilliant and terrifying work, thanks!

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Ellejoy W · July 31, 2020

Trump is inaccurate and fraudulent. Great work. I hope it is well received so you make more. This election is extremely important to the world, so, to me, that clears the slate for any perceived foreign interference on Juice medias part, the more hands on deck to oust Trump the better.

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thejuicemedia · August 1, 2020

So far it seems to be very well received, many grateful Amewricans in the comments :)

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Edward Pickering-Symes · July 31, 2020

Well done! Even clearer than the early audio. "Cancel the election" is uncomplicated and again sadly possible. The visuals really make spell out everything. I laughed out loud at the Authorised by tag line. Top work as always!

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thejuicemedia · August 1, 2020

Cheers Edward :)

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Milan Dare · July 31, 2020

Very well done. It doesn't touch on how much of this could easily be seen coming in 2016, but those people don't do irony. Also I would imagine a white house ad with a Lego-haired host. This looks too good. Perhaps you'll school 'em.

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mabel lee · July 31, 2020

Brilliant work your Honest Government team is doing!

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thejuicemedia · July 31, 2020

Thank you Mabel x

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Alex Tewes · July 31, 2020

scary, funny, sad, .... actually just bloody amazing!

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thejuicemedia · July 31, 2020

Cheers Alex!

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Formidable Vegetable · July 31, 2020

Brave move bro! Admire your courage in taking on the ruthless bastards!

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thejuicemedia · July 31, 2020

Thank you brother, I feel like we've gotta give it our best shot now, or never eh!

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Sandra Kirby · July 31, 2020

You most charmingly cut through the BS to the very cynical and criminal core of Trump’s chicanery of his base. Mercifully his consignment of any one of them to death by coronavirus has brought many to their senses, so that they might dump him at the polls. We can but hope. Thank you for the laughs brought on by your ever so slick satire, juice media. Brilliant.

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thejuicemedia · July 31, 2020

Thank you Sandra, you're very welcome x

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Warwick Finch · July 31, 2020

So funny but also so very very sad. Love what you're doing, if only people would listen.

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thejuicemedia · July 31, 2020

Thanks Warwick, I think people are - we can only try!

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James I Mullins · July 31, 2020

Absolutely superb. Hit the target many times. thanks!

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thejuicemedia · July 31, 2020

Thanks James! :)

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Robert Borneman · July 31, 2020

As a Yank, I can only say, "THANK YOU!!!"

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thejuicemedia · July 31, 2020

You are WELCOME sir!!

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Talib Yousry · July 31, 2020

love it!!!! keep them coming please, these videos are one of the best ways Ive come across to simplify these critical messages to people

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thejuicemedia · July 31, 2020

Thanks Talib, we shall!