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April 13, 2019

[PREVIEW] Julian Assange - Honest Government Ad

Dear Patrons, here's the preview of our next Honest Government Ad.

I was half-way through writing our Election Announcement HGA, when news broke of Julian Assange's arrest. Predictably this was quickly followed by tons of bullshit in the form of commentators mis-characterising him as a hacker rather than journalist and cheering his arrest simply because they dislike Assange. One major problem I have with that: this isn't about Assange - it's about a direct attack on the free press. 

That's why I decided to put our election coverage on pause for the weekend and produce a super-fast-response HGA.

It also gave us an excuse to attempt an HGA first by having, not one, not two, but FOUR Government voices in one video! Hashtag mayhem. I hope you enjoy it.

I'll be editing my arse off today to get this out by Monday. (Let us know if you have a good suggestion for the "Authorised by" message!)

Giordano

Comments (32)

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Sam Heairfield · April 15, 2019

Another brilliant video, and so impressed / pumped / grateful that you linked in whistleblower Boyle.

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thejuicemedia · April 15, 2019

Thanks, Sam! And yeah, I had a few requests to mention Boyle so I made sure to include him there too :)

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Bob Kavanagh · April 15, 2019

Absolutely spot on, yet again. And I do like GR & GC's suggestion for "authorised by".

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thejuicemedia · April 15, 2019

Thanks Bob :)

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Diana Rickard and Greg Chapman · April 15, 2019

How about ' authorised by the Inglish Nationalist Government on behalf of the Coalition of Willing Bitches' ?

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thejuicemedia · April 15, 2019

Thanks Diana and Greg - I went something similar in the end ;)

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Garth Taylor · April 15, 2019

Just brilliant, as usual. looking forward to viewing the finished product,

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thejuicemedia · April 15, 2019

Thanks Garth - hope you like the finished product (you should have received it in yout email by now!)

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joe lenzo · April 14, 2019

keep up the good work

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thejuicemedia · April 15, 2019

Thanks Joe!

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Danielle Boven · April 14, 2019

Go honest with the brought to you? Like citizens who are awake and care? Or even say patreon supporters that you can join by... I know its not funny but, well, funny can only go so far, sometimes we have to be serious too!

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Andrew Warr · April 14, 2019

Nice language inclusion, just missing the Swedish lap dogs....got to put something in there with ABBA

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thejuicemedia · April 14, 2019

Yeah I thought of Sweden, but I didn't want to make light of that whole situation

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Threat Vector · April 14, 2019

spot on as per usual mate

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thejuicemedia · April 14, 2019

Thanks Alex!

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Hot30 with Matty · April 14, 2019

Wow, very well done... cant wait for the tag line

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thejuicemedia · April 14, 2019

Cheers Matty!

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Tursiops · April 14, 2019

Brought to you by Assange tie wearing cat ;)

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loomhigh · April 14, 2019

Brought to you by the democratic People's Republic of free Australian bullshit.

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Adam Ahmed · April 14, 2019

Nice one! If you ever need a real (male) American voice, I'm ready and waiting! I'm sure there are some Brits waiting in the wings too. :)

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thejuicemedia · April 14, 2019

Thanks Adam will keep it in mind!

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Travis Jaarola · April 14, 2019

Oh, is it worth mentioning that Ecuador has just been granted a $4.2bn loan by the IMF?

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thejuicemedia · April 14, 2019

Absolutely. That's what she says (in Spanish!)

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Travis Jaarola · April 14, 2019

"The great American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it" George Carlin.

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thejuicemedia · April 14, 2019

What a great quote - I miss Carlin :)

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Hugh Govan · April 14, 2019

Great using the four voices and the Spanish message too! Nice reaction time, might even help bring some pressure if/when we make it go viral!

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thejuicemedia · April 14, 2019

We had fun with the voices on this one :)

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David Donaldson · April 14, 2019

"Unapproved news" - that's it. Advertisers support the approved news, Patreonisers let the rest show.

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craig Sajben · April 14, 2019

Good to see your talent is multi faceted, I still think he could have walked out during an Assange flash mob & vanished, would have been funny to boot.

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Tygrr FitzSapien · April 14, 2019

I think it's funny that while the whiney creep was waiting for the Swedish charges to fade out, we ran in to the #metoo era. He'll find it a lot harder to laugh it off now. As much as I dislike him, whistleblowers should be protected. I really can't call him a journalist. His attempts at analysis aren't worth shit. He just tattles. A lot. Indiscriminately. But still. FU USA. #eattherich

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Neville Fryar · April 13, 2019

Is it worth pointing out that the NY Times Guardian etc published material from Wiki Leaks? Are they next?

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Gargamel · April 13, 2019

Sounding great so far! My first time behind the curtain as a patron . :) Department authorisation could maybe be some witty call out to Huxley's docile social media machine in Brave New World?